Noble Rot

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019 - Noble Rot: Happy Public Domain Day!

2024-12-3101:08:29

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Public Domain day! From Mickey, to Popeye, to Gershwin and Ravel, the boys plot a marketing campaign for world domination fairly using the finest creative IPs. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

018 - Noble Rot: Let's Celebrate Pride!

2024-12-2401:04:47

Let's celebrate pride! In today’s show Chas and David attempt to deflect personal pride and analyze an upwelling for spouses and kids, they tease apart biblical pride vs vanity, and then clash in a battle royale of Christmas tropes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

017 - Noble Rot: The History of Everything Except Surfing

2024-12-1701:04:55

In today’s show special guest Matt Warshaw joins to reveal a surprising truth while David shows astounding ignorance and Chas serves the ultimate Christmas reminder, if one doesn’t learn from history then they are doomed to repeat it. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

016 - Noble Rot: Momma, I'm In Love With A Criminal

2024-12-1101:01:38

In today’s Luigi Mangione themed episode Chas and David attempt define if and when homicide is justifiable, does social banditry supersede the rule of law, are the wealthy less valuable to society, and will history paint Luigi to be a folk hero or heinous miscreant? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

015 - Noble Rot: You Are Forgiven

2024-12-0201:11:34

In today’s show, in light a recent nepotistic pardon, Chas and David determine who else among us deserves ultimate forgiveness? Are you among the great societal offenders and do you deserve unconditional pardon? Learn how to eradicate the scourge and move into a more civilized utopia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

014 - Noble Rot: Let's Talk Trans

2024-11-2601:05:47

Thanksgiving is upon us. Family chats are liable to turn hostile. In today’s show Chas provides a guide for elevating trans talk from contentious to educational, entertaining, and dare I say, jovial! Woke is so 2023 so let’s Transition into a new us. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

013 - Noble Rot: New Year, New Me

2024-11-1901:08:39

In today’s show the boys return from the future with precise mathematical insights for much an adult male should attempt nobility and rot; in their fashion, their muscle tone, their hairstyle, and their passionate pursuits. Plus David details how to fake your death and start a new life. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

012 - Noble Rot: The Proper Way To Adult Birthday

2024-11-1201:15:28

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Leonardo Dicaprio’s birthday with a guide how to avoid the indignities of self-celebration, being sung to at a restaurant, perpetually dating 25 year olds, and explain why Martha Stewart might be the ultimate catch. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

011 - Noble Rot: Death and Amusement

2024-11-0601:00:27

In today’s show Chas tamps down the election fervor with a reminder that amusement can, and should, be found in all of life’s pursuits and charts a course to thrive through any political fallout via art, food, and indulgence. Learn how herein! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

010 - Things Laird Hamilton Told Me Yesterday

2024-10-3058:15

Today’s episode of Noble Rot is brought to you by Laird Hamilton! How to hold your breath for 5 minutes, the virtue of a chaste life, how dogs can sniff out wife beaters, and why there is no such thing as an excuse. Chas and David ascend to alpha male status in todays episode. Behold! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

009 - WORK!

2024-10-2101:09:43

In today’s show, while our Presidential candidates “work the fry”, Chas and David reflect back on their first jobs, chart how menial jobs led to careers, and identify the moment where youthful enthusiasm to earn shifted to a lifetime of resentful ire. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

008 - The Weekend Chats, Live From The Boardroom Show

2024-10-1401:53:54

Today's mega-episode finds Chas and David at the world-famous Boardroom Show. Smith hunkered down in a Weekend Van interviewing a who's who of surfers, shapers, mathematicians, dear listeners, hall-of-famers and doctors while David worked the floor. The conversations are fun, loose and come from every corner of the surf world even though Noble Rot is decidedly anti-surf talk. Rules, however, were made to be broken. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

007 - We Can All Be Fans

2024-10-0801:11:37

In today’s show Chas and David plot a course of fandom and anti-fandom for food they would tattoo on their temple’s, teams for which they would bleed, clothing brands they would shill to their friends, and they relive the adolescent heartbreak that calloused their heart’s so. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

006 - The Horror, The Horror

2024-10-0101:16:42

In today’s show Chas lays the gauntlet and David attempts to navigate the horrifying modern world of potential democracy collapse, a Third World War, invasion of the tax man, and being forced to work until old age. Halloween ain’t’ nearly as frightening. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

005 - Gilding The Lily

2024-09-2501:01:06

In today’s episode Devon Howard joins Chas and David to discuss the fine but definitive line of gilding Lillies. From Cybertrucks (Deplorians) to Freak Offs, to commenting on PornHub, how, where, and when is it appropriate to go all in? Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

004 - The Ideal Modern Man

2024-09-1701:10:02

In today’s show Chas sets a course, with guidance from one Circe Wallace, to blueprint the ideal modern man. How to: eat phallic food in public, embrace one’s femininity, the allure of the bad boy, and why trauma harnesses the DNA for the ultimate modern man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

003 - The Art of Speaking

2024-09-1001:08:46

In light of James Earl Jones’ passing and amidst the era of Insta model fame, where hast the art of speaking gone? How to fake an accent, learn a language, seduce a lover, and earn 17 million dollars, all herein. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

002 - Merry Christmas

2024-09-0501:22:10

In today’s show, Chas submit’s his candidacy for president on the platform of shifting Holidates, eradicating society of baggage claim blockers, Brazilian Butt-Lifting his way to First Class, and why you should aspire to owning a 1976 Corvette Sting Ray. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

001 - Rubbing Your Face In It

2024-08-3001:03:25

Surprise! Chas Smith takes use through pop culture's most salacious headlines; an A-List marriage on the rocks over political ideology, public shaming an heiress DJ's mothering, a celeb couple bequeaths their fortune to divorce lawyers, architecting a pop star, and how to protect your kid from becoming a true crime story. Take it all in . . . after dark! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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