No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam return to talk about camping… again. Adam is heading out to the woods and needs to prep. What animals do you not want to see when you unzip your tent? Why is a hot drink a solution to most of life’s problems? And what are the odds he finds a snake under the toilet? Plus, Chilean candies, a stare down with a wolf and the sounds of stepping on a stick!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get their hands dirty. In this episode they welcome in the Spring season by taking a quiz on gardening. What does PH stand for? What does the word botanical mean? And is rotating a garden like rotating a mattress? Plus, an update on the Moonlight / La La Land mistake, a happy birthday shoutout to Billy’s mom and the boys sing songs that evoke sunshine!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam celebrate the 10th anniversary of John Travolta saying, “Adele Dazeem.” In this episode they talk about that moment and other famous mistakes that occurred on live TV. Ashlee Simpson on SNL, La La Land losing to Moonlight, infinite news bloopers and more. Plus, they hear about Kenzi’s dad’s reaction to last week’s episode, a moment where Billy and Adam almost had an epic fail live on stage and the sound of wind! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam take a page out of their friend Kenzi’s dad’s playbook. Each week he goes to a bar with a few friends armed with a handful of conversation topics. It’s as charming as it is practical. Incredibly, he and his friends (and the lists) have earned them national press and fame. Today’s episode features some of his original conversation topics to help inspire Billy and Adam. Plus, Super Bowl movies, an unfortunate run-in with a peanut gallery and the sounds of Billy saying, “Got it!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFollow Kenzi on IG: @KenzianidiotSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get roomy. In this episode they discuss various rooms in the house and discuss their vibes. The Den, The Mud Room, The Boiler Room and maybe most importantly, The Computer Room. Plus, Apple’s new headset, the power of a screened-in patio and the sound of a 90’s modem!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam see if they are smarter than teens. In this episode they try to decipher when glass was invented, who made soda, which musician has had the most success over four decades and so much more. Plus, a kid beats Tetris, a failed attempt at Harry Potter sports and the sound of Nintendo talking to you!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam look back on the year of No Joke. In this episode Billy reads episode descriptions from 2023 and Adam has to try and decode the episode’s title. Worst Places to Be Wet, Billy Wonka, the Patrick Bracket… classics. Plus, the odds of Adam getting a cat, a look into the Nation’s silverware drawers and a commercial for a teriyaki chicken restaurant!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get weird. In this episode they look up strange news stories from 2023. Good alligators, bad alligators, eating balloons and floating to the moon and so much more. Plus, Billy and Adam read the newspaper!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam open up the kitchen drawer. In this bracket episode they aim to determine the ultimate piece of silverware. Is it a knife, fork, spoon or some sort of hybrid? Plus, they talk about the “good silverware” that comes out during the holidays, reflect on a nice gift they received recently and chat about that one time Adam was Corey. Plus, the sounds of dinner glasses clinking and Billy gives a toast!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam go to the movies. In this episode they explore some iconic film taglines. Disney classics, horror films, classic comedies and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss the end of the SAG strike, which game shows they would be good at and come up with their own taglines for movies!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam do some learning. In this episode they learn about the origins of band names like Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Florence and The Machine and more. Plus, the history of Harvard Sailing Team’s name, the joy of audio-only podcasts, the importance of not using the word “the,” flea markets near me, and a failed attempt at finding a YouTube video!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam talk powerful love songs. In this episode they try to discuss the top power ballads according to a radio station in Tampa Bay but get sidetracked talking about Amelia Earhart getting eaten by crabs, their friend Jen getting wet, Improvised Shakespeare, Adam's new SportsCenter commercial and more. Plus, fake power ballads by fake bands The Daddy Rangers and Flat!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam eat at the mall. In this episode they discuss some of the most popular restaurants traditionally found in a mall food court according to Buzzfeed. Auntie Anne’s, Mrs. Fields, Orange Julius and that one place that gave out free teriyaki chicken. Also, Haagen-Dazs vs Ben and Jerry’s, a look back at Billy’s field day and new names for soda mascots! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam go slogan-ing. In this episode they play a game similar to last episode where they are given state slogans and they have to guess which state it belongs to. Who is The Bay State, The Land of Enchanment, The Beehive State and more? Also, a discussion on The Roman Empire, sitting in the Trojan horse, dilly-dallying, the cumulative weight of daily bird poop and more. Plus, the sound of a nut falling on Billy’s head!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam learn about their country. In this episode they play a game where they are given state mottos and they have to guess which state it belongs to. And they do a do surprisingly good job guessing! Also, the WGA strike is over, Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce and Adam wants to break a world record. Plus, fake state mottos brought to you by Billy and Adam!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam fall down. In this episode they discuss a topic on everyone’s minds - the act of falling. Why did Jack and Jill fall down a hill? How much money would they require to go bungee jumping? And do people fall down wells anymore? Plus, Billy can’t let loose, hype men for podcasts, Culligan water tanks and Fear Factor: Health Care edition. Plus, the sounds of climbing! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam try to stay dry. In this episode, they reflect on the rain and mud at Burning Man this year. Would they have enjoyed it? What would have been some of the worst parts? And do they ever envision going again? Plus, a deep dive on the words “folks” and “correctamundo,” a look back on dumping gatorade on their high school coaches heads and how they go nude in public locker rooms. Plus, a discussion on staying dry in Temple! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam visit the No Joke Public List. In this episode, they have a good time jumping around topics on everyone’s mind. Magic, Angela Langella, high wire acts, texts from moms, slides that hurt children, bad mushrooms, yogurt covered clothing and more. Plus, Adam gives the Nation an inside look at what's inside his wallet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam return after a month long break to talk about goggles. Naturally. Why does the water always creep into them when you're swimming? Why do lab goggles smell so bad? And why does the rubber strap hurt the back of your head when it gets wet? Plus, Billy’s dog eats his glasses, Adam goes whale watching in Cape Cod and they say the word “fleck” three times! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam catch up. It’s been three weeks since the last episode so naturally they discuss a conference room filled with whales, sharks and Nemo, Billy’s recent trip to Mexico and the WGA / SAG strike. Plus, Billy tries to imagine what is on a Shark’s charcuterie board... spoiler alert, it's pasta! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.