No Holes Barred

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the latest news of tumbler glasses lodged in bladders and why they are openly happy to be considered vulgar, talking about the things no one else dares to talk about. They listen to a brilliant confession from one of our dedicated listeners that'll make you gag in sympathy for her, as well as a heartfelt agony aunt. It's another fantastic week. Remember to keep your stories, agony aunts and facts coming. You can send them to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura cut more than one of the stories Laura has decided to share because of her continued poor judgement over what could potentially get this podcast cancelled. They also talk about by batteries don't belong up holes or why moon cups shouldn't be forgotten. It's another belter of an episode. Don't forget to keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or head over to our Instagram page noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura talk about the power of sexy underwear, female self pleasure and listen to their first ever voice note from a listener. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of NHB, Laura & Vic talk middle aged minge algorithms, jizz face creams and the quest to find body confidence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura reach new depths of depravity when Laura shares a news article that even left Vic questioning if she wanted to be friends with Laura anymore. They also solve an agony aunt that any lazy man who believes parenting is for women should listen to. Keep those stories coming and don't forget to voice note the confessions on our Instagram page @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic finally gets round to sending Laura her Christmas present, we learn about the incredible shooting powers of the pelvic floor and Vic shares her fantasy of becoming a full time voiceover artist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the different levels their rage has taken them to and how they've reached their peak during pregnancy. They also talk about the dedication it takes to care for the delicate life of a tiny animal and how their future in the veterinary world would probably be very short lived. Be sure to keep sending in your hilarious stories and following their Instagram page. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode Vic and Laura bring in the New Year with promises of being more organised and exciting additions to the podcast they're looking forward to starting....Next week. They extensively talking about dogging, the legality of it, if its just a nighttime job or if you could expect to see a man cock in hand in a lay by during the day. They're asking you, the audience to start voice clipping your confessions of weirdness from kinks, to awkward sexual encounters directly to them to step 2022 up a gear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura struggle to work out what day of the week it is before wishing you a very Merry Christmas. They work out the logistics of energetic bum sex and debate the wonders of human biology allowing a stray onion ring to survive the digestive system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to implement some much needed structure to the format of the show, Vic shares her fear of nail extensions and they discuss how to put boundaries in place when your family are dickheads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Candid chat from comedians Laura Belbin and Victoria Emes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their innate lack of business knowledge and ponder how the hell they actually function as a partnership, reveal what to do if you get a WW11 mortar lodged up your bottom and get angry at the inequality between the sexes. Visit our shop at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura unpack the yoga retreat experience of a life time, with free dancing, tit flashing and naked hot tub sessions plus sleeping in a tent. Vic talks Laura through her perfect mindful wank, complete with dirty bedsheets and slug lips and they also officially announce the opening of their shop with a healthy range of sex toys to tickle your minge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss narcissistic in laws, the power of CBD and have plenty of LOLs over the next Banksy artwork that involves a used tampon flung drunkenly against a white wall during a romantic pool side fumble. Watch out for next week's episode that involves a very big announcement - it isn't a TV show but it's sure to tickle your bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura openly discuss the complete minefield of parenting and how much unrealistic pressure is put on women to be the perfect mum society demands as well as a throw by throw account of how Vic will no doubt end up with a full blown mental breakdown if her daughter doesn't sleep soon. They also ask the question, what would you rather? Licking an eye ball? Or sucking a toe and share the story of the lady who discovered cheese doesn't agree with her colon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get their bellybuttons out and compare sizes as they try to decide if they would ever go along with a fetish that included licking someone else's. They also read out a beautiful story from a listener who was inspired by our love of clit chat and the incredible Mrs Hinch to indulge in her first ever experience of a good old fashioned wank. Thank you Sonic Scrubber for reaching all those hard to get areas, including our vaginas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices