Nothing Butt Stuff

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Nothing Butt Statistics! A brand new, riveting seggy about how awesome we are. In this episode, The Big One-Nine, Isaac reads a sonnet involving Shrek, Donkey, and some questionable decisions. Sisu (2022) is our movie, and what a movie it is. And lastly, a Fight Stuff to the Death, with Marvel’s Toad up against Darth Vader, one of them has a duck whistle, you can’t miss it. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast  X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: Shrek FanFiction https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12190951/1/a-really-bad-ending Starfield https://store.steampowered.com/app/1716740/Starfield/

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Disclaimer 2: Isaac's audio is dodgy as hell towards the end. Lewis will punish him later. This week we dive into our most titillating episode to date. We have stiff peaks of intrigue with a Christian fan-fiction of Harry Potter being jug-gled with this week's film, Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987). Feast your eyes (or ears) on the large, pendulous plot of this Oscar-worthy piece of cinema. Then we answer the real question we’ve all been waiting for, is Isaac stupid? You’ll have to tune in to find out. This latest episode is like a big, soft, warm place to place your face and tweak your funny bone. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast  X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Sisu (2022) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14846026/ Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles How Dumb Are You? https://brainfall.com/quizzes/how-dumb-are-you/

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Merry Yuletide! Join us for this Nothing Butt Christmas extravaganza, the big day was only two weeks ago, no you shut up. If you can get past Lewis’ awful intro, you’re in for a great time. We’ve got a Christmas movie for all of the family to enjoy with 1997’s Horror-Comedy, Jack Frost, we’ve got Lewis ruining Christmas with the in-laws, and we’ve got Santa’s elves confronting the Vietcong, what could go wrong?! Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast  X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: How You Ruined Christmas https://www.buzzfeed.com/willh4ff26dfb4/how-youll-ruin-christmas-according-to-our-ai-powered-robot Jack Frost (1997) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/ The War on Christmas RPG https://tomwright.itch.io/the-war-on-christmas

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  It's New Year's Eve 2023, and Isaac has Nothing Better to do but Butt Stuff. Don't be sad, that's the way he likes it! Come listen to Lewis drone on about Baldur’s Gate 3 again, then not one but TWO quizzes, you lucky things. We give As Astra (2019) our best shot and then Gary the Middle Aged Warlock goes on a date with an actual pig. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast  X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093146/ Paint Drying (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5375100/ Blue Eyed Samurai (2023) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13309742/ Snow White Dwarf Name Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/livgorlewski/snow-white-dwarf-name-personality-quiz Roman Empire Trivia Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/isabeldaly/roman-empire-trivia-quiz

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  If anyone has anything bad to say about Kevin Bacon, The Baconmeister, Kevangel, we will cut you. Join us for a redneck gun porn adventure with tentacles and stuff, in Tremors (1990). We also rename our podcast due to the masterpiece that is Baldur’s Gate 3, and Lewis grinds Isaac on his MCU knowledge, he grinds him so hard. Come see the grinding, bring a poncho. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast  X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Ad Astra (2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2935510/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Baldur’s Gate 3 https://baldursgate3.game/ MCU Quiz https://comicbook.com/marvel/news/mcu-triva-quiz-marvel-movies-difficult/#4

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  This week, Isaac has a revelation in Lewis’ chosen quiz, will his life ever be the same again? Probably, but not for long as he has to sit through Lewis’s chosen film too, a top-to-bottom Disney rip-off Titanic sequel that no one needed or asked for. Yay. But don’t worry, we tail it all off with German Techno in a medieval tavern, as Gary puts his party services together in RPG Stuff. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast X: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Tremors (1990) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100814/ A Change of Clothes: https://podcastle.org/2023/08/08/podcastle-799-a-change-of-clothes/ Which Character from “The Office” Are You? https://www.buzzfeed.com/anitabadejo/which-character-from-the-office-are-you Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw Me Want The Punani: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I&ab_channel=undercutter6402

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Disclaimer 2: The audio sounds like it was recorded inside the bowels of some kind of seafaring mammal (it’s not actually that bad). Sorry. This episode we bring you a double-whammy RPG Stuff, with Gary attending school Sports Day, AND Leslie negotiating a job offer. Don’t forget our review of the longest commercial in history, Mac and Me (1988), nothing will make you want a cheeseburger more.  Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram/Threads: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Titanic: The Legend Goes On… (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330994/ Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630029/ Air Fryer Ninja Foodi MAX Multi Cooker (why haven’t you got one yet?)

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  This episode is almost entirely devoted to the cinematic savant that is Neil Breen, and his one-of-many masterpieces, Twisted Pear (2018). Come listen to us talk about green screens and entirely unnecessary erotic roleplay that adds nothing to the story except a sense of sheer lust. If you hate this description, you’re going to really hate this episode. Come on down! Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Mac and Me (1988): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095560/ David Goggins: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cant-Hurt-Me-Master-Your/dp/1544512287 The Quiet Year: https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  What kind of nerds did Isaac hang out with lately? What’s your personal hygiene like? Perhaps you smell a little… cheesy? Then we jump into the mastery that is Planet Terror. Prepare your testicles (except Isaac, obviously) for this wild ride.   Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter/Threads: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE:  Twisted Pair (2018) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8196068/ What Cheese are you in your Soul? https://www.buzzfeed.com/jbennett300/what-cheese-are-you-quiz UK Game Expo https://www.ukgamesexpo.co.uk/ Eldritch Foundry https://eldritch-foundry.com/ GEEKNSON https://www.geeknson.co.uk/ Scott Seiss https://www.instagram.com/scottseiss/?hl=en

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  We delve into 2013’s Prisoners briefly, before discussing the new D&D Movie and Wartales. Finally, the age old question of who could defeat, or at not least not lose, to Dwight Shrute is answered, and then we talk about the madness of 1984’s Dune for ages. Who is bloody and horny? Is a film that cost four times the amount of Star Wars: A New Hope any good? How much exposition can be forced into one movie? Tune-in to find out.  Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Planet Terror (2007) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077258/ John Wick, but as a Seagal movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJO6ya4ezIA Prisoners (2013) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392214/ Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2906216/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_honor Wartales https://wartales.net/ Dune (1984) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_6_tt_8_nm_0_q_dune

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Disclaimer#2: Thanks to the 2x fans who did our poll! It was probably just Lewis & Isaac themselves. We did NOT get time to add-in the results of the poll for this episode. We will reveal all in the future, rest assured.  Are Lewis’ trivia skills Sloppy or Floppy? Find out just how much he needs to get some new hobbies in this week’s episode of Nothing Butt Stuff. Then we ramp things up with our first (kind-of) non-western film as we arrive in India for a chance to ask, are you a true Disco Fighter? In Delhi Belly (2011). This week we also ask where the border is: between waking moments of pure nightmare, surrounded by eternal screams into the bowls of depravity, and… love making? Gary knows, and soon, so will you.  Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Dune (1984) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_6_tt_8_nm_0_q_dune Delhi Belly (2011) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1934231/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_delhi%2520bel Behind-the-Scenes Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/mlowry154/guess-behind-the-scenes-facts-from-these-movies

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. DON’T FORGET TO DO OUR POLL ON SPOTIFY! Finally, you, the magnificent audience, get to tell us how a fight ends. Indi tries to escape a nightmare but does he beat Freddy? Listen and vote for your chance to decide. The real nightmare though is clearly that Seagal is back in action with this week’s Movie Stuff, in Submerged (2005). This time, he’s brought a mad scientist and Vinnie Jones along for the ride. And can Isaac decipher the quiz this week? We’ll have to find out together if he can, indeed, YOLO his way through this one. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional.  Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Delhi Belly (2011) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1934231/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_delhi%2520bel Submerged (2005) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416243/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_submerged The Skeletons (2016) https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/177596/The-Skeletons Food Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/quiz-what-food-matches-your-personality

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Disclaimer 2: We had to re-record Quiz Stuff, the audio is a little janky. Get over it. Are you bold and brave? Did you earn your power? Or was it thrust upon you, against your will? We find out this week as we take on a quiz to decipher the truth. Or maybe your magic power is ACTING, like James McAvoy. We delve into Split (2016) to find out if M Night Shyamalan is still relevant? Fear not though, the true hero of the podcast is back, and Leslie is here to visit his Cousin Brother and catch up on all things rock.  Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Submerged (2005) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416243/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_submerged Split (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4972582/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_split DC Superhero Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/which-dc-character-are-you

