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We learn:
I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not
I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on
Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot.
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We learn:
I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff
I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins
Thank god we don’t need poetry anymore
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We learn:
If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there
I’m drinking a cursed white claw
I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch?
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We learn:
Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food
I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’
Nature doesn’t care if you’re in love
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We learn:
You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead
My wet pumpkins are back
Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn’t mean they’re dead yet.
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We learn:
I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space
I got bees in my house
Apparently women’s legs can ‘twinkle’
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We learn:
I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women
I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time
I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It’s unfortunate about the addiction”
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We learn:
Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work
Apparently a ‘spacer’ is a spaceship.
I’m really hoping this book doesn’t normalize this sexual assault flower like Bill Cosby’s comedy routines did for the ‘Spanish fly’ in the 1970s
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We learn:
Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good
Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault?
I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow
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We learn:
My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over.
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We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People'
We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield.
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Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader.
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We learn:
My science fiction was horse shit
I’m not smart enough to understand this story
I pee a lot and it’s FINE
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We learn:
Drac and I are roughly the same age
If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important
Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
About Drac!
Drac Von Stoller is the author of the series "31 Horrifying Tales From The Dead Volumes 1-7.
Drac has over 2.6 million downloads of his short stories which are available as ebooks and audiobooks. Drac's website is included at the end of the biography for more information in greater detail.
Drac's film anthology as “Host” is titled “Drac Von Stoller Presents Horrifying Tales From The Dead," and is available on Amazon Prime to rent or buy. Also, my anthology can be streamed for "Free" on Tubi at this link below
https://tubitv.com/movies/621817/drac-von-stoller-s-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-anthology
Check out Drac Von Stoller's anthology film on Cinedigm's "New Horror Channel The Midnight Pulp" at the link below and please share with anyone.
https://www.midnightpulp.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead
Also, streaming on Cineverse which has over 80 million monthly visitors.
https://www.cineverse.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead
Check out Drac Von Stoller's "New Website!" at this link below.
https://stollekl.wixsite.com/drac/
The Salon article that started it all for me:
https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/
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We learn:
Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE
Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity
The pig was from hell
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We learn:
I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face
Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason
Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt.
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We learn:
Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting
Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll
Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth
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We learn:
You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing
Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition
Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok
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We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield.
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Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader.
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We learn:
Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps
There’s a Long Johns Silver’s open by me that I will go to now
In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable?
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We learn:
Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk
I’m SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE
I didn’t know you could use a corpse as a compass
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