Nosy Neighbors

<p>Chinedu Unaka & Candice Thompson highlight the wildest neighbor stories of the week: dissecting/analyzing Karens, settling disputes, unpacking petty posts on local forums, and celebrating good neighborly behavior. Each episode will feature a call from a fellow comedian with their tales of their own notable neighbors. New episodes return January 13, 2022!</p>

Alexa With an Attitude

Ft. Langston Kerman I Candice and Chinedu imagine a world where Alexa gives terrible advice. A neighborhood is divided over ketchups, and a grown man pulls down his pants on a Delta flight. Langston witnesses the rise and decline of the neighborhood drunk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-14
38:48

Tittyvision

Ft. Drew Lynch | A man gets stuck in a chimney; a woman in China gets trapped on a four-day blind date. Candice and Chinedu bring us a Walmart poetry slam. Drew recalls growing up hard and fast when he moved from Indiana to Vegas as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-07
45:50

We're All Nuts

Ft. Brandon Lewis | Frisky kitties are gettin’ down in the bushes of LA, and a very deep sleeper gets trapped on a plane. Candice and Chinedu ponder the possibility of a double entendre for a charity’s nutty name. And to the neighborhood kids who broke Brandon’s hoop, you also broke his NBA dreams — and he’s not over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-30
38:54

Your Granddaddy Was a F*ckboy

Ft. Brandi Denise | A woman finds an actual chicken head in her KFC bucket — and still gives them two stars. Candice and Chinedu answer your burning questions: if dogs could talk, would they clap back? And, what if your thumb was in your brain? Brandi has a stay in LA that’s S-H-A-D-Y. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-23
39:28

Lower Your Voice, We’re At Ralph’s

Ft. Jackson McQueen | Business savvy cats are scheming; meanwhile, in Florida…turtles are hurling full speed ahead; it may be all chill at Ralph’s, but a not-so-subtle fart is going full blast in Kroger. Jackson meets the swingers next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-16
36:24

Gettin’ Frisky With the Brisky

Ft. Amberia Allen | Candice and Chinedu take to the skies to search for posts and brisket; squirrels are eating good at Candice’s parents’ house; a deer leads D.A.R.E. in a Tennessee school. When Amberia literally falls for her childhood crush, she covers by starting some casual long standing beef with her next door neighbors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-09
43:25

Ma’am? You Might As Well Have Called Me B*tch

Ft. Brian Simpson | A post searching for furniture or sex or sexy furniture, three deer take no sleep till Brooklyn too seriously, an airline passenger’s nursing baby turns out to be a cat, Brian struggles with flashbacks of being broke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-02
38:34

Happy Birthday Almost Dead!

Ft. Rob Haze | Evil claims another victim prompting Candice & Chinedu to deliver a soul stirring sermon, boozy bears terrorize Colorado campers, a Florida daycare uses an infant as a post It note, Rob recalls a neighbor with dated music taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

05-26
38:54

You Smell Like A McGriddle

Ft. Shondalia White | Candice and Chinedu tackle a McCorpse or an un-alive person spotted in the vicinity of a McDonalds, folks fight the devil and each other at a Bible study in Queens, Shondalia develops a unique side hustle in her new neighborhood.       Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

05-19
39:29

Mild Mannered Orgies

Ft. Mal Hall | Satanic rituals next door, WWJD? A baker from Queens has goods that are to die for, German burglars pull off an impressive Lego heist, Mal meets an unexpected equality ally at a holiday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

05-12
44:09

You’re Not a Toddler No More!

Ft. James Davis | Candice and Chinedu offer support to those mourning the loss of a local KFC location; a seal meets a Red Bull and chaos ensues; firefighters perform a rescue for shellfish reasons; the Nosy Neighbors can do no wrong, but noisy neighbors? James isn’t having it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

05-05
38:12

Coochie Redemption

Ft. Jil Chrissie | Trying to find an honest dentist in this town is hard. Candice advocates for gastric gender equality - let women fart! A literal trailer park wedding; Jil recalls a moniker unfairly given to her in middle school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

04-28
42:45

Hurled Apples

Ft. J.D Witherspoon | Nothing says family memories like consuming a teddy bear made out of chicken; Candice & Chinedu wonder why apples and apple juice don’t taste the same; J.D. recalls living below bongo playing floor stomping Centaur children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

04-21
41:13

I Like It Ass First

Ft. Francisco Ramos | A burglar in Philly pulls a sh*t and run; Candice and Chinedu contemplate which kind of water makes the nastiest splash; a lost hiker has one missed call (from her rescue crew). Francisco wards off the threats of a dog-phobic neighbor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

04-14
38:58

I Call My Nipples Plates

Ft. Fahim Anwar | Prurient technology and newscasts abound; anybody got a house they don’t want? asking for a friend; speaking of housing, a fun AirBnB scam story; all the single dads, watch out for Candice. Fahim recalls the adventures of being racially ambiguous in a Latino neighborhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

04-07
42:30

I’m Thick and I Can Drive

Ft. Josh Johnson | All things department of motor vehicles like crashing into the DMV before taking a driver’s test, a vampire is surprised to not appear in their driver’s license photo, Josh recalls the numerous pedestrian collisions he’s witnessed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

03-31
42:52

6 Melatonins, And Still I Rise

Ft. Patrick Cloud | A cat posts its own obituary, Chinedu and Candice discuss repurposing gently used masonic gowns and curses gone wrong- things got real occult-y real fast, Patrick commits a revenge robbery and offers financial advice.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

03-24
40:50

We’re Big in the Sahara

Ft. Joyelle Johnson | Candice & Chinedu report from the wild, wild, West, a very special episode of animals doing the most like an elk with a unique rubber accessory, twerking bears and a jet setting monkey, Joyelle and the Craigslist roommate from hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

03-17
42:30

An Even Five Dollars

Ft. Sydney Castillo | Candice & Chinedu want a refund, paranormal vehicular activity at a local cemetery, a thief has his pants stolen mid robbery, Sydney tries to offer assistance to a neighbor in a compromising position.      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

03-10
41:00

A Bounty of Nuts

Ft. Justine Marino | Fences and not the Denzel Washington kind either, making Mountain Dew more extreme than it already is, a man gets drunk and starts searching for himself- literally, a squirrel’s nut stash is raided, Justine recalls befriending a Z-list celeb. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

03-03
43:04

Erica Ann Sherrier

hello! love the podcast. I think with the apartment with the rat, that they were saying the apartment was too small to keep a rat trap always on hand. that's why they wanted to borrow a trap. maybe ? thanks for the podcast

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