My Christmastime Lovemaking turned her daughter into a vegetable!
The only way you can pump 'em is by using a wood wick candle!
The naked girl jumped head first through my unpainted canvas!
She emptied her bowels into the Mister Coffee Coffee pot!
She was impaled atop her Honda 70 Motorcycle!
A billion gallons of vaginal douche wash manufactured every day!
I found something bizarre in the upper northern woods of Michigan!