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A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Editor Ben is a better editor than I am
You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes
People are keeping dream secrets from each other
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We learn:
I think I have voice cancer
I can’t handle my wife’s birds
I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited
Go on, read it for yourself:
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
We learn:
We can still do a show without Elton
This is the second time we have recorded this episode
There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls
We learn:
Glen is pretty protective of his holiday
Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops
Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping
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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Deals are made with the rats.
you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall.
By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.
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We learn:
Covid Costumes are insulting
The crows are louder than I remember
I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore
Go on, read them for yourself:
The Ninth Skeleton
https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton
The Cats of Ulthar
https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar
Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag
We learn:
Glen still can't figure out his mic
Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter
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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win
There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft
the cleft became a really big deal in this episode
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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
We mess with a blacksmith
I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge
Elton continues to know everyone’s dad
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We learn:
The author was a pervert
I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens
Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad
Sandwiches are invented
You can plant a tree, but it sucks.
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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS
Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money
Elton has been sick for kinda a while
Glen is that annoying guy at the factory
Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad.
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We learn:
I decided to give a character a lisp
The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird
I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that.
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
We learn:
Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D.
Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris
The British accents were the worst
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We learn:
I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane
We learn:
The sound is really bad on this episode
Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
Gertie hates Orson Welles
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We learn:
I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed?
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t
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nuzzlehouse.com
Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote
We learn:
Ben Came SUPER prepared
Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders
Check out Ben on “Words About Books” anywhere you listen to podcasts:
https://podcast.wordsaboutbooks.ninja
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’
We learn:
The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
Apple makes the most sense
Glen wins legitimately!
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey
We learn:
Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
Gertie is a horrible host
Gretchen is a new addition to the cup
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