No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

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576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

03-27
50:21
Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content like this at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

03-25
29:06
575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

03-20
57:51
574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg

574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

03-13
01:03:00
573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

03-06
55:17
572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

02-27
01:02:08
571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

02-20
54:22
570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

02-13
53:09
569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

02-06
58:28
568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

01-30
49:16
567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

01-23
54:25
566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

01-16
52:57
565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

01-09
51:20
564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

01-02
48:12
563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

12-26
50:10
562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

12-19
50:27
561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.  Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

12-12
54:07
560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

12-05
53:22
559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

11-28
51:48

558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship

Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

11-21
51:08
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So you guys seriously not know how to pronounce Knysna? Time to come visit South Africa methinks.

TheMelanieWalker

So you guys seriously not know how to pronounce Knysna? Time to come visit South Africa methinks.

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digeridoo is as effective as CPAP for sleep apnea. throat singing, even better

apaulo smith

digeridoo is as effective as CPAP for sleep apnea. throat singing, even better

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Sounds like a fun episode! "No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'"—I'm guessing they went deep into weird fungi facts. Speaking of mushrooms, https://thesporedepot.com/ @thesporedepot.com) is a great spot for spores and growing supplies. Have you checked them out? What's your favorite fungus fact? 🍄

Mohsin Majestic

Sounds like a fun episode! "No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'"—I'm guessing they went deep into weird fungi facts. Speaking of mushrooms, https://thesporedepot.com/ @thesporedepot.com) is a great spot for spores and growing supplies. Have you checked them out? What's your favorite fungus fact? 🍄

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18:20 - there were over 100 medical staff in the room with her?? How big was this hospital room 🤔

StrayCactus

18:20 - there were over 100 medical staff in the room with her?? How big was this hospital room 🤔

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