G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.Fragrances Discussed:Michael Jordan LegendCoffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas Akro SmokeDannam Vietnamese Coffee Pony Boy by Jorum StudioDelulu by Oddity Naked Dance by Oddity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerFemale Christ by 19-69 Obsession by Calvin KleinLoulou by CacharelSantal 33 by Le LaboDoliphor by MarlouJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerJoy by Jean PatouMa Bête by ErisDelta of Venus by Eris Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off!Fragrances Discussed:Totally White 126 Parle Moi de ParfumAkro NightL'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO ParfumsRelique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrandeKiehl's Original MuskSerge Lutens Nuit de CellophaneAngel by MuglerLight Blue by D&GVelvet Iris by Essential ParfumsGap DreamOsmo Andrea MaackSex and the Sea by Francesca BianchiMegamare by Orto ParisiGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro CrushEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeRien by Etat Libre D'Orange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons RougeComme des Garçons OriginalStecca by Hilde SolianiPluck by Jorum Studio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Poeme by LancomeJ'Adore DiorRogue Perfumery Jasmin AntiqueBlack Afghano by NassomattoLoulou by CacharelObsession by Calvin KleinL'Air du Temps by Nina RicciLady StetsonMitsuko by GuerlainHalston by HalsonRien by Etat Libre D'OrangePhlur Vanilla SkinRevlon Ciara Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.Fragrances Discussed:Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Black Tie by Celine Angel by MuglerSex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Oriza LeGrande HorizonDelina by Parfums de MarleyPink Sugar Ariana Grande CloudRelique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrandHéliotrope by Oriza LeGrandYSL Back Opium Drunk Saffron Born to Stand OutBe my Cookie Born to Stand OutDirty Milk Born to Stand Out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.Fragrances Discussed:Oriza Legrand HéliotropeOriza Legrand HorizonMDCI Invasion BarbareMDCI Blue SatinL'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al KassirTrudon IIKyse Delizia di MarshmallowHilde Soliani OrgasmoOlympic Orchids Night FlyerClue Warm BulbStrangers CachouliJorum Studio Pony BodyJorum Studio GorselandJorum Studio Rose HighlandJorum Studio Healing BerrySlumberhouse BaqueUniversal Flowering Fig LeafKyse Oui PlusKyse Gateau de CarnevaleDali LagunaLolitaland by Lolita LempikaNasomatto BlamageNina Ricci l’Air du TempsFilippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tchAltra Stone Cold HeartNeandertal UsKenzo FlowerGaultier ClassiqueYSL Rive GaucheAngel by MuglerCostume National SuperglossEstée Lauder Youth DewAromatics Elixir by CliniquePaloma PicassoComme des GarçonsCk OneAcne Studios par Frédéric MalleObsession by Calvin KleinThe Different Company OsmanthusDelina by Parfums de MarlyBasilica by Milano FragranzeAndrea Maack CovenCenterfold by Hollywood GiftsTocade by RochasTocadily by RochasHexensalbe by Stora SkuggenPine by Stora SkuggenFracas by PiguetBritney Spears FantasySerge Lutens Ecrin de FuméeJ’Adore DiorCorrèges HypermuscBruno Acampora MuscJovoy PsychedeliqueDries van Noten Fleur du MalDemeter SnowDrakkar NoirZoologist Rabbit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it! Perfumes Discussed:Hwyl AesopCDG OriginalAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeArabian Tonka by MontaleMolecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesSuper Cedar by ByredoDior SauvageDrakkar Noir by Guy LerocheHot Cotton by BarutiAngel by MuglerFragola Solata by Hilde SolianiWarm Bulb by ClueComme Des Garcons Accident Radish VetiverAnarchist A- by ToscovatThe Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 TuesdaysJeroboam OrientoAndrea Maack EntranceAndrea Maack Pavilion Andrea Maack Jest Andrea Maack Muse Andrea Maack Neon Veil Acne Studios par Frederic Malle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine!Fragrances Discussed:Insolence by GuerlainNuit de Cellophane by Serge LutensÉcrin de Fumée by Serge LutensLa Religieuse by Serge LutensFleur d'Oranger by Serge LutensUna Tira l'Altra by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeRose of No Man's Land by ByredoPavilion by Andrea MaackSupergloss by Costume NationalGloss by Costume National Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Yves Saint Laurent Rive GaucheSex and the Sea Francesca BianchiGap DreamAnna Sui by Anna Sui Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh feeling? Whether you carry it on your left or your right or want to go day-to-night these are the adorable, unignorable, and perfectly transportable scents that answer the question: what's in her bag?Fragrances Discussed:Tocade by Rochas Andrea Maack CraftYSL Rive GaucheMugler AngelAldebaran by Marc Antoine BarroisCenterfold by Hollywood Gifts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria) on the hunt for weight gain frags, Icy Hot perfumes, and duty free drydowns. Whether you're here for a jaw workout, a labdanum lobotomy, or the scent of anonymised hair, the ladies are taking the zest and leaving the rest for a pulsing, pert, and perky episode you will not want to postpone!