Not Loveline

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.

CRASH OUTS AND DISMANTLING BEAUTY STANDARDS

Big and exciting opportunities are coming into Trisha and Tana's lives. This week the girls talk about how amazing that feeling is, while also touching on the fears they have of their success going away. They also unpack the complicated subject of GLP-1s and how the societal beauty standards are really messed up right now. And how that impacts their feelings, and all of us. All that and more on today's yap filled Not Loveline! TO SKIP MUKBANG SEGMENT SKIP TO 57:40 Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-15
01:21:58

CHEATING STORIES, INFLUENCER BEEFS, CONFRONTATIONS!!! 🤯

This week on Not Loveline the girls share some stories about their ex boyfriends cheating on them. Trisha explains her beef with a certain famous influencer, and both Tana and Trisha unpack their non-confrontational natures. Plus all the tea on Trisha's celebrity music video cameo lore. All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINE! Log in and claim your free spins today! Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-08
01:13:46

MATT RIFE'S ELF COMMERCIAL 🙄 + WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT HAVING KIDS

Straight man jumpscare warning. This week on Not Loveline the girlies discuss Matt Rife's latest collaboration with Elf Cosmetics and the backlash to it. As well as the rise in rage bait advertising. Tana and Trish also discuss getting routine health screenings, music they are inspired by and the often under-discussed reality of gender disappointment when it comes to having a baby. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!! Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINE! New players get a 10 day welcome offer—500 Spins on Huff N’ More Puff when you play just $5 to start! Thank you to our Sponsor:STITCH FIX! Get started today at https://stitchfix.com/notloveline to get $20 off your first order—and they’ll waive your styling fee. GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-02
01:18:52

TALKING ABOUT OUR TRAUMATIC FRIENDSHIPS AND CHILDHOODS

This week on Not Loveline the girls go DEEP into their emotions and talk about how triggering it is to see people you had beef with online. On today's episode Tana and Trish discuss Todd's appearance on Jeff FM, how Tana escaped her narcissistic parents' house, and how Trish moved on from her beef with Gabbie Hanna. All that and more on today's exciting episode! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-25
01:20:28

CRINGEY YOUTUBER APOLOGIES + IN LOVE WITH MY GAY BESTIE!?

The calls are IN!! Gotta take 'em all! This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana hear from some listeners in tough situations. How does one identify love bombing? How do you start dating again after your partner passes away? And what do you do if you start getting a little physical with your gay best friend? Is there something more to this or is it just cute platonic cuddle time??? All that and more on today's exciting episode! Thank you to our Sponsor: TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends.https://open.tinder.com/9K8a/loveline Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notlovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 LIVING TOGETHER, SET MAKEOVER, CHRISTMAS PHOTOSHOOT, DIABOLICAL PILLOW, HUGH HEFFNER 10:00 PL4YB0Y COVER18:50 CALL #1 I CUDDLED WITH MY GAY BESTIE25:00 TANA'S TOXIC TIPS, YOUTUBER APOLOGIES, 2019 38:00 TRISHA MARRYING BRAD PITT, CHRIS ANGEL 45:15 CALL #2 I'M NOT SOMEONE'S FAVORITE FRIEND 49:30 CALL #3 DATING AGAIN AFTER YOUR PARTNER PASSES AWAY56:10 CALL #4 GENUINE LOVE OR LOVE BOMBING? HELP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-18
01:10:47

THE TRUTH ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! REGRETS & COMPLICATIONS

This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana influence you and each other from getting plastic surgery, boob jobs in particular. The girls unpack the unrealistic beauty standards society forces upon us and how to celebrate what makes you you! And what's a Not Loveline episode without a little trauma dumping on the side? All that and more on today's exciting episode! Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor:TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends.https://open.tinder.com/9K8a/loveline Thank you to our Sponsor:STITCH FIX! Get started today at https://stitchfix.com/notloveline to get $20 off your first order—and they’ll waive your styling fee. GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-12
01:22:54

CRASHING OUT, CATCHING UP, AND BABY FEVER!!

Tana and Trish are BACK!! The girls took some time off to recover from touring, sickness, and childbirth and are ready to yap until they just can't yap no more (which is never). This week the girls unpack their insecurities and issues with comparison in the wake of seemingly every influencer getting to be in Happy Gilmore 2 and meet Adam Sandler. And revisit the demons from their past like David Dobrik and Drama Channels. And of course chime in on the controversial Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jeans commercial. All that and more on today's Not Loveline! Thank you to our Sponsor: TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends.https://tinder.com/ Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-04
01:41:28

AM I CONTROLLING?! NEED HELP BREAKING UP WITH HIM!

Helloooo divas!! This week Trish and Tana are diving right into some more calls from viewers like YOU! On today's episode we hear from a girl who won't let her boyfriend go to a party overnight. Is she being controlling? Or just setting a boundary? And how do you break it off with your on again off again boyfriend when he is struggling with addiction? And what's this about a freaky NYC bar? Find out more on Not Loveline! Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINE! New players get a 10 day welcome offer—500 Spins on Huff N’ More Puff when you play just $5 to start!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor:Ro! Go to https://ro.co/tnotloveline to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free.Thank you to our Sponsor:TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends.https://tinder.com/ GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 GEN Z, GEN ALPHA, MALIBU IS THE BEST, NATURE VS NURTURE, CRUMBL, BENSON BOONE 9:00 JAMES CHARLES 13:10 CALL #1 I WON'T LET MY BF GO TO A PARTY 24:06 CALL #2 MY BF IS AN ADDICT AND IT'S AFFECTING OUR RELATIONSHIP 35:36 CALL #3 NEED HELP ENDING THINGS WITH MY BF 52:28 CALL #4 I WORKED AT THE BOX IN NYC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-23
01:15:24

HE GHOSTED ME! 👻 NOW HE WANTS ME BACK! 🙄

Trisha and Tana are back to answer your pressing phone calls this week! The girls help our loyal listeners through a number of issues like divorce, self-sabotaging men, and ghosting. Is it a deal breaker if he ghosts you? Or if he misses your rock climbing date? All that and more on today's Not Loveline! Thank you to our Sponsor: Ro! Go to https://ro.co/notloveline to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. Thank you to our Sponsor: TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends. https://tinder.com/ GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 MALIBU, POP MART, LABUBU, CARE BEAR UNBOXING 9:10 CALL #1 GOING THROUGH DIVORCE 13:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS SELF-SABOTAGING OUR RELATIONSHIP 22:11 CALL #3 PARTNER HID THEY HAVE HIV 31:23 CALL #4 THOUGHTS ON NEPO-BABIES 46:27 CALL #5 HE GHOSTED ME, NOW HE WANTS ME BACK 51:26 CALL #6 JENNIFER COOLIDGE AND ADAM SANDLER 1:03:41 CALL #7 HE DIDN'T SHOW UP TO OUR ROCK CLIMBING DATE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-14
01:12:38

IS LOVE ISLAND ETHICAL? + SOBRIETY OVER DRAMA

The girlies are BACK after a short break from filming and posting. And they are about to drop the biggest yap to ever be yapped in the history of yaps. There's so much to discuss in the world of influencers and pop culture as well as in the lives of these two beautiful ladies. Trish and Tana catch up on life post touring, the ethics of Love Island, and all sorts of other topics. All that and more on today's long awaited return of Not Loveline!! Thank you to our Sponsor:KIKOFF! Get your first month of KIKOFF PREMIUM for just $1 athttps://getkikoff.com/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-07
01:16:20

I CHEATED SO HARD HE FOUND GOD!?!?

Trisha and Tana get spiritual today on this episode of Not Loveline! How do you navigate dating a guy that your friend, who PASSED AWAY, used to date? Is it a sign from the afterlife or is it just too icky? And what do you do when you get into beef...on Threads...(with whom I am to assume is the only other person on that app) over a man you cheated on, suddenly finding God? All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsors: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 CATHERINE PAIZ AND AUSTIN MCBROOM 19:00 CALL #1 SHOULD I GO FOR THIS GUY MY DECEASED FRIEND USED TO DATE? 26:30 CALL #2 I ONLY ATTRACT UGLY GUYS, ADVICE FOR BEING MORE CONFIDENT 32:10 CALL #3 MY WORKPLACE ROMANCE JUST GOT COMPLICATED 39:00 CALL #4 I'M JEALOUS OF MY BEST FRIEND 46:15 CALL #5 MY BF HAS WEIRD BELIEFS 53:30 CALL #6 I CHEATED SO HARD HE BECAME RELIGIOUS AND NOW I'M IN BEEF ON THREADS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06-16
01:02:38

DUMP THAT TOXIC MAN! + ADVICE FOR FIGHTING YOUR INNER DEMONS!

On today's episode, Trisha and Tana speak from the heart to some very kind listeners who got vulnerable about their struggles. Like how do you stop overthinking everything? Or how do you let yourself fall in love despite your defenses being high? And how do you get yourself out of a domestic abuse situation? All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline! If you or someone you know is in a Domestic Violence situation and needs help, you can call 800-799-7233 or visit https://www.thehotline.org/here-for-you/ for more information! Do not hesitate to seek assistance. You are loved! <3 We wanna hear from you! Have a question? Boyfriend troubles? Best Friend getting on your nerves? How about some life advice, or something saucy you want to share for our Patreon? Let us know! Call us at 818-696-0902 Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINE and play just $5 and receive 350 CASINO SPINS on a FEATURED GAME !Thank you to our Sponsor:KIKOFF! Get your first month of KIKOFF PREMIUM for just $1 athttps://getkikoff.com/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06-09
01:09:23

TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL!? BENSON BOONE IN THE DMs?

