October 2017 – Champagne Tuesday

Dear Bree, I really enjoyed not acknowledging our topic at all this week. Also, I think my three minutes of not remembering basic information was worse than the Carmen Chameleon Debacle. I polled the audience, and they seem to think Carmen was worse. So, here’s to plants that breathe hydrogen…or nitrogen? I can never remember. … Continue reading Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe →

Dear Mommy, I would highly encourage you to include a fanny pack in your golf costume. You may think it is more Disney vacation than golf but, and I think it’s about time I told you this, you’re wrong. Plus, fanny packs are one size fits all so it doesn’t even matter that we’re both … Continue reading Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting →

Dear Bree, I had no idea that you were relying on parties to get your sustenance since we switched to frozen meals. Please go buy yourself groceries…we’ll pay you back.* Love, Mommy *Some restrictions may apply. See your father for details.

Dear Mom, This note isn’t really for you because I have a public service announcement for our audience: If you want to have a real good time listening to this, drink every time mom says I’m wrong and chug your drink every time I respond with “fair enough” because apparently that’s all we say now. … Continue reading Ep. 11: Driving and Bree Gets Scolded →