Nowhere, On Air

While we're on a break, we'd like to share a new show we've been looking forward to: Finding Pattersby, created by Ryan Sandoval, premieres June 29th! Find the show on Twitter, and their feed just about anywhere you get your podcasts. "Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery comedy about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter’s a liar. Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into th...

A message through the static-- from the past, present, or future? Who can say. CW: Existentialism. Here's a monologue that didn't make it in to Episode 42 to fill the ongoing radio silence. This is one way of saying "we're still here!" The show's not done yet! There are some current, ongoing life factors impacting the show's production-- but we're not down for the count. Keep your eyes on the feed for more little bonuses while episodes are being worked on slowly but surely behind t...

The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing. Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown. You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here! Send us a message! Support the show

Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own... Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia. For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator. Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!) You can also catch...

Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th! Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears... Stay tuned! In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com! This episode of Nowhere, On Air was written, vo...

Thanks to all for submitting questions! Sorry for the rambling. Be back in September for twice as much fun! If you're on Spotify, feel free to use the comment function to keep the convo going, I think creators can reply now! If I didn't answer your question properly, I'd be happy to give it another shot. Also, a new feature on buzzsprout, if you click that link that says "send us a message", you can send us a message! Thanks for four years of listening :) Nowhere, On Air is created, voi...

Another memory trickles in through the static... Just a little bonus to say happy new year! From behalf of all of us here at the station, wishing you health, warmth, and happiness to all of you and yours! Thanks for tuning in, more episodes to come soon! CW: Static and distortion. Sound effects this episode courtesy of the many wonderful contributors at Freesound.org. Arr. and original additional lyrics to Auld Lang Syne by Jesse Syratt. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produc...

Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower. Thanks for tuning in. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram. Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that ...

A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.) Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community! Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Mayor Simon is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily Syratt Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram. Have a small town story t...

Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you? The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons. Nowhere, On Ai...

Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in. Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem." Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Insta...

Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.) A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office. Nowhere On Air is created, voic...

Happy October, Braedon! Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council. Nowhere On Air is created,...

Jess calls into the station after hours. A note from the creator: This little bonus is to say thank you for 1,000 downloads! Thanks for giving the show your ears! Your ears mean the world to us. Seriously! We wouldn't have a show if not for them... But please, stop sending us your ears in envelopes. We didn't ask for that. You need those. The voice of the sponsor is Evan Row. The voice of Persons in Suits is Aaron Potvin. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Sy...

Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon-- Hey, did you hear that noise? The voice of today's sponsor is ?????? Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Sy...