Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for advice from a totally unqualified group of advice-givers.  This week: Crinkle opens her Mailbag on America’s #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts.  In a quandary?  Perplexed, Puzzled or Perpendicular? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  We’d love to help improve your life. New episode every Thursday.   #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s no secret that we work for peanuts. But this week we’re talking to a guy who actually works for Peanuts - Benjamin Clark, curator at the Charles M. Schulz Museum! And then, you tell us who we really are - more Show Descriptions! GUEST Benjamin L. Clark  Curator of the Charles M Schulz Museum and Research Center  schulzmuseum.org. This year marks 75 years since Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip debuted on October 2, 1950. The Schulz Museum is celebrating this milestone with a deep dive into what makes Peanuts so timeless—Charles Schulz’s humor. The exhibition, HA! HA! HA! HA! 75 Years of Humor in Peanuts opens on September 20 and is on view through March 18, 2026.  More on Benjamin and his book at: benjaminlclark.com HOUSE BAND Steve Solomon PianoBySteven.com SPONSORS Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free. Plus, you’ll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should a poet confess? Is a marriage proposal in a hot air balloon the best we’ve got, and an update from the thirteen-year-old whose best friend moved to Ireland. Need advice? We’d love to help improve your life on Dear Crinkle,  America’s #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts.  Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday.   #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we done as a rules-based civil society? Spoiler alert: Probably! Dahlia Lithwick is back to break down our breakdown. But cheer up - we’ll ease the transition into totalitarianism with a new round of Password! GUEST Dahlia Lithwick dahlialithwick.com HOUSE BAND Chris Campbell SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for their unqualified advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week’s problems: A bride not to be, party guests that suck, and nude pix from a grandmother? Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The super-rich are just like us, right? Um… about that… we’ve got Evan Osnos, author of “The Haves and Have Yachts” here to enrich our knowledge. And then, what do you call it when you want to hear from listeners but are out of clever titles? You’ve got “Mailbag! Feedback Edition!” GUEST Evan Osnos evanosnos.com THE HAVES AND HAVE YACHTS HOUSE BAND Jean Mann jeanmann.net SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: Her cousin lies on his ass, should he get an invitation to the wedding? My best friend is moving to Ireland, and I’m thirteen, and a Shumpdate on teens drinking.  Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there’s hope for the planet, it may be in 1) the sun, and 2) older people? Bill McKibbon explains as Sun Day approaches! And then… prepare to be slimed- it’s a new Toni’s Craft Corner! GUEST Bill McKibben Sunday.Earth billmckibben.com HOUSE BAND Emily Verschoor-Kirss emilyannevk.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: Friggin’ truck drivers toss their bottles filled with pee, Wondering about a thank-you party, and Steve Burns advice worked! Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an increasingly unfunny world, could Paula transition her career into the exciting field of hospitality? Innkeeper Scott Rice puts her service to the test. And you know what they say… or DO you? It’s time for a Quote Party! GUEST Scott Rice woodstockinnbrewery.com HOUSE BAND Raymond Horton rayhortonmusic.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week’s problems: “Off to college – when do I tell my new roommate I’m gay?” and a mom wondering if she should let her teenage daughter drink alcohol.  Plus, he built a boat – did it float?  Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got the whole family back together, and we’re making the most of it! First, it’s a deep dive into personal morality with “Paula Poundstone's Ethicspalooza.” Then a deep dive into… Lincoln Logs? Yup, a new “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report.” HOUSE BAND Tim Crump https://m.soundcloud.com/tim-c-832653476 SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers.  You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers - on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: Biscuit really loves his litter box, and “What do I do with all these coins?” Plus, Crinkle debuts her new segment - MAIL BAG.  Ding dong.    If you’ve got a problem, we’ve got an answer.  Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How can you decide whether to see the new Fantastic 4 movie? Well, by hearing Paula and Adam’s review of that OTHER movie about three men, a woman, and her baby: 2008’s “Mamma Mia!”. If that doesn’t make sense to you, just listen. And it STILL won’t make any sense. HOUSE BAND Andra Bonet andrabohnet.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠Lolablankets.com⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, and Adam Felber for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers.  You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: A junkie junk-food eater, and an 11-year-old seeking advice. If you’ve got a problem, we’ve got an answer.  Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, Captain Crinkle is our garden guru, but what if we want our plants to, like, live? We’ve got Robert Pavlis from GardenMyths.com on board to offer his tips. And then: You’ve stuck with us, and now we’re stickin’ with you. It’s Mailbag! Loyalty Edition. GUEST Robert Pavlis gardenmyths.com Free eBook - Growing Great Tomatoes HOUSE BAND Nadia-Terese Franks @professoreff on YouTube SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and our friend Toni Anita Hull for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. This week’s problems: “I’d love to be taken care of,” and “I’m hounded by missionaries.” You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – well sort of. Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and stillclimbing the charts!  New episode every Thursday.  #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber#Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we’ve learned from “Dear Crinkle,” giving advice is HARD. So we’re getting tips from the woman who made it look easy - Amy Dickinson of “Ask Amy” fame! Then, what if we already ignored the best advice? It’s “I Should’ve Listened to My Mother!” GUEST Amy Dickinson amydickinson.com HOUSE BAND Gary Johnson SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and former pod producer Toni Anita Hull for advice on life’s most pressing problems.  This week: “Is it greedy to ask my elderly parents how much I inherit when they die?” “How do I tell my co-worker they mispronounce my name?” and Updates! Need advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers?  Email your questions to dearcrinkle@gmail.com.  America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and still climbing the charts!  New episode every Thursday.  #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’d like to lodge a complaint against each other… but to who? Do we need an HR department? How do we make one? HR expert Peter Cappelli is here to walk us through the process of hiring, firing, and the all-important right to bitch about stuff! And then… 20 questions and very few answers - it’s another round of “Who Am I?” GUEST Peter Cappelli wharton.upenn.edu HOUSE BAND Sergeant Bigler SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices