Not For You

On this week’s special Step Brothers-themed episode of Not For You, Kristen and Kato discuss mammoth meatballs, Gen Z retroactively canceling Friends, plus two newly added segments, Word Association, and our weekly Judy Greer Update (with a bonus John C. Reilly update). The first new segment we’re introducing this week is the Balloon Knot! This week’s BK is the school shooting in Tennessee. Related topics include the stigma of mental illness, serial killers, the identity of the shooter, accountability, gun control, anti-drag legislation, the cyclical nature of hate, visibility, and other light topics to bring to your next family party. Our other new segment this week is the inaugural edition of Ray Carroll Reviews. This week Ray reviews: the new ‘We Love NYC’ logo. This podcast is not sponsored by Soylent Green, BetterHelp, the Honeymooners, Prestige Worldwide, Andrea Bocelli, Corn Pops, and tombstones at your birthday party. Play along with Word Association at home: prestige, commotion, nighthawk, drumstick, bonito, kemosabe.

This week Not For You identifies as The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour while Kristen and Kato discuss North Korean fat shaming, receiving unsolicited Uber Eats, perceiving high school as a safe space, an exciting (and surprisingly progressive) week for the state of New Hampshire, and more! Join us this week in having a brief moment of appreciation for Linda Sinrod, Guinness World Record holder and Virginian badass. Play along at home and let us know what State you would remove from the United States. Also, more from our favorite weekly segment: The Judy Greer Update. Other tangents include oddly accurate definitions of swatting, Miley Cyrus' "Flowers", Youth Pastor Kato, starting a Not For You-themed dispensary, Cocaine Cat, respectful rage-quitting brought to you by former Mayor Frank Hibbard, Cher's new boyfriend, and giving Maine to Canada to make up for Seward's Folly. This podcast is not sponsored by Good Burger, the Town of Leicester, DoorDash, the RØDE PodMic, WKRP and puffpuffpassonthesavings.com Find us on the web at Not For You. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Email us at [email protected]. Relevant Links: 12 Movies That Totally Wasted Judy Greer Florida Mayor Frank Hibbard The NFU Team Editor: Jorge Moratal Art Director: Melissa Lodi-Carroll Hosts: Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray

On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato channel their inner (and outer) Count Dracula and Bram Stoker in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Topics this week include Silicon Valley Bank, the technical definition of boneless chicken wings, toxic gas poisoning in Iran, Masking for Uggos, and more!  Make sure you play along with Whose Lineage Is It Anyway at home and let us know if you beat Kristen's high score- plus stay tuned for a follow-up TikTok post from Mr. Two Left Feet himself. Also sound off and let us know some of your own favorite St. Fact-trick's factoids.  Other tangents include Plastic Paddies, Frederic Weatherly's 1910 Smash Hit "Danny Boy", imagined love affairs with Walt Whitman, soft kisses from Lily Tomlin, Ponzi Schemes, and the unfortunate existence of leprechauns. This episode is not sponsored by Non-Alcoholic Guinness, Pockets for Women 2023, 23andMe, Bank of America, Buffalo Wild Wings, or the Lyceum Theatre. Find us on the web at Not For You. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Email us at [email protected]. The NFU Team Editor: Jorge Moratal Art Director: Melissa Lodi-Carroll Hosts: Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray

On  this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato visit from 1980-something in their freshest outfits. Topics this week include Suzy Eddie Izzard, the best summary of the Alex Murdaugh situation available in podcast form outside of a crime podcast, and in honor of International Women's Day - a continued shared love of friend of the pod, Judy Greer.  Want to play along with word association at home? This week's words are: soiree, poppycock, battle axe, lemming, gerrymandering. Other tangents include some strong opinions about cryptids, the (mis)pronunciation of conch, the Mur-duck Dynasty, murder as a hobby, why nothing matters, Step Brothers, and more. This episode is not sponsored by Adam Goldberg, Cake or Death, 90s Cult Classic Jawbreaker, jawbreakers, the Southern Carolina Low Country, Chauncey Reginald the 17th, or a tasteful denim jumpsuit. Relevant Links: It’s Time We Give Judy Greer the Respect She Deserves I Don't Know What You Know Me From The Adventures of Bubba and his chicken Find us on the web at Not For You. Email us at [email protected].

On the first episode of Season 2 of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Norway, hotdoggers and other hotdog puns, A Good Year for Cocaine, love in the time of fry cooks, and other Petey D Updates.  Want to play along with word association at home? This week's words are: absquatulate, oxter, xerts, obelus, and finifugal.  Other tangents include the existence of tenement housing in the year 2023, the structural integrity of the average Cavendish banana, 1994's the Santa Claus, bulletproof coffee, and sad clowns. This episode is not sponsored by Big Coffee, Funko, SmartWater, or Hinch-Crowley Realty Associates.  Stay tuned for next week's episode where we continue to gatekeep, gaslight, and girlboss our beloved podcast audience.  Relevant Links: Olive Oil Coffee Where in the World is the Wienermobile and the Wiener Whistle Cocaine Bear Funko Pop Cocaine Bananas (not a Funko Pop) Find us on the web at Not For You. Contribute to Topic Roulette and send us your questions at [email protected].