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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. 

Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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Comments (257)

le

My absolute favourite podcast by far! always funny, informative and entertaining

Mar 2nd
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julz asher

Best podcast ever

Jan 31st
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Erik Bridle

My home town was where the Mammoth Cheese was produced! we've got a big display with a replica!

Jan 29th
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vishal padhiyar

Thanks for the information. Keep suggesting such informative post. Looking for the same info. https://alaskasworld.run/

Jan 20th
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Andrew Potts

Great stuff as always! just for reference, people are not assassinated by assasssinators but by assassins and when something is adapted you add an adaptation not an adaption. If you'd like somebody to 'proof listen for you I'm available at vet reasonable rates! Keep up the excellent discourse please.

Jan 17th
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Kevin

Anna's fake forced laughter is pretty annoying.

Jan 11th
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Adam Jones

oh, Chickens WILL eat meat my friend! Anyone that has ever kept chickens knows the odd chick, or rodent will sometimes end up as dinner. It's true!

Dec 29th
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Sarah Wilms

My daughter (eight at the time) once tried to cheat at Snakes and Ladders to let ME win. I had lost two rounds already and she felt sorry for me.

Dec 21st
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Nemo

6 years later and this show is still so entertaining. <3

Dec 17th
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Adam

I recently listened for the first time and love it. Very funny. Thanks

Dec 5th
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閑居

why can't play

Dec 5th
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Dr Theodor Woland

— How do you pronounce it? — China.

Nov 27th
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John Capp

Me: Hum, The Queens Gambit. this seems like an interesting show on Netflix. Lets watch this. *Proceeds to binge watch the show.* Ah, that was good. Bedtime. Time for my favorite podcast. *NSTAAF opens talking about chess.* Confirmed, QI is bugging my house.

Nov 14th
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James Keen

"Geese-lightning"

Nov 3rd
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Jóhann Gunnarsson

This is the funniest live episode ever.

Oct 23rd
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L.R. Taraxacum

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Oct 17th
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Viking Teddy

fortunately it's nigh impossible to kill yourself by slitting your wrists. that's one urban legend I'm happy that's not often debunked.

Oct 13th
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Brad Miller

Mr. Darby is a hoot and a half. XD

Oct 2nd
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Nilesh Gohil

so funny. I was in tears 🤣

Oct 2nd
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Trotter

Chuck Norris was an instructor to Elvis and claims Priscilla could have kicked his ass. Elvis was a karate hack.

Sep 27th
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