New Rory & MAL

Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re welcome) Everyone shares personal stories of how their relationships/friendships have evolved over the years, as well as how we’ve grown. Anyway, we’re off that deep shit. The second half of this episode we lighten the mood. Julian asks the rest of the team hip-hop trivia. Rory is on a mission to redeem himself after taking an L on this week’s Patreon trivia (subscribe now). We cover questions ranging from Eminem, Tupac, Biggie, Kanye, etc. Please pay attention to Rory’s competitiveness throughout this segment. Trivia ends on a string of Hov questions that leaves Rory and Mal in a battle for the W. Finally, we end with everyone naming the album that had the biggest impact on them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers. This horny conversation led to Chloe Bailey and eventually Ben Kingsley as Ghandi (google it). Staying in messy relationships, Andrew Wiggins has a decision to make and none of us suggest Mal’s advice. Tune in as we discuss all of this as well as, women with body hair, interesting kinks, and more!

Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had a mostly family outing to the Emotional Oranges show (Rory, Julian, Demaris, Eddin, Yomi). From here somehow we discuss which of us would survive being stranded. Who would you eat first? Anyway, Nicki agrees that Ice Spice is the new princess of rap. Staying on music (kinda) we discuss Diplo’s latest interview. Speaking of sus, Jussie and his meatball sandwich are back. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more on this holiday special!

Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a shootout. Have you ever lost your phone? or worse, has your significant other gotten into your iCloud? In other news, Rory and Eddin’s DNA is at risk while Mal and Julian refuse to spit in a cup. Speaking of DNA, wooly mammoths are set to make a return. Somehow this leads to a conversation about drugs and classic MTV shows. We reminisce on Punk’d, Room Raiders, and NEXT. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

Happy Friday everyone “lemme whisper in ya ear”. Rory and Baisley make their return from LA (Bais is still high). Rory spent his time climbing the ranks on the industry list. Unfortunately, this trip put Rory in the middle of producer beef. Meanwhile, Julian saw the Knicks win streak come to an end and Demaris / Yomi had a wild night at SZA. Anyway, what are your thoughts on Ice Spice and North West hanging out? Somehow these leads to Catch a Predator and where Mal has very choice words. Do you believe this Benito (Bad Bunny)  and Kendall Jenner relationship? Or how about Tyga and Avril Lavigne? Or perhaps her conspiracy (it’s Melissa) Staying on musicians, Logic is back with an interesting cover, which leads to a Patreon conversation. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Metro selling a part of his catalog (Rory has an interesting take), Pau Gasol’s jersey retirement, + more!

We’re back from WTF Studios. Demaris is “beat to the gods” as she prepares to take no accountability at SZA’s show. Meanwhile, Rory was showing off his new tattoo. Julian spent another weekend with “the cast” at the SNL after party. This leads to an engaging conversation regarding Chris Rock’s response. Throughout this conversation we’re joined by Smino. Smino shares his thoughts on his fashion and his album/current tour. He also discusses Lil Wayne’s reaction to his ranking on the all-time list, as well as how “90 Proof” with J Cole came together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. Check out the guys guest feature also available today on Chris Distefano’s podcast ‘Chrissy Chaos’

Happy Friday…remember pimp my ride? BLM is officially over, but not before we wish Julian’s dad a happy 72nd bday! St. Patrick’s Day is next, which means it’s time to celebrate the white man, Rory. Today we start with music…more importantly Dreamvillefest. Ultimately, as most music conversations do, this becomes a Drake discussion. Will Drake retire and who is the next superstar? Somehow this leads to a discussion about Angelina Jolie’s attempt to hire a hitman. *trigger warning* Is Michael B. Jordan corny? Is Pete Davidson dating Ice Spice? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. We’re releasing a full patreon today which is absurd in many ways. Subscribe now!

Today we are joined by legendary songwriter/producer Bryan Michael Cox and co-founder of LVRN, Justice. We immediately jump into music and discuss top catalogs and Bryan’s early days working with a young Beyonce. We then divulge into her personal life and discuss how her high school boyfriend has possibly the biggest of all time. Then we discuss how Bryan Michael Cox’s relationship with LVRN eventually led to him recently taking the role as head of A&R. This leads to a conversation about the landscape of R&B and the history of the remix and Usher’s Confessions. Then we put our guests through rapid fire questions where we pin artists they’ve worked with against each other. Then Justice shares his gripes with Puff, which leads to how everyone shouldn’t have an opinion. We divert from music for a minute to discuss conspiracies. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + far more in this music heavy episode!