** This episode is dedicated to perfumer Mary Behlar of Bourbon French Perfumes, may she rest in peace. If you don't yet own a bottle of her stunning patchouli, get thee to neworleansperfume.com to support this family-owned brand. **Fragrances Discussed:Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeFantomas by NasomattoOrto Parisi SeminalisBourbon French Parfums PatchouliJovoy PsychedeliqueSerge Lutens Bornéo 1834Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talking jet lag, checked bags, and red flags, to bring you an episode dressed in head-to-toe Jacquemus. Want to smell like a dead butterfly? What about the ghost of Samantha Jones? Payless perfume anyone? Whether you're on a Eurotrip, in a domestic partnership or slowly losing your grip, your sunscreen-scented IV drip of Nose Candy Intl. is ready to be administered!Curious about what your gals have been up to on hiatus? Preorder Maddie's sold out perfume Centerfold for Hollywood Gifts, and keep your eyes out for Chloe's debut solo album Social Butterfly, coming soon!Fragrances Discussed:Baccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack MuseBritney Spears CuriousParis Hilton Eau de ParfumEscada Tropical PunchEscada Sunset HeatYouth Dew by Estee LauderLa Religieuse by Serge LutensFils de Joie by Serge LutensAriana Grande CloudNishane Fan Your Flames XMagma Andrea MaackZing Andrea MaackThe Different Company OsmanthusDelina Parfums de MarlyLove is Coming Chapter II by The Different CompanyJorum Studio Pluck!Terre d'Hermes by HermesHeaven Can Wait by Frederic MalleDeclaration by Cartier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!Fragrances Discussed:Clue With The CandlestickTauer Lonestar MemoriesBurning Barbershop by DS & DurgaDrakkar Noir by Guy LeRocheCoven by Andrea MaackAbercombie FierceComme Des Garcons Man 2Creed Silver Mountain WaterEncre Noire à L'Extreme by LaliqueEncre Noir by LaliqueKerosene Black VinesGuerlain InsolenceComme des Garcons by Comme des GarconsVan Py Rhum by Lorenzo PazzagliaNaked Dance by OddityElizabeth Arden Sunflowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.Fragrances Discussed:Slightly-B!tch by Filippo SorcinelliEncre Noire by LaliqueAttaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeEncens Suave by Matiere PremiereAge of Innocence by ToscovatInexcusable Evil by ToscovatDS & Durga PeanutDirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule ParfumGlossier YouSantal 33 by Le LaboTailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiCoven by Andrea MaackBruno Acampora Young HeartsMoral Map by ClueWarm Bulb by ClueWith The Candlestick by ClueYou Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeAlguien II by AlguienMossy Glen by Villa Erbatium Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraPanettone by Milano FragranzeHilde Soliani Sale e PepeHilde Soliani Hot MilkSanta Maria Novella Tabacco ToscanoMiller Harris SoufflotMiller Harris Feuilles de TabacBaruti ChaiCafe V by Olympic OrchidsSM Cafe by Strangers ParfumerieCachouli by Strangers ParfumerieWarm Bulb by Clue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLes Cahiers Secrets by JouissanceDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandByredo BibliothèqueM/Mink by ByredoAnimalique by ByredoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueIle Mythique by ChabaudLait et Chocolat by ChabaudLait Concentre by Chabaud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color!Fragrances Discussed:Molecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesPink Sugar by AquolinaBaccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack PavilionComme Des Garcons MarseilleDelina by Parfums de MarlyEssential Faith PerfumeUn Musc by Obvious ParfumsUne Vanille by Obvious ParfumsUne Figue by Obvious Parfums Debaser by DS and DurgaFighissimo by Hilde SolianiPhilosykos by DiptyqueAlluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Eris Coven by Andrea MaackLiis Rose StruckRien by Etat Libre D’OrangeAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensAqua de Parma ColoniaFleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens Encense Suave by Matiere PremiereMa Nishtana by Prissana Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.