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Each week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you’re invited to attend!
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Now that we are past that pesky gargoyle it's time to loot the wine cellar! But lo, the most terrifying D&D monster of them all lurks around every corner-- DOORS. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
An update and apology from Brian!
It's time to sneak below the city and see what it's like to join A FACTION! A thieve's guild at that. Perhaps we can get a better sense of how dangerous Fenn the thief is this way, or better yet we can break into that drow mansion TONIGHT! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
We're casing the drow manor, but damned if it isn't actually rather difficult to break into. A rival taunts Lil' Peepers? Sounds like it's time to pick locks and break hearts! And yes, Blaine will honor his cat persona.  For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Everyone is safe, but we are unavailable to meet up as the Los Angeles fires are creating a lot of evacuation zones. There will be no recording this week but we can't wait to be back! Sorry, everyone. 
Our festive millionaire ghost murdering adventure reaches its end, with plenty of violence and class war for all! We will return to our regularly scheduled campaign next week. Thank you for hanging out with us over the holidays! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker  
Time to murder billionaires in a fantasy setting! The Nerd Poker Christmas Carol continues, with Willy Crackits and his murder crew slaying the ghosts of three eerily familiar psychopaths, each with a vague realism to them for some unspeakable reason. Enjoy Part 2 of 3 in our holiday interlude! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Since the holiday scheduling was frightful, but the vibe was still delightful, so to dodge a content hole, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll! Famous thief and murderer Willy Crackits has done some foul deeds in his time, and the ghosts of millionaires are coming for revenge! And we know what to do with evil millionaires, right gang? Willy's murder crew will happily help him dispatch these ghouls of past, present, and future. Enjoy Part 1 of 3!  For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
You didn't think we'd just go to bed without getting into some nefarious nonsense, did you? As the tavern party wanes, the crew decides to case the drow mansion and see whether this whole "talking gargoyle" gambit is necessary. Along the way they see their first generally hostile NPCs, and realize the fog makes both for good cover and difficult recon. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Merriment hath ensued at The Pasted Almond tavern, until a little fish person walks in. Will Goffrey Spicoli have second thoughts about stealing that minotaur's pocketwatch? As the misty plot thickens, will the gang formulate their sword heist? For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Our band of thieves and detectives meet their patron Thelonious Pepperstep, also known as Lil' Peepers, and begin their journey into the town of Dellsmouth and into the tavern The Pasted Almond. And we all know the best form of fun in a haunted town is- why, pickpocketing of course! At least one fortune begins to take shape- can you tell which? For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker  
A brand new adventure begins! We explore the haunted (foggy) seaside town of Dellsmouth and run into an almost-friendly fortune teller named Glendale, at her shop The Galleria! Glendale is portrayed by special guest, comedian Jenny Zigrino, who breaks out some real tarot cards and gives the characters fortunes that will actually influence their in-game experience. Get ready for some spooky horror in a new season of Nerd Poker!  For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
It's the big finale of The Mountain Campaign. Not everyone survives. Some of them do. Some of them sort-of survive. Everyone gets a freeze frame, cut to credits. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Things are looking grim for our fearless Equaler, not to mention a suddenly very squashed Glibbles. But Bael is falling apart, and Kaiju Pishposh is holding it together. Perhaps there is still a chance! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
Things are looking grim for The Equaler as he wanders the labryith within Bael. And the rest of our crew continue to hack at Bael's outer parts. Oh consecutive final boss fights, it can't ever be easy can it?  For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker  
Whoopsie doodle, our fearless leader is trapped inside the minotaur demon Bael and is fighting for control. Meanwhile everyone else is kinda just trying to murder the hell out of Bael. Hopefully that ends well, because this is definitely the last leg of the final battle and it would be a shame to splatter the leader. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker
So uh... if you banish a dragon to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) then it stands to reason that there will be no consequences. So we should consider this all done! No way anything weird will still happen despite all the infinite death at play! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
Well now we are probably going to wrap up this lil dragon fight, right? Hmm. Well... probably? Oh wait what did we just do?! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
Commence Operation: Pillar Babies! Ok we don't call it that within the episode, but the plan is to make pillars collapse around Furlknott the topaz dragon while he investigates his phony baloney non-babies. The big boss fight continues! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
Now that we have the world's creepiest lure technique in place (Sarah pretending to be an abused baby dragon) we might just have a fighting chance! As long as Glibbles doesn't botch 10-20 times.  For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
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Comments (31)

Kozie

what a boring back down from sarah. oh well, looking firward to her new character atleast.

Apr 19th
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Feb 9th
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Zack Trash

episode cuts out awkwardly at minute 32 ☹

Nov 17th
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Darcy Wine

just letting you know only about 30 minutes of this episode got uploaded. I'm looking forward to hearing how this episode ends.

Nov 16th
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B E

Wood elves. WOULD Elves?

Jul 28th
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Kelly

I'm so so so happy I found this!! I listened to every episode first time around and was super bummed when it ended. I cannot tell you how much I have missed this. Thank you all for being you! and so darn entertaining.

Apr 27th
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Wells Brand

Blaine's "Love" ad nearly short-circuited me-- holy toots

Oct 14th
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David Christopher Barrilli

1:40 does he say nark nigger?

Sep 29th
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Josh Gillming

Keep it up guys

Sep 4th
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Morgan M.

Most shows would change or remove the low battery in the smoke detector before recording, or at least edit it out.

Jul 10th
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Fop

Helcine is a badass. I absolutely love all of you but she really did her shit in this episode. Sara's character has so much potential and it's been gathering. Helcine, the Drinker of Forbidden Dregs, the Thrower of Whispers!

May 29th
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Fop

I can't wait for the next episode!!!

Apr 10th
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Mikel McCook

Ken sounds like a velociraptor when he breathes in this one.

Apr 6th
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TheVonwolfShow

still blown away that these D&D vets don't know the rules to D&D

Feb 18th
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Rory Simpson

I don't mind the Casio at all, though throwing a beholder at a party of level ones is a bit EXTREME. Don't listen to the whiners guys, thanks for the content.

Dec 27th
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Fop

I cannot wait!

Oct 10th
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Jimmy G

Blaine a fucking moron

Aug 30th
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Christian Rivero

I do love the guys. But I can't listen to it with Ken breathing heavily into the mic all the time. They said it would stop and it didn't.

Aug 25th
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Chris Cox

Really liking the podcast, but got to episode 6 with the bat and which ever one was heavy breathing in the mic and chewing their food into the mic just killed the entire podcast for me. It is really bad when you areblistening to it with headphones.

Jul 20th
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MrWitch Wot

I never want to comment

Jun 23rd
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