Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 6

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Editor Ben is a better editor than I am You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes People are keeping dream secrets from each other Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/11546f19-fc7c-4767-8f1a-32ee3bd3053a

12-07
53:57

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban - The End

We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/adc39432-776d-4395-b274-da4345b5df87

11-29
01:12:41

Two Books One Cup: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico We learn: We can still do a show without Elton This is the second time we have recorded this episode There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a3421f45-1299-443b-9936-601d7236bbf7

11-24
01:06:36

Two Books One Cup: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls We learn: Glen is pretty protective of his holiday Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6e248bde-715e-4b0b-a914-aeec9f260d11

11-09
01:21:47

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Deals are made with the rats. you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall. By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/afa22b31-5e61-4775-b037-b21bc4331aea

11-01
01:04:16

Halloween Episode 2025

We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Ninth Skeleton  https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton The Cats of Ulthar https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6d179a2b-388e-4782-bb16-7534aff993da

10-28
40:40

Two Books One Cup: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag We learn: Glen still can't figure out his mic Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’ Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e59dd65e-44a9-403a-87d3-55e90d4280fe

10-25
01:17:20

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 4

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft the cleft became a really big deal in this episode Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/31dba3df-b059-4fa7-bd51-71362b526816

10-17
01:10:08

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We mess with a blacksmith I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge Elton continues to know everyone’s dad Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d8c212f4-5e17-4833-b68b-f8f96569d1b6

10-11
51:16

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 12 & P2

We learn: The author was a pervert I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e1ed3e26-2b58-4840-839b-50c4b9d69a68

10-10
55:01

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 2

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad Sandwiches are invented You can plant a tree, but it sucks. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/c4dac0b2-5b42-4b19-bfe9-f5a0af591ede

10-04
01:04:54

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 1

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money Elton has been sick for kinda a while Glen is that annoying guy at the factory Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/120aaccf-fe40-48f5-8716-b682203fe6e1

09-19
02:00:36

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 10 & 11

We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/15d179a4-de37-453e-a942-3656e9918072

09-05
55:25

Two Books One Cup: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons We learn: Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D. Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris The British accents were the worst Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/4f3912e9-4508-46ed-b5b9-2beaecfe6b21

08-29
58:58

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 8 & 9

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money:  https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f7499a83-fbec-4284-bbab-067e8c0cf563

08-02
56:34

Two Books One Cup: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane We learn: The sound is really bad on this episode Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in Gertie hates Orson Welles Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8a160e20-128f-49e5-ac17-aa6f16938016

07-26
01:01:10

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 6 & 7

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/90daa10e-0aa5-42d4-967f-76b2642b1127

07-19
48:25

Two Books One Cup: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn: Ben Came SUPER prepared Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders Check out Ben on “Words About Books” anywhere you listen to podcasts: https://podcast.wordsaboutbooks.ninja Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9b20017b-b3cd-496c-aa15-c210bc456381

07-12
01:12:44

Two Books One Cup: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn: The pegasus story makes nearly no sense Apple makes the most sense Glen wins legitimately! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eed2f7a3-1a04-469e-85d7-1065543a27a5

07-05
01:16:25

Two Books One Cup: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e33f532b-a9a7-44fe-b46a-117bc4f263f6

06-28
01:14:11

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