Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:15 Intro 07:47 Gary Pinto 10:54 Pinto Awards 59:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:26 Intro 4:25 Energy check-in 7:06 The vibes/theme 20:50 The Flatulence Chamber 22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River 26:54 Spa Services 28:13 Cats? 29:55 Whales 35:52 The Pacing Room 43:35 The spa's name 55:50 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:25 Intro 04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt 06:42 Popcorn Ghost 09:56 Tunnel 15:06 The Barn 19:08 Poppins Rumblesby 50:31 The Future of the Barn 55:53 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:35 Intro 5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner? 12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll" 13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe 15:00 GMDR 16:49 Tee Ball 19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is 21:35 Creepy Crawlies 25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator 26:22 Ken Burns Core(s) 27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker 29:58 Ball Inspection 32:26 B Course Meal 35:58 Fire Safety 38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B? 39:49 Job Hunting 41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium 43:38 Percy Fariway's background 49:28 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:58 Intro 03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences 07:49 The Basics of the Course 14:50 Hole Seven 15:54 The Riddle and Course B 18:39 Hole Eleven 21:30 Hole Three 23:28 Hole Two 25:20 Hole Sixteen 26:51 Hole Five 28:48 Hole Twelve 31:00 Hole Nine 32:58 Hole Six 36:01 Hole Fifteen 40:13 Hole Eighteen 43:58 Hole Ten 45:57 Hole Thirteen 48:15 Hole Four 51:05 Hole One 53:04 Hole Eight 54:26 Hole Fourteen 57:06 Hole Seventeen 58:58 Recapping the Holes Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building. Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:03 Intro 5:24 Our understanding of DMVs 8:44 Setting the scene 16:22 DMV 2000/3000 18:03 Employees and stations 30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War? 46:56 "In the future..." 53:08 Conclusion + outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB news 02:28 Episode Intro 06:27 The Movie Theater 01:01:13 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven. Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars in Conversation Recent commentary track: Mary Poppins (1964) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma 9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley 16:40 The renovation 21:35 The rec bowling team 25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects 35:56 The coup 46:08 The owner 48:54 A new bowling alley is born 56:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:32 Intro 5:18 The fair's audience and vibes 16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good 21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon 32:27 Protesters 55:39 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Mr. Edgars Music by https://pixabay.com/users/backgroundmusicforvideo-46826676/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=261138
C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery Recent commentary track: Annie (1982) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 3:30 Intro 5:43 Basic setup of the gym 7:45 The Track 16:00 Animatronic skeletons 20:11 Swimming pool 31:35 Locker room/sauna 38:52 New exercise machine 48:57 Naming the gym 56:30 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:16 The Episode 16:51 Becky and Harper Enter Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: The Blacksmith's Bachelor Party Recent commentary track: Newsies (1992) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists 16:18 The Cryptids 22:11 Scott's Cryptid 28:22 Ruth's Cryptid 33:43 Scott's plot 48:43 Epilogue 52:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 06:49 A Southern Gothic Coffee Shop 21:34 A Family Connection 30:02 Dogs in a Gator Costume 33:11 The House in the Coffee Shop 37:46 The Menu 40:57 Establishing More Details 49:23 Landing on a Name 51:19 The Owner 55:52 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg, broken down by episode. If you need a refresher or are new and feel intimidated by starting from the beginning, go check that episode out! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Happy one year anniversay to Now Entering Clatfartburg! 3:34 This year's Crispy Fest theme and set up 14:59 Sharing your favorite characters/plot lines 23:13 Kermit Hastings arrives with a hotel guest in tow 26:05 Barnacle and Bertha's show 27:40 Cole & Dale 32:15 Trout Scouts 34:41 Crispy logo controversy 37:28 Nancy, the Blacksmith, and Legendary Flippini 42:44 Cole & Dale's date 44:45 A mysterious delivery 51:36 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Study of the Blacksmith 22:03 The Blacksmith's Apprentice 24:49 Artists Residency 34:05 The Fire 36:54 The Melancholy Hills 40:57 The Gate 44:35 The Blacksmith's Name 47:38 Anatomical Pizza 50:55 A Proposal 55:15 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Nostalgic Old Piano Song: https://pixabay.com/music/solo-piano-nostalgic-old-piano-song-118635/
This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release 2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives 8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man 19:21 Eric the Camera Man 27:40 The Director 35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner 43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama! 57:00 Outro Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Music by https://pixabay.com/users/rockymetal-30433071/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=239257">ROCKYMETAL from https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=239257">Pixabay
It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:40 Intro 06:53 Some Contenders 15:54 A Mr. Edgars Deep Dive 33:41 The Winner 35:06 The Rejects 37:50 Mrs. Edgars 39:38 Butch Lesbian Bird Village 41:51 Sand Lawn 44:25 The SCANDAL 49:29 Edgar Edgars Jr. 51:21 Attempting to Recap 57:39 Outro Music: Carefree Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:42 Intro 3:38 The Dig 6:52 Motors and Mallards 14:12 River Murphy's can of hairspray from 1981 20:00 72 Pressed Pennies 25:59 Roach Wind Clacker 32:23 Greenith Bean 42:24 The Serpent Rings of Captain Malbrook 55:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC