No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

It’s the season 7 finale! We enter Memoria and quickly get back to where we had left off. There’s an epic final confrontation with Kuja, we fight Zero Man, and then we return to Gaia, to see the full version of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it’s time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan’s house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter the final dungeon to get all the ultimate weapons. This place is full of memories! We fight a few fiends, kill Hades, and then head back to fight Ozma. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s day 15, the final day! We say hello to Ozma to see how hard that’s gonna be, then decide to enter the final dungeon, Memoria. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We grind on grand dragons for a while, and learn about any other side quests in the game. Then we take on the Auction House quest. After that, we catch 99 frogs and fight Quale. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do some more grinding to create a future with less grinding. It’s time to focus on a core group that we’re gonna take through the end. We also learn about every other side quest in this game. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More disk 4 cleanup. We grind on Yans, catch some frogs, and fly the drone around. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s cleanup time. We find some Ragtime Mice, visit Chocobo’s Paradise one last time, deliver some kupo nuts, and fix Mognet Central. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The planet is covered in mist. It’s time to start looking for the ultimate weapons, getting all the Stellazio coins, and finding the most difficult Chocobo dive spot. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Garland continues to tell Zidane about the big plans for Terra, and we fight a series of bosses. But then Kuja crashes the party and finds out that he’s mortal, so he goes nuts, destroying the place. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We follow Garland into Pandemonium, the dungeon of Terran souls. Zidane has an existential crisis, but he resolves it real quick. We solve some esoteric puzzles, and reach ever closer to the secrets of this universe. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally enter Terra to learn about Zidane’s origins. There’s a whole town of monkey people here. We learn more than we ever could’ve imagined about souls, and genomes, and Terra. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s day 13. We make breakfast and catch some frogs. Then we do the four shrines, defeating the different bosses all at once and opening the portal on the Shimmering Island. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally time to push the story forward and learn Ipsen’s dastardly secret. Amarant proves teamwork is lame. Are we wearing the right gear? What’s with the lightning sword? It’s exciting to be dungeoning again. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can’t defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen’s Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.* Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We head to Quan’s Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo’s Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsVideo Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.