Not Here To Make Friends

Have you ever found yourself in a situation, you swear you never could have predicted? A situation so far from the ordinary that even remembering it feels surreal? Season 2 of I Swear I Never is publishing now, you'll hear from Peter, an ex homicide detective haunted by his past, Tina, a mum who hit rock bottom after a prescription drug addiction and Amber, a pregnant woman who went out to dinner during a pandemic and got more than what she ordered. Search I Swear I Never wherever you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James and Carla have found the one thing that will break anyone over the age of 25. They also have big questions about why the SAS Australia finale was just ... meh.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a frank and honest interview, Candice Warner addresses the SAS interrogations she endured about the toilet tryst scandal that has haunted her for 13 years - and lists her one big gripe that no one can argue with. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A moment on SAS Australia has melted our ice-cold hearts and completely changed the way we think about Shane Warne. James and Carla also talk about the art of the intervention and dating guys who live in storage facilities.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Description: Is anyone still watching The Bachelorette? Nah. But you don't need to. We're talking judgy mums, toilet explosions, and the 'heart-wrenching' finale twist that better not be a trick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James tells Carla his theory about how celebs are duped into signing onto SAS – and it gets confirmed by a star who turned down the offer. The Bachelorette contestant who got dumped after revealing too much about his sex kink also calls through to reveal even more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the questions we have about the vague-but-assumedly-hot hookup that has rocked The Bachelorette mansion. James and Carla also champion an issue that should be talked about more: men should never drink cosmopolitans.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One dope on The Bachelorette goes and says the thing no contestant should ever say. And James and Carla pitch new reality shows that would be far better to watch in 2021.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pull out your Lynx deodorant because The Bachelorette is back! James and Carla assess the boys on offer. Hint: We're starting at rock bottom and the only way is down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve finally made it to The Bachelor final. James and Carla dissect it with scientific precision. They also issue a Freedom Of Information request about Locky’s third nipple. And warning: lock your doors. The Midnight Pleater is on the loose.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This car crash moment on The Bachelor is the perfect example of how to instantly turn a guy off. Try it on the hot men in your life! James and Carla pick through the wreckage  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys go full-blown Shaynna Blaze on the crappy décor appearing in the background of The Bachelor Zoom dates. There’s also a new Cool Girl who we’re certain we’ve met before. And James rubs his hot single life in Carla’s face – introducing her to the big new dating trend: #BroomNudes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The original trophy wives James and Carla chat to Areeba who reveals the mean girls Australia should be talking about. Locky has also gotten naked #SideButt.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James and Carla come clean about the toxic argument we all have but won’t admit to. And they call out The Bachelor’s Locky.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James and Carla have learnt a fun new power move from The Bachelor. Also, Big Dick Energy is out – it’s now all about Huge Majestic Presence. They re-live the threesome that went awry. And they also discover a Bachelor contestant you probably didn’t notice – she goes by the name Braelynn.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.