The Big D is back with his new rollout! The guys share their thoughts on Trump’s nuclear take, while Rory continues to prove he can rap. We stay in nuclear politics with Kim Jung Un’s sister, Hilary blowing a 3-1 lead, Pearl Harbor (including the movie), and more unidentified “floating” objects. Too much politics talk…let’s get back to music. Rory calls Daniel from DVSN after he set twitter “ablaze” after stealing a fan from her man during his NY show (R&B is back) Meanwhile, rap continues to go through it. YSL Woody’s confession tape is released which leaves Rory and Mal in disagreement. Finally, we recap NBA All Star weekend and praise our new white savior Mac McClung after he salvaged the dunk contest. Thus ending February with Rory and his people back on top. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist family map, while Mal is related to English royalty somehow. Then we discuss how different reactions are to violent tragedies from the past. This leads to a prison TikTok conversation and somehow ends with Beyonce. Should we get into our conspiracy bag? Why not. We discuss alien technology, historical events, Mars, transgender ET, and zombies. Speaking of Zombies, ‘I Am Legend 2’ is in the works. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more 

Happy Friday! We’re back after a semigroup Valentine’s Day. Rory, Julian, and Demaris were at Joyce Wrice while Eddin went on 15 dates. Mal, who planned on coming to the show, missed it over a luggage issue. After the show Julian and Demaris pulled up on Armani White for some intense Uno. Do we owe Mal an apology? Perhaps partially. We provide more data about Bruno Mars and get from Rihanna herself how important Kanye is in her art. Speaking of silencing people, Andrew Tate has Mal fired up, which leads to an interesting discussion on cult culture. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Pharrell’s new position at Louis V, the tequila era, Elon Musk, NBA All-Star predictions, + more!

Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bowl Sunday’s. Rory cooked for Julian and  company. The mac & cheese was better than expected. After a lot of shots we ended up at a strip club. On a more tame night, Mal laid low while Demaris went home. We brought our disagreement from the group chat to the mic and discussed Rihanna’s performance, which was very Kanye inspired. This led to a heated debate about Chris Brown vs. Bruno Mars. After settling down we make our predictions on next year’s halftime performer. Have you seen these red boots? (outside of today’s artwork) Rory gets into his conspiracy bag about the Chinese balloons. Finally, we discuss our Valentine’s Day plans. It seems like we’ll all be together, except for Eddin who’s speed dating. Also, we’re releasing a Patreon today which features a very interesting and odd conversation with a therapist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

We’re back and with high level political ties. Rory and Mal roast Julian for his recent dinner with former President Bill Clinton. We go right into music and discuss our predictions for the main event this Sunday, Rihanna’s return. To no surprise, Mal has a controversial take. Then we do a deep dive on the latest list making its rounds: Billboard's Top 50 Rappers. Staying in music, we offer our thoughts on Quality Control’s recent sale and Drake being mentioned in XXX’s ongoing trial. Rory teases his critique of Yachty’s album (full on Patreon). Finally we get to the biggest news of the week… LeBron becoming the all-time leading scorer. This conversation leads to a Same Night/Same City and other memorable sports highlights. Tune in as the full team discusses all of this + more! P.S. Our Patreon this week has a bunch of wild takes. Subscribe to check them out.

Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand. Mark takes us through his youth in New Orleans and his early days living in NY which include getting robbed, bombing shows for years, and comedians feuding. Mark shares how he got sick from eating a$$ and went on to tape a Comedy Central Special. Mal introduces Mark to Same Night / Same City (Trump is involved). Then the guys discuss how cancel culture is being manipulated which leads to conspiracy pod including Cosby, the Chinese Balloon, Sam Smith’s satanic Grammy performance, and the NFL scripts. Tune in as the guys and Mark discuss all of the above and drug use, childhood trauma, religious rituals, Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend + more…COMEDY!

It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo and Rory/Julian seeing Louis CK sell out all 18,000 seats at MSG (Cosby is next), who’s also the subject of today’s Same Night / Same City. What would you do to see your favorite performers? Well Amber Rose has a solution. Meanwhile, Latto is selling used underwear. Mal shares a confession and Julian shares another bad “break up” story. Speaking of better endings, the guys discuss which artist they wish had a different career trajectory. Then we review the new Lil Yachty album and breakdown Smokey Robinson’s track list for ‘Gasm’. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Demaris is going to have a shooter for a son and why Mal’s uncle stopped robbing people + more!

