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A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
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We learn:
I decided to give a character a lisp
The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird
I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that.
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
We learn:
Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D.
Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris
The British accents were the worst
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We learn:
I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane
We learn:
The sound is really bad on this episode
Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
Gertie hates Orson Welles
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We learn:
I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed?
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote
We learn:
Ben Came SUPER prepared
Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’
We learn:
The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
Apple makes the most sense
Glen wins legitimately!
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey
We learn:
Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
Gertie is a horrible host
Gretchen is a new addition to the cup
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We learn:
I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts
I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds
I promise this is a good book!
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord
We learn:
Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won
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We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. .
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Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary
We learn:
Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
Glen should have won
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Celery vs. English People
We learn:
Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
There are celery cults
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Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society
We learn:
Evil can come from hubris
Gertie’s dad has a boat
Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes
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We learn:
I’ve fixed my own knees
This story was dumb
I didn’t fart once this episode
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes
We learn:
Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
Elton won only because of a technicality
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We learn:
People used to get into wet slap-fights
We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
You CAN make fun of mimes
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We learn:
We see the result of room temperature chili dogs
Small-men are natural leaders
Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom
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We learn:
This man LOVED farts
I had to filter out the really bad ones
His girlfriend was wild
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We learn:
A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame
The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’
Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason.
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