Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

Non Human Biologics is a creepy but necessary podcast about The X-Files. Each week Chris and Jeremy bring you goofs and chuckles and tears as they wonder if life really is out there. Join us as we go episode by episode, week by week, wondering just where the heck Scully keeps that katana. Art by Rideth_Mochi, music from bansheebeat, Jake Lionheart, and Heather Milette.

For Jeremy

I just wanted to share an update and some words about Jeremy. This will be posted across multiple podcast feeds, so I apologize for the duplicate uploads.

08-28
15:20

Speed Jacking Goyle’s Girth

In this first of three episodes, Mulder and Scully investigate a strange World War 2 plane that seems to be giving everyone radiation sickness. Also, The Flash is here to teach us all about one form of safe sex. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

03-27
01:09:02

Green Goblin vs Swamp Thing

It's time to take on The X-Files - S03E14 - Grotesque, in which some...stuff...happens? I think? All I know is that it was beautifully shot and it's weird that most of the cast of That 70s Show are bad people. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

03-20
01:05:22

Quirked Up White Boy

It's time to talk about the extremely chaotic episode, The X-Files S03E13 - Syzygy. What is the shocking word that Chris keeps saying that Jeremy definitely remembered to beep out??? Find out inside.

03-13
59:16

Yoshi Do Not Have Human Rights

What's wrong with a doctor named Bambi anyway? Huh Scully??? HUH DANA SCULLY???!!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

03-06
01:17:47

Oral Only Word

We delve into Scully's religious nature while Mulder sits at the back of the class and hurls spitballs and his previous characterization. Enjoy!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

02-27
01:25:21

Determined Countenance and Cold Visage

We're finishing up our spooky two parter with another banger of an episode. We get introduced to the world's best sidekick: "The Conductor"! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

02-20
01:04:14

Lunatic

Hello it's S3 of the X-Files which has mostly been about creepy guys but today is about a REAL GD ALIEN HOLY HECKSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

02-13
01:13:40

A Crow Carries Their Soul to the Land of the Dead

It's time to talk about Lucy, the saddest character in the history of X-Files.

02-06
01:18:26

Cassandra & Mikael, Veronica & Alejandro

Should we even be doing this podcast anymore? Signs are pointing to no.

01-30
01:08:15

You Can’t Gaslight the Cult Leader

In this episode everything is gross. Everything. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

01-23
01:18:53

Rachel I’m Sorry

Apologies to everyone, this episode is cursed. CURSED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

01-16
01:17:10

HR Approved HR

Grumpy old men that can tell us when we die??? SIGN ME UP NOW

01-09
01:06:49

Pee Spark

Video games, Jack Black, and Sonic the Hedgehog music? You KNOW we loved this episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

12-19
01:06:12

Gotta Check the Unit

In this episode, we wrap up the three parter and are left with questions that still need answers. Mainly about Ruth's Chris. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

12-12
01:19:34

Is It Frohike Again?

This week Chris' voice sounds suspiciously like we're gonna get sued by Disney, Mulder takes a spirtual journey that just feels racist, and Scully is a bad ass. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

12-05
01:17:56

Raps & Kittens

On this episode, we review our feelings about S2 and read some listener feedback, from YOU. Yeah YOU. Special thanks to Duva for guesting with us. She doesn't have any social media which makes my life extremely for the notes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

11-28
01:17:58

Chris' Dad is a WHAT?!

This week we wrap up S2 and cover Anasazi, an extremely great episode written by David Duchovny, which you can tell because Mulder is basically naked twice in this episode. WHEW. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

11-21
55:05

CHACO CHICKEN TIME

CHACO CHICKEN GOOD PEOPLE GOOD FOOD GET IT THE PEOPLE ARE THE FOODSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

11-14
53:04

No More Prequels

This week Monk joins the cast as we investigate dark matter. Quarks! Black Lights! Weird science! Woah!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

11-07
51:04

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