Nether Region Podcast

You have pulled The Imp, a sign that everything that can go wrong will go wrong and it feels oh so good to be oh so bad. You are the embodiment of mischief and mayhem, but you have the potential to shatter the glass ceiling of naughtiness! Keep reaching for that bottomless chasm and marvel at the underworld of possibilities - with your youthful spirit, you're a surefire superstar for shenanigans! Bat your sweet little Irish baby eyes, network and collaborate with the best of the worst of them, and just keep introducing yourself with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and dirty rotten scoundrel Scoochie Boochie!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTy Dewie the Imp: Scoochie BoochieTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Doll, which represents cherubic faces, cutesy catchphrases, and one helluva kill streak! You're used to being second fiddle to someone younger, dumber, and more human than you...it's just not fair. You must power through your hostility (even if you get a bad haircut) because you are doomed to maintain your delicate demeanor. This is your sign to stay strong and play nice until you don't have to - then all bets are off. You're nobody's darling, baby doll, so pop in a few AAA batteries, keep score of your body count, and get the creepiest giggles ever with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and sweetie pie psycho Abby Rose Mark!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMatilda Kills A Lot: Abby Rose MarkTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Sleep Paralysis Demon, a sign that you should stop and smell the loveseats every once in a while! Grab life by the peaches and plums, rifle through some non-perishable pantry items, and use your discerning eye to judge people's seating arrangements. You have good taste, and smell, and it shows! Also, you should try to get some good restful shut-eye...not that you deserve it. They say sleep is for the dead, so shimmy into bed, tuck in real tight, and take a big nasty whiff of devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and nightmare fuel Jeff Murdoch!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDamon the Demon: Jeff MurdochTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Economist, which reminds you that financial opportunity and sound investments will yield great results if you're not a complete idiot about it. Bask in the sweaty glow of smut futures and EDM raves and you will find your supply to be very much in demand! This is a sign for you to set your sights high in the skies, where you're less likely to see any turkeys or angels clogging up the view. Tinkle on down to hell, lean into the void real close, and get the inside scoop with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and oh-so-diabolical Scott Piebenga!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDamian Dismal: Scott PiebengaTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Landlords, which represents an exhausting 3-hour work day, fraternal love, and cripplingly binding lease agreements! You give the Property Brothers a run for their money when it comes to finely pressed "silk" shirts and devilishly "good" looks. This is a sign to seize any opportunity that lands in your lap, unless it involves doing math. You're a shoo-in for Love Island - any single mom or sexy apartment would be lucky to have you. Corral your little buddies and pals, drink some flavorful ocean water, and sink all your costs into devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and fiendish hellhounds Alex Collyard and Grace Weissend!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneAllyn: Alex CollyardSeth: Grace WeissendTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Influencer, a sign that your trendiest trends are trending downwards, straight down to hell where they belong! You're a fashionista chameleon, seamlessly switching your outfits as they suit your vibes à la mode. Don't underestimate the impact you have and the power you hold! You easily sway all creatures demonic and evil by dictating what's hot (goblincore) and what's not (ball pits). Slink on down to the Marinara Trench, apply a hazardous amount of Nair, and leave your ride share scooters absolutely everywhere with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and mistress of the abyss Abby Vatterott!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTiffany the Demon Queen of Micro-Trends: Abby VatterottTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Vampire, which reminds you to creak open your coffin, spread those little bat wings, and let yourself fly free! There's a whole underworld down there just begging to be explored! Treat yourself to a nice vacation and more importantly, treat others the way you'd like to be treated. Do what makes you feel good, like tickling the ivories or wearing your favorite power color, and you'll see that demons and humans alike will find you delightful. Pour yourself a nice hot cup of blood and try not to gossip with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and hellbound Matt Griffo!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDavid the Vampire: Matt GriffoTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Gary, a sign to keep your dime rolls close and your million dollar opportunities closer! You're the real Scrooge McDuck of Wall Street: twice as miserly and as sour as a cup of lemonade. Reaganomics and your sinful greed consumes you, intimidating and usurping Hell's most notorious tormentors. Join a never-ending line, spread out your spreadsheets, and spot the difference between an intern and a beta in this bull market with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and fallen angel Caitlin Linden!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneGary Marketplace: Caitlin LindenTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The HR Lady, a sign to embrace flattery, unique personality traits, and endless start paperwork. You have the innate ability to welcome or unwelcome anyone new into your circle, be it a festering lair or a 9-to-5 office environment. Let a Ritz Krispie Treat be your sword and your spam folder be your shield as you encounter denizens and Dennises alike in Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and Beelzebabe Natalie O’Sullivan Hamilton!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMelinda Scurge: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Cajun, which represents a delta of judgment, sweat, and fan boats wrapped up in a thick Bayou accent. You are naturally oiled up and ready to take on the open road, a signal to embrace freedom - and nothing compares to the freedom of driving a semi-truck barefoot. Take a flaming leap into the pond of sin, wrestle a drunk guy, and delve into your own personal Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and known demon in the sack Andy Hart!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTheodore Devereaux Thibodaux Saint Charles III: Andy HartTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Demon Prince, which represents lavish parties, empty threats, and loyal minions. You're as doomed as a scoop of ice cream in Hell, and twice as rich. You have unresolved issues with your regal family and your arrogance only makes things worse, which in Hell is somehow better! Open up your wallet and count your variety of demon currencies - there are terrifying blessings abound! Curl up with the coziest most horrifying sweater in Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and bedamned royalty Nick Simon!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneLord Henrick Baklava Jr.: Nick SimonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod