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Nowhere, On Air

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Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here. 

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Nine To Midnight

Nine To Midnight

2021-10-2901:35:21

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within. Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:MalevolentWOE.BEGONEWake of CorrosionThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Cellar LettersThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersNowhere, On AirHell Gate City Companion CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.  8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent. 16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.  27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.CW: Violence, injury 35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.CW: Death, drowning 44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters. 52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford. Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.Additional sounds from ZapsplatCW: Discussion of murder and suicide 1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers. 1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.  1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.Music composed by Cheska NavarroSounds from ZapsplatAdditional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0:Garuda1982 cbakostrip_soundOmar AlvaradoSLCBagpiperGM180259Support the show
Song written and performed by Jess Syratt. From: Episode 36: Tape #? Episode 37 is running late but will be with you this week. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirSupport the show
On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake Of CorrosionWOE.BEGONEOn October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.See you then.The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan GuthrieGuest starring Alexander NewallSeries Art by Nathan Lunsford---------------------------------------Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent DeathStarring:Harlan GuthrieRat GrimesJeremy EnfingerNathan LunsfordRae LundbergJess SyrattShaun PellingtonKevin BerreyDylan GriggsVincent C. DavisAlex NursallEmily KelloggJamie PetronisCole WeaversSupport the show
It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake of CorrosionWOE.BEGONECREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.9️⃣🔪🔪🕛TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERECREDITS: WOE.BEGONE"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs. CW: gore, animal deathWebsite: www.woebegonepod.com ______________________ OUT OF THE ASHES“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, goreWebsite: www.outoftheashespodcast.com_________________________ THE NIGHT POST"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae LundbergCW: animal peril, drowningWebsite: nightpostpod.com _________________________ NOWHERE, ON AIR“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co_________________________ HELL GATE CITY“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written and performed by Kevin BerreyCW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluidsWebsite: www.hellgatecity.com_________________________ THE STORAGE PAPERS“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).Music credits available in the transcript.CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)Website: www.thestoragepapers.comSupport the show
It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake of CorrosionWOE.BEGONECREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.9️⃣🔪🔪🕛TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERECREDITS: MALEVOLENT“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie. CW: insects, goreMalevolentWebsite: www.malevolent.ca_________________________THE CELLAR LETTERS“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the NewscasterCW: general horror, mouth noises, licking soundsWebsite: www.thecellarletters.com_________________________WAKE OF CORROSION“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit languageWebsite: wakeofcorrosion.com_________________________THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).CWs: fire, home invasionWebsite: www.somewhereohio.com_________________________THE TOWN WHISPERS“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole WeaversCW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil petsWebsite: www.thetownwhispers.com_________________________PARKDALE HAUNT“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasionWebsite: www.parkdalehaunt.comSupport the show
While we're on a break, we'd like to share a new show we've been looking forward to: Finding Pattersby,  created by Ryan Sandoval, premieres June 29th! Find the show on Twitter, and their feed just about anywhere you get your podcasts. "Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery comedy about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter’s a liar.Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance. Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote.  In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real. New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between. Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com"Support the show
Voice Memo #1

Voice Memo #1

2023-11-2006:59

A message through the static-- from the past, present, or future? Who can say. CW: Existentialism. Here's a monologue that didn't make it in to Episode 42 to fill the ongoing radio silence. This is one way of saying "we're still here!" The show's not done yet! There are some current, ongoing life factors impacting the show's production-- but we're not down for the count. Keep your eyes on the feed for more little bonuses while episodes are being worked on slowly but surely behind the scenes. Support the show
The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing. Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown. You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here!Support the show
Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own...  Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia.  For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator. Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE,  and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!)You can also catch both Taylor as Winston and Tatiana as Marigold in the upcoming second season of Tales from the Fringes of RealityLastly, you can hear all three of us on The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio... Season 2 premiering December 6th! This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Jesse Syratt.We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on the app formerly known as twitter, @NowhereOnAirSupport the show
Interlude: Still Here

Interlude: Still Here

2024-03-2705:36

Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th! Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears... Stay tuned! In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com! This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written, voiced, and produced by Jesse Syratt. CW: Brief loud/surprising noise at 1:27; mild paranoia. Support the show
Episode 1: Pilot

Episode 1: Pilot

2020-08-1023:11

Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower. Thanks for tuning in. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi? Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast." For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show
A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.) Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community!Thanks for tuning in.The voice of Mayor Simon  is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily SyrattNowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere, On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIxR_86Ck0sCL26eVuumvQSupport the show
Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you? The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons. Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi? Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast." For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/SoundEffectsFactorySupport the show
Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in. Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem." Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/A special thanks to SoundEffectsFactory, ProFX, Audio Library, and All Sounds on Youtube for this episodes sound effects. Support the show
Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.) A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show
Happy October, Braedon! Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show
Voicemail #1

Voicemail #1

2020-10-2004:51

Jess calls into the station after hours. A note from the creator: This little bonus is to say thank you for 1,000 downloads! Thanks for giving the show your ears! Your ears mean the world to us. Seriously! We wouldn't have a show if not for them... But please, stop sending us your ears in envelopes.  We didn't ask for that. You need those. The voice of the sponsor is Evan Row. The voice of Persons in Suits is Aaron Potvin. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show
Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon-- Hey, did you hear that noise? The voice of today's sponsor is ??????Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/This episodes sounds come from SoundEffectFactory on YouTube. Support the show
It's Jess' two-year anniversary of being here at the station.  Plus, a traffic report. Finally, to correct a broadcast from a few nights ago you probably don't remember, the colourful lights we've been seeing in the sky are actually not the Northern Lights as we initially assumed. No need to worry, though! Town Council would like you to understand that these lights have nothing to do with the strange, low, synchronous sounds that started at the same time. And both these occurrences have absolutely nothing to do with the building across the river. If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP. The voice of today's sponsor is Holden (https://twitter.com/HoldenVoice). Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/This episode's sounds come from: https://www.freesoundslibrary.comSupport the show
It's a local holiday! Town Council doesn't want you to worry about the lights. Or the sounds. In fact, just consider not worrying about anything, ever. A stranger has come to Braedon, and he's here to stay- welcome, Dr. Olseon, to our weird little slice of civilization. We are happy you're here. Plus, a phone call. If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP.The voice of Charlotte Mulroy is Maia Syratt. The voice of today's sponsor is Conner (https://www.facebook.com/conner.ledge.9)Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show
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Tristen Pitzer

i love that eerie rural vibe.

Jun 25th
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