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Mercenary for Justice (2006) is our movie this week, I sincerely hope you watched it before, because this one is a corker, believe me. So much so that it only left time for one other segment, but at least it’s a freshly pressed NEW seggy for all our adoring fans, a quiz with a hidden theme… wait, that’s not hidden at all. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Split (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4972582/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_split Mercenary for Justice (2006) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427528/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_2_nm_0_q_mercanary%2520for%2520just Everyone is John (2002) https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/271276/Everyone-is-John Harry Potter Quiz https://www.beano.com/posts/the-ultimate-harry-potter-quiz

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. The sewer tunnels are a dark and dank place, the perfect hiding spot for a hobbit named Frodo as he’s hunted down by none other than the Black Widow herself, and did I mention she has a lawn mower? Then we have Primer (2004) to review, an extremely low budget time travel film that does its best to impress. And lastly, Gary, everyone’s childhood friend, finds himself in a magic bog. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Mercenary for Justice (2006) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427528/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_2_nm_0_q_mercanary%2520for%2520just The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/944073.The_Blade_Itself The Last of Us https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3581920/

An ancient, small, green Jedi faces off against an old woman, only this old woman has a 50. Cal. machine gun. Yoda Vs Aunt May, in a strip club, what could go wrong. Our movie this week is The King (2019), so get ready for a lot of mud and bad french accents. Have you met Leslie before? He’s a Lizardman, and oh boy does he feel uncomfortable when he encounters the monster stowing away in his cargo hold. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. ALSO, Lewis’ audio is… pretty crappy in this one. Blame the mic, not the co-host. The last fight was comical, this one is just mean: Bob the Builder Vs Alien’s Xenomorph. Will Bob, the favoured underdog win? You’ll just have to listen and find out. For our movie review we are covering Tom Hanks’ sixth ever appearance, a TV Movie from 1982, following a bunch of D&D nerds who find out caves aren’t so good for their mental health. And for our resident RPG hero, Gary the Middle-Aged Warlock needs a little extra help disposing of the town guards. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Post your favourite character creation monstrosities! Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: The King (2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7984766/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_4_tt_7_nm_0_q_the%2520king Samaritans (Mental Health): Phone (UK) - 116 123, Web: https://www.samaritans.org/ Marvel’s Midnight Suns https://midnightsuns.2k.com/ Mazes & Monsters (1982) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084314/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_mazes%2520 Friends in this World - Hagood Hardy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwvpFcxeAzA

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Try and think of the most comical fight in the universe? That’s right, it’s Tasmanian Devil Vs Jar Jar Binks, you don’t want to miss this one. Then we have our review of Batman (1989), paying special attention to the mimes and musical henchman, and to top it all off we have Leslie the Lizardman escaping from space jail. What a ride. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Mazes & Monsters (1982) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084314/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_mazes%2520 Batman (1989) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_5_tt_8_nm_0_q_batman%252019 Rings of Power https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7631058/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_rings%2520of%2520po

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Learn who would win in a fight between Professor X and Pikachu, or the intricacies of Hugh Jackman's many grunts in our review of the movie Logan (2017), and then find out what happens when a notorious toilet roll smuggler gets pulled over by Border Patrol in space. All these things and more will be discussed in this, the very first episode of Nothing Butt Stuff! Join Lewis and Isaac as they bravely step into the rare venture of two white men who think their opinions should be shared with the world. Like true heroes.  Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links:  NEXT MOVIE: Psycho Goreman (2020)  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11252440/ Logan (2017) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3315342/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_5_q_logan Agent Carter https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3475734/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_5_nm_3_q_marvel%2520cart

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Two children take control of a cosmic tyrant in our review of Psycho Goreman (2020), we also have a showdown between Captain America and the liquid metal Terminator, T1000. Then lastly come listen to a middle-aged servant of demonic forces when he is rudely interrupted reading his morning newspaper.  Episode 2! We made it. Fame becomes us. Bow down before Lewis and Isaac and their podcasting glory. Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come talk to us on our socials, clothing optional. Instagram: @NBStuffpodcast Twitter: @NBStuffpodcast Email: nothingbuttstuff@gmail.com Patreon: /NothingButtStuff Links: NEXT MOVIE: Batman (1989) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_5_tt_8_nm_0_q_batman%252019 Psycho Goreman (2020)  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11252440/ Star Wars: Thrawn Series https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Thrawn_(novel_series)