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What happens when you take a group of nerds and let them control of a team of inter-dimensional agents trying to protect and serve existence as a whole? Buffoonery, puns, silliness, and a lot of laughing. Hope you enjoy our epic journey to mediocrity. Welcome to Nexuswatch.
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Where'd that snarky little banter guy that usually writes these go? Huh, weird. Well on this last episode of the tale of Salsa Verde, the dummies behind the characters give their epilogues and get a little behind the scenes with how the story progressed. Now if you're a good kid and eat your whole meal, there will be a little treat for you at the end.
See you in the Inbetween =)
Endgame. All of this crazyness now comes to head. Will the heroes have what it takes to keep all of existence from being snuffed out. Only one way to find out. Fight on you glorious bastards. -Smart Ass behind the keyboard, signing off...
No more smart ass comments and clever poking at our boys. They're in the thick of it and shits serious. If they fail here, everything we hold dear ceases to be. Fight on you glorious bastards.
Oh wow. So this is where it's at. It's all coming to a head. Man, I'm glad I stuck around. Let me grab the popcorn and see where it goes.
This shit is getting tense. Did you see how they shot that Leviathan in the face. Seems like a terrible idea to me, but who the hell am I? I'm just the disembodied voice that's been talking to you for all these episodes... Not even sure why you listen to me. I'm just a guy... in a chair... typing on a keyboard... hoping this Leviathan east these guys...
The plan is set and the pieces are in motion. Here's comes the pain as our boys are about to show the Harvester what it means to mess with the Nexus. I hope you all have your brown paints on because it's gonna get a little crazy in there.
Oh man, I thought for sure they were gonna kill someone on that last episodes. But here we go, coming down to the wire. That creepy death guy has show his face and the crew are gonna blast off to mess him up. Imma get my popcorn and and settle in for the fireworks.
Here we are on this shitty waypoint to help out Sheila, Bloo's ball-buster of a sister. Should be interesting to see where this goes, because this new baddies sounds wicked gross. Plus... Gobagos...
So... that last couple were real doozies. I gotta say, it's hard to tease these boys when they got so much crap happening. And now Bloo's got his sister tagging along who seems like a real bummer. I sure hope the boys can make it through... Who am I kidding, they'll be fine and screw it all up gloriously.
Ooof that last one was a doozy. Did Darius really... like... that's some shit. He's gonna need therapy. Anyways, I think they forgot something back on that waypoint, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was... guess we'll find out.
Here it is. A lot of anger stewing for a long while. The crew is now going to do something about that jerk, Cassius. Let just get right into this. HUZZAH!!!!
This place is creepy. I'm scared... I don't want to be here anymore. Someone get these guys out of the Spirit World and back to some crazy normal action. The ephemeral terrifies me. If they die here, do they say dead, or do they wake up like Inception... wait... are they in Inceptions?!?!?!
Woah, this place is trippy. And did you SEE WHO SHOWED UP!!!!, Man if you didn't listen to the last one, go back and listen right now. I'm serious... go back... listen... I'll wait... But seriously... Whoah!!!!
So getting that book was like... pretty easy right? I mean the sniper dudes were a hindrance, but no side quest or nothing to get our hands on it. Things are looking up. Now they're heading into that Spirit doohickey thingy they keep talking about... I wonder if it's anything like that time that guy offered me those mushrooms at Electric Forest... probably not.
The more we see of Maru, the more I think Darius did the right thing by getting out of there. Anyways, that book they're looking for sure is a mouth full. I'm thinking they'll have to fight a giant Kaiju or something in this one, what's the over-under on PAL getting killed these days? Welp, guess we'll just have to give a listen to find out.
Oh wow, So this is what Darius home world looks like... what a dump. I expected way cooler stuff from a guy that can shoot lightning out his ass and manifest a sword from thin air. Man... I do feel sorry for the people of Maru... It's not like our boys have a great track record of leaving places better than when they found em. Welp, lets see how the FUBAR this place.
What the hell. That last one was a downer, huh? Man... lets see if we can start to put this cart back on the track. Okay... shake it off everyone... only up from here. Right?... right?...
Well things are getting serious so we'll keep this short. Stuffs real, Nico's fortress is in sight. Lets get to work...
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! It's like a storm of bad stuff coming right at the boys. Oh no... What's gonna happen? Aww man, I think they're dead, right? Like totally dead... Well it was fun everyone. Guess we'll just tune in for the demise. Lets see where it horrific it is.
Ooooo, here comes the fun. The boy's are on Nico's doorstep and for once THEY started it. All those baddies are in trouble now. That is, of course, the boys lack of a plan has put them in a tight spot and they've bitten off more than they can chew... Nah, that can't be it, right? They'll be fine...
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