Nobody's Listening, Right?

This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:38 A Polydactyl Gift 05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks 15:10 Math These Days 16:20 Calculating A Tip 19:03 Trainwell 20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough 25:12 CPR Confidence 37:01 Amputation Story 44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys 47:50 Crash (The Movie) 48:34 Secretary (The Movie) 51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons 57:13 Facial Massage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Making It About Me 06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology 08:00 Always Be Sellin' 11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all 26:20 Trainwell 28:19 Huge Huge News 31:59 Ducky! 41:28 First Date Role Play 43:40 Love Island USA 47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model 51:35 Wild Prenups 01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:00 Severe Flight Anxiety  03:34 So Much Packing 05:24 Hampton Inn Breakfast Review 09:03 The Smell Of Death 15:37 Mormon Elders 22:10 A Small World Update 25:19 Trainwell 27:14 Next Level Pet Care 29:46 Labubu Guru 37:28 Memorial Recap 43:33 Anxiety 46:48 When Do you Have Anxiety? 51:58 Social Anxiety 54:03 Finding A New Therapist 57:05 B List Vacations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free at ⁠trainwell.net⁠ with code NLR or click on ⁠https://go.trainwell.net/NLR⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Cans Of BS 04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley 07:45 International Waters 13:42 Security Guard Respect 18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen 20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow 22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause  31:26 Trainwell Training App 34:48 Mall  Economics 47:04 Are Bugs Sentient Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:34 Corn Risotto In The House 05:07 Tradwife Tease 08:12 Cheerleaders 14:45 Epic House Party 26:32 Poised For Success 35:33 The Most Attractive Hobbies 40:28 Mike Okay is A Legend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Andy Reads A Book 07:30 10% Happier by Dan Harris 09:01 Crying On Planes 12:41 Comforting Strangers On Airplanes  31:07 Magic Mind 33:00 OneSkin 34:32 Elizabeth vs The Internet 35:00 Does Goodwill Wash Donations 39:14 Ryan Trahan 50 States In 50 Days 46:06 Squirrel Talk 48:56 Aborting Books 50:49 Goodnight Mr. Tom 53:18 Cat Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Thank you for your condolences 02:00 Hi Tanya 10:45 Always Reach Out 12:19 A Wink From The Past 15:25 A Special Find 20:43 I Was Just In France 27:04 Magic Mind 29:37 Oneskin 32:24 A Split Second 41:11 Cremation Urns 49:07 Funeral Home Vibes 53:05 Nostalgia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Astronomer Affair 09:40 Today's Agenda 10:38 OneSkin 13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux 30:19 Le Problème Suivant 34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show 36:43 47 Years Young 40:56 I Married A Klepto 49:00 Churches Are Intense 53:14 Crack A Coke 54:19 French Food Is Good 55:40 Vegetarian Food In France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Our French Daddy 03:24 Wine Shaming 09:17 Falling For Bordeaux 12:55 Dogs In France 18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back 26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates 31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy 38:36 Ghosts 42:58 The Conjuring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 A Nomadic Nickname 03:55 Closing Up The Cabin 06:50 A Very Bird Omen? 08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon 17:42 A Rough Start 26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like 31:05 First French Restroom Experience 31:53 Urinal Farts 34:05 French Taxi Ride 35:39 Always Say Bonjour 37:15 Paris Hotel 43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB 50:13 Now The Vacation Begins 55:11 French Food Is Amazing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma 04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In 05:01 Dinner Party 07:47 Would You Eat It? 19:32 Trainwell Update 21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale 31:38 Nostalgia and Things 42:28 The IT Factor 42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs 46:56 Heading To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com ← and use promo code: NLR at checkout Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD 06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls 18:26 Trainwell Update 20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot 23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit 26:43 Boise Trip 29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas 34:35 Cherry Picking 37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho 40:53 Texas Roadhouse 41:47 Life Update 44:27 Nobody's News Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:12 Work Wife 04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory 04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen 14:53 Poly Problems 16:47 Trainwell AD 2 19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2 19:42 Ears Pinned Back 26:50 Alien First Contact 32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult 36:55 Twig Or Berries? 38:46 Castrato 43:12 Best By Dates 45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:56 Dentist Etiquette 16:32 One Fart Many Tears 21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days 21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma  40:12 Cuddle Time 46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Light Me Up 02:46 Doing Everything Wrong 03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express 08:24 Food Cross Contamination 11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin 17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas 21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN 23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome 26:57 Family History Curiosity 33:14 Credit Card Points 34:39 The Points Guy 39:56 Hilton Rewards 45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony 06:45 Taps 09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden 19:16 Snake Situation 29:15 A Trip To The Salon 35:13 The Lease King 45:11 A Principled Liar 47:37 AI Blows Our Minds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code: NLR at checkout ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:29 Go Make Some Fudge  08:05 Mahjong Woes 17:14 Lou On The Block 31:55 Astrology Obsessed  38:29 Appreciating Things  42:03 Memory Lane Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/ and Get 15% off your first purchase when using the code NLR at checkout OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:13 French Men Stereotypes 04:29 Trash Underwear 06:10 Pelvic Prolapse 09:54 Pilates Proud 19:58 Hey Daddy 28:10 Pet Raccoon 32:31 AI Is Listening 41:08 Reformation Jeans 44:12 An Apology 46:33 Morning Dates 47:14 City Golf Carts 50:27 Free Baha Blast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast:⁠ ⁠Nobody’s News⁠⁠* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:59 Refundable Hotels 05:46 Parenting Misstep 09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama 22:54 A Cabin Apology 28:18 ER Visit 28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend 37:46 Elizabeth The Politician Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices