Finally back, Ovechkin's Record, People Are Crazy, Waterpiks Suck
I recap the shows over the weekend, disastrous flight back and whales that work day jobs.
I reflect on my weekend at the Hubcap Comedy Festival while imagining life as an international spy.
I back into a car while wondering who drinks Sour Puss and why anyone plays Polo.
After a surprise treat on the road I break into a stranger's hotel room.
I watch soccer for the first time in 4 years after screaming in the middle of the night.
Todd talks about the submarine tragedy, Calgary Stampede, and of course Hot Dog Cars
Fresh from Niagara Falls I break into an airport while dealing with a near death at the Saturday late show.
I get athletes foot, battle through a migraine in Toronto and gladly ruin some guy's bachelor party.
I almost end up homeless in Vancouver and prep for the upcoming marathon in coincidentally the same city.
Fresh from physio and pondering who sweet wine is made for.
I get back from a crazy time in Phoenix just in time for WWIII to start.
Joe Millionaire, Hood Tours, Chinook and The Calgary Sun
This Just in!! Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles, Antonio Brown loses his mind and Modern Art is Dumb.
Trying to recover after hearing the most annoying voice in the world, while not dying during running through blizzards in the morning.
I receive a strange hand written letter and even more mysterious cheese pizza to my door.
My mind is blown by a Sushi Bullet train, and some psycho injects people at the Travis Scott concert
Imagine getting stuck in quicksand with Mosquitos biting your hands right before Halloween.
I make a stand against grocery stores to #bringbackbags while some guy almost makes me go deaf at a hockey game.