Nuzzle House

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dd04f726-3187-488b-b8b4-b54449d07e45

We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7545c8ee-7ad0-4f96-84ff-ba7d8a3effac

We learn: I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don’t need poetry anymore Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-raven-edgar-allen-poe/6603490?ean=9781941667132 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ecb9e158-c433-4834-b547-1354ace9e83f

We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there I’m drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch? Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/65f850ff-0f84-484f-ad44-888fba9490f8

We learn: Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’ Nature doesn’t care if you’re in love Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f79d0e9e-b88f-429e-889b-ef4b3795ab4f

We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn’t mean they’re dead yet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-ghost-stories-of-ambrose-bierce-ambrose-bierce/10656164?ean=9781515427995 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d14bea05-39d3-454c-bd04-a31904731df5

We learn: I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women’s legs can ‘twinkle’ Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/041bff81-f7bd-4b8e-9dd5-82a84d4d30dd

We learn: I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It’s unfortunate about the addiction” Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88ccb8f7-b401-4543-850f-ff33443d9113

We learn: Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work Apparently a ‘spacer’ is a spaceship. I’m really hoping this book doesn’t normalize this sexual assault flower like Bill Cosby’s comedy routines did for the ‘Spanish fly’ in the 1970s Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8c7391ed-9e60-4c48-b3c7-a45a4f25c208

We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault? I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself:  https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/47ed20ee-0131-473d-ae94-7b3ca4890ee5

We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/46a767f8-79c3-459f-b93b-44e7b0b1604c

We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0709df89-e606-44c2-b807-c01f362bdfd6

We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ad670d3e-7f47-4476-921c-fc769e9ccd9e

We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. About Drac! Drac Von Stoller is the author of the series "31 Horrifying Tales From The Dead Volumes 1-7. Drac has over 2.6 million downloads of his short stories which are available as ebooks and audiobooks. Drac's website is included at the end of the biography for more information in greater detail. Drac's film anthology as “Host” is titled “Drac Von Stoller Presents Horrifying Tales From The Dead," and is available on Amazon Prime to rent or buy. Also, my anthology can be streamed for "Free" on Tubi at this link below https://tubitv.com/movies/621817/drac-von-stoller-s-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-anthology Check out Drac Von Stoller's anthology film on Cinedigm's "New Horror Channel The Midnight Pulp" at the link below and please share with anyone. https://www.midnightpulp.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Also, streaming on Cineverse which has over 80 million monthly visitors. https://www.cineverse.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Check out Drac Von Stoller's "New Website!" at this link below. https://stollekl.wixsite.com/drac/ The Salon article that started it all for me: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/da9e532c-f6db-46e7-a9af-25ec80885415

We learn: Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fairy-tales-of-hans-christian-andersen-hans-christian-andersen/7147043?ean=9781515401339 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eb156a21-1bb1-4995-b25f-5250d91ada0c