The the…the Cannon. On today’s episode we’re joined by one of the most iconic producers/music executives in the industry, Don Cannon. If you’re not familiar with DJ Cannon he helped create the sound of the mixtape era. Currently, he is the CEO of the extremely successful Generation Now and co-founder of the TmrO app. First, Cannon takes us through his early years in the studio from bumping into Kanye and playing basketball with Kobe. Eventually Cannon met DJ Drama and that’s where the mixtapes began. Cannon shares stories from the ‘Trap or Die’ sessions and eventually shares how his resurgence has led to labels requesting “Uzi type beats” or another “First Class”. The guys then all share a moment of how different the next generation of artists are than the previous ones, which leads to why Cannon chose not to go to the Gucci and Jeezy Versus. The discussion returns to today with the controversial rating from Pitchfork on Ice Spice’s EP. The debating with Dom continues as the guys run through recent comments by 50 Cent, Ludacris, the undervaluing of Dr Dre’s catalog, favorite lyrics/beat. Finally, like all good debates including Don and Mal we land on Michael vs. LeBron. The guys share their personal NBA top 5, as well as, their rapper top 5. Tune in as the guys and DJ Cannon discuss all of the above + more!

Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rapper of 2022, which leads to NORE and the rumor mill. Coming off of rumors we learn that Rick Rubin hates veganism (everyone collectively challenges Mal’s dietary preference). Staying on food, we break down the recent video of the Doordash stunt at a college basketball game and reminisce on Hood Pranks. Kanye is back on the timeline, but for less controversial reasons. Mal has a theory about a potential reunion with Adidas. This past week was fashion week in Paris so naturally we discussed the importance of the best bitty reveal. America’s favorite police officer is back in the news after a Nashville strip club offers her $10k for a couple nights' work. We provide another job she can have at the club. Then comes the most controversial topic of today’s episode. The 23-year-old who looks like a child who’s dating a 26-year-old. Rory and Julian believe this could be a breakthrough. We somehow transition into show-and-tell. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

The guys are back after a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian thought they found love for Baby D, but to no avail. The following night, the party continued with Bas and the Dreamville team again at none other than Ludlow House. While we were running around lower Manhattan most people were uptown in Harlem for Drake’s back-to-back shows at the historic Apollo. We break down the set list, the featured artists, and how Rory and Mal swallowed their pride and refrained from texting Drake for tickets. While Drake had NY’s attention, Beyonce was across the world giving Dubai her first live show in 4 years. We further the Dubai conversation by proposing a question that would lead to a quick (but sticky) payout. Speaking of sexual acts, would you let your significant other go on vacation for 20 days? Tune in as we discuss all of the above, as well as, the pathetic showing of NY sports teams, Shannon Sharpe vs. The Grizzlies, Catholic School basketball  + more!

Welcome to the Barstool crossover episode. Today, we are joined by KFC and almost immediately Rory asks about Barstool politics. The guys discuss signing contracts and being cancel proof (if that’s possible). Mal and KFC share how they deal with the haters. Then the guys discuss Stephen A Smith’s comments about Rihanna vs. Beyonce and somehow bring up Mal going to the Cosby tour. Do you vote? Better yet, should you vote? We discuss who should be allowed to vote. Incoming bleep spree…which leads in to George Santos and his lies. Staying on politics, Herschel Walker’s son is killing it on TikTok. It was only a matter of time before Mal brought up LeBron and Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Shaq gets brought into the conversation, but not for the reasons you’d expect. Finally, we react to a bunch of viral videos and eventually turn KFC’s ‘Answer The Internet’ segment on himself. We make him answer a bunch of difficult would you rather'cs. Tune in as we discuss all of the above + more!

It feels like things are finally getting back to normal. Today starts with Eddin gifting Julian a new Lulu backpack, which will not be given to anybody to borrow. Speaking of borrowing, the La Vergne Police Department in Tennessee took team building to the extreme by personally “training” a female officer. Perhaps the police department should have started an Only Fans since they’re all out of a job. Iggy Azalea launches her Only Fans, making over $300k in the first 24 hours, thus sparking the debate of which of us should start one. Naked News was the informative Only Fans…shoutout Toronto. Mal also shares a story of when he saw Ron Jeremy in LA. Back to music, same night/same city SZA or Summer Walker? Then the guys break down the new PnD single and briefly discuss Gunna. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the new House Party film and LeBron’s involvement + more!