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Off Topic
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Two best buds get together every two weeks to discuss current events, strange occurrences, movies, games, sports... really any subject that happens to come up. They're not perfect, rarely polite, and enjoy the occasional beer, but hopefully it all culminates in bringing a bit of comedic relief to your day. Enjoy!
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After a slight delay the Off Topic is back, but with a bit of a twist! Pat mourns the loss of another dear brother of the podcast. Yes, it is true. Our dear friend and OTP pioneer Matt is no longer with us.
But do not dismay my dear friends! For at the Off Topic Podcast we will let nothing stand in the way of your mild to moderate entertainment! This week we discuss the best terms for drunk, the ups and downs of text message communication, and the ever horrifying social media phenomenon known as the "selfie"... To be sure, things get a little bit off topic. We hope you enjoy ladies and gents!
Send us any feedback on twitter @TheOffTopic and have great week!
Matt and Pat get back to their roots...sort of. The Off Topic crew hits on a variety of completely trivial and potentially hilarious topics in a guest-free episode. Things start in a dark place as the two bro's mourn the loss of the podfather, and the humbling criticism that the OTP is really just an excuse to hang out and drink beer.
But fear not sweet sensitive listener! The dilemma becomes the solution, as Matt and Pat crack a couple beers and forge ahead with such topics as the miley cyrus wrecking ball fiasco, the unfortunate reconstruction of Sam Gagner's face, and the worst terms possible for "sexy time". Also...the boys discover that Matt has become the victim of some new fangled twitter predator. All this and more awaits you inside this episode of the Off Topic Podcast! Much love honkies! @TheOffTopic
Have you ever wondered how to properly distract your opponent during a heated game of beer pong? Good! We've got just the stuff for you. The OTP crew is joined by the youngest brother of Trevor, Mr. Connor Lawless (AKA scrotes, AKA Scrotum, AKA Scroto-Baggins) and his enchanting style and charisma wash over us like a refreshing breeze. Needless to say things get a little off-side, and a whole lot funny!
Topics this week include the flight of the conchords, Matt's new found love of double cupping (leave that to the imagination), and readings with rapier takes a vicious turn for the worse as we discuss the pros and cons of circumcision. Long live the toque! We have a riot podcasting for you, and we would love to hear from anyone who listens. Hate mail, compliments, whatever it is, send it our way on twitter @TheOffTopic. Big ups!
Here we are, another week of good old fashioned podcasting. This week we enjoy the sultry sounds of one of our dear amigos and a friend of the show, Mr. Andrew Ferguson aka Fergie aka Ferg aka Fergasm. The boys discuss a plethora of completely whimsical and irrelevant topics ranging from our favourite conspiracy theories, to the hunger games reality TV series, and secret initiation ceremonies. Readings with Raper is a literary treat as always, and Pat recruits another member to the stay at home dads fan club. If you enjoy the idea of three dudes sitting around crushing brew and talking nonsense...then this is the podcast for you! Hit us up on twitter @TheOffTopic we promise to send some love right back your way.
The frivolous and fantastic journey that is the OTP has arrived at episode 30. We stagger across this momentous line with a delightful visit from our resident music and style aficionado who one might refer to as fairly "hip", although he shall remain nameless...it's Marv. Like a trio of whiskey sipping, rocking chair bound old sages the boys take on topics such as miley cyrus, the back to school craze, and matt's hidden love of Christina Aguilera. Things get a little crazy and the term "rape week" is born...it's not what you think I promise. Share some ipod headphones and experience the OTP with a friend or lover...you won't regret it! Tweet us @TheOffTopic and check us out on iTunes!
On a very special episode of the Off Topic Matt and Pat are joined by none other than the infamous Dr. Raplawski. The creator and supplier of the infamous "Readings with Rapier". We lay out proper etiquette for relieving yourself in the lake, and the lie that is push up bras! We also share our disgust over the "puke upon contact" smell that defines the hell that is Morinville. Have a listen and be instantly better. Hit us up on the twitter machine @theofftopic
We host Dana Zalys as our first official female guest, and it is quite a treat! The fellas and Dana also discuss the classic children's movie "Homeward Bound", whether or not you would become a dart salesman for 80K per year and Ben Affleck as Batman...much to Matt's chagrin. Matt also discloses his disdain for the male and female label for electrical outlets. Last but not least, Pat loses his F@&K#N mind about...something. Have a quick listen and find out! Follow us on twitter @TheOffTopic or check us on iTunes https://itun.es/i6xc6fD
This episode of the OTP is jam packed with wonderful treats for ya ass! We finally fixed the sound quality, so this episode is a delight to the auditory senses! The two bro's discuss a bevvy of topics, from revenge poops to drywall glue in the eyeball! This episode also features the "hipster jam of the week", and we hear from OTP originator Trev as a special little nugget of explicit fun! Hope you enjoy! Toss us a tweet @TheOffTopic and have a great weekend!
On this weeks episode of the OTP Matt and Pat delve into several hot topics ranging from marital advice for the ladies, to the pure hilarity of streakers during a sports event, and the many unfortunate encounters we have had with the fuzz. Also an update on justabar, the dream is alive and well! These and many more delightful little nuggets of fun await inside this episode! Get at us on twitter @TheOffTopic and pass it along to your lovers and friends!
This week Matt and Pat are joined by JP (Chayyyy), as they take their second swing at trevor-less podcasting. If a genie appeared and granted you three wishes what would they be? Matt speaks extensively about his love of the raven. And the fellas discuss becoming a stay at home dad for stacks of cash and one fly hunny! Enjoy! Tweet @TheOffTopic #dustoffyourballs
After a slight delay this weeks episode is coming at ya! A sombre atmosphere as Matt and Pat deal with the loss of a dear friend and Podfather of The Off Topic (may he rest in peace). The boys mourn the loss of Trevor, reminisce about old times, and ponder the possibility of inviting a few guests to fill the void left by Trev. Enjoy and toss us some feedback on twitter @TheOffTopic or on iTunes "Off Topic".
This week on the podcast, Matt shares a rather embarrassing encounter that took place at Lululemon, Pat attempts to justify his actions (for the second time) towards an elderly handicapped gentleman, and Trev