We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/15d179a4-de37-453e-a942-3656e9918072
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons We learn: Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D. Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris The British accents were the worst Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/4f3912e9-4508-46ed-b5b9-2beaecfe6b21
We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f7499a83-fbec-4284-bbab-067e8c0cf563
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane We learn: The sound is really bad on this episode Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in Gertie hates Orson Welles Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8a160e20-128f-49e5-ac17-aa6f16938016
We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/90daa10e-0aa5-42d4-967f-76b2642b1127
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn: Ben Came SUPER prepared Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders Check out Ben on “Words About Books” anywhere you listen to podcasts: https://podcast.wordsaboutbooks.ninja Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9b20017b-b3cd-496c-aa15-c210bc456381
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn: The pegasus story makes nearly no sense Apple makes the most sense Glen wins legitimately! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eed2f7a3-1a04-469e-85d7-1065543a27a5
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e33f532b-a9a7-44fe-b46a-117bc4f263f6
We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f365aa12-c902-4a75-93a0-b129b834dcc6
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord We learn: Hans Christian Anderson was a creep We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9dc5449b-63a4-4202-8809-7cf8fb07285c
We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. . Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/bd8034ef-105c-4ac2-86d6-f3298d4a77a5
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn: Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6ee50778-c487-4710-b289-9e4b0f123aec
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cults Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88025477-3f96-44c3-9279-d4945e08e4f3
Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Gertie’s dad has a boat Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/1829fc07-352c-43be-851d-f2222cd49226
We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a7a37f94-eb8b-493b-8cb0-6769fa75b889
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good Elton won only because of a technicality Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88cab3d6-a9d1-43e1-866c-9b525d7ed410
We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7ffda8a1-6a2d-4345-92cf-c07f03e65971
We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5d768272-f218-4902-9aa1-9b49f6012f35
We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3367d3a2-b9e4-40ba-ae80-d0d0eac5c945
We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/551d8c9b-a930-4893-bb69-9234cb33c5e2