The girls are reunited today after two months apart and they have A LOT to discuss. Bhad Bhabie's interview with Camilla Araujo, Justin Bieber and SZA, Benson Boone and the DMs that may or may not have occurred with one of our hosts  and all sorts of touring stories to keep you entertained for over an hour! Trish and Tana can't wait to chat and we hope you enjoy! All that and more on today's exciting episode of Not Loveline! Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code Not Loveline and play just $5 and receive 350 CASINO SPINS on a FEATURED GAME! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 REUNITED, TANA'S SCARY PLANE RIDE, AMAS, TRISHA IS HAVING A BOY!, VEGAS SHOW RECAP, NEW MUSIC TOGETHER! 14:30 FAN GIFTS, TRAVELLING WITH MAKOA, BUS VS PLANES 26:30 TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON TOUR, QUITTING VAPING, FAST FOOD IN US VS EUROPE 36:00 CLICKBAIT TITLE GOT PEOPLE TALKING, PARIS MUKBANGING, HOLLY MADISON DIVA WORSHIP SEGMENT, JOHN STAMOS, JONAS BROS 50:00 AMAS, ALEX WARREN, BHAD BHABIE, CAMILLA ARAUJO, SHABOOZEY 1:04:00 BENSON BOONE, TANA'S GUITAR GUY DM STORY 1:11:00 SZA AND JUSTIN BIEBER, CHILD STARDOM, BRITNEY SPEARS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06-02
01:16:13

CHEATERS, SUGAR DADDIES, AND BISEXUAL MEN

Hello girls, gays, theys and apparently straight men too. Welcome back to another episode of Not Loveline! This week Tana and Trisha hear from callers like you! With queries about love, life, and relationships. Like how do I help my friend when I think the man she is with is financially manipulating her? Or how do I tell my bi boyfriend that kissing guys while we are together is still cheating?? All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsor:KIKOFF! Get your first month of KIKOFF PREMIUM for just $1 at https://getkikoff.com/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05-29
01:02:04

MY FRIENDS HATE MY BOYFRIEND!

It's a yap sesh today on Not Loveline! Tana and Trish return to the set with lots to discuss from the last few weeks. But they still found some time to help out some of our loyal listeners! How do you navigate venting to your close friends about your partner? And what do you do if after all that venting you stay with them? And possibly our most bizarre situation yet: How do I tell my friend to stop giving me soap? All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 WHITE LOTUS FINALE  15:00 YOU S5, JOJO SIWA ON CBB, VEGAS, BUILDING SETS 30:00 CHELSEA HANDLER, PODCAST GUESTS, BEING SMARTER WITH MONEY, TANA'S PICKLES, TRISHCHELLA 49:20 CALL #1 VENTING TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR BF 55:06 CALL #2 MY FRIEND KEEPS GIVING ME SOAP1:00:00 INTERIOR DECORATING, MOVIES, JACK BLACK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05-19
01:15:13

HE IS HIDING ME FROM HIS FAMILY!!

Hello hello hello and welcome back to Not Loveline! This week Trish and Tana go deep into some serious topics. How to handle your boyfriend hiding you from his family, what to do when you are filmed in the act without your consent, and how to deal with a partner that has a life-threatening profession. All that and more on today's episode! GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05-12
01:05:12

IS THIS CELEBRITY COPYING TANA!? 😱 + HE KEEPS FOLLOWING OTHER GIRLS 😡

The divas are clocking into the slay factory yet again this week. Trisha and Tana are ready to hear from you! This week the girls get very sentimental as our callers inquire about topics such as self love and narcissistic parents. Sharing some personal anecdotes on the subjects and hopefully helping on your healing journeys. And of course, there's always time for a good yap. And these girls were born to do it. Find out which celebrity seems to have Tana on her mood board and more on this week's episode of NOT LOVELINE! Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Tana's Depop: https://www.depop.com/shoptanamongeau/Trisha's Poshmark: https://poshmark.com/closet/trishp88 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05-05
01:06:05

TRISH THREW OUT HIS GRAMMYS!? + RUDE CELEBRITIES!

Trisha and Tana are back again this week and have A LOT to discuss. Trisha prepares for her first private jet flight and Tana spills some tea on how rude celebrities are on a PJ. The girls also help out some callers with their love lives, reflect on their past appearances at award shows, and Trish drops some major lore about an ex whose Grammys she threw away!!! ALL THAT AND MORE on today's NOT LOVELINE! Sponsor Not Loveline: ⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04-28
01:07:50

WE CAUSED A BREAK UP!? 😱 + CRASHING OUT OVER MEN! 😡

Do we have our first podcast-induced break up on our hands? I think we do! Welcome back to Not Loveline with hosts Trisha and Tana! This week the girls hold space and feel power in the crash out of a girl just trying to hang out with her man who keeps cancelling on her at the last minute. They also discuss influencers of their past and how they feel about them now. And of course try out some fried mashed potato poppers! Hard hitting journalism you won't find anywhere else! Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04-21
01:03:16

OUR THOUGHTS ON THE ALABAMA BARKER & BHAD BHABIE FEUD

Trisha and Tana are ready to hear from YOU! This week the girls discuss the ongoing feud between Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie and give some advice to Alabama on how to move forward. Plus tips for those in long distance relationships and break down their pettiest moments of all time. All that and more on this week's NOT LOVELINE!!! Thank you to our sponsor:  DraftKings Casino! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINE for 500 CASINO SPINS on a FEATURED GAME today! Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04-15
01:13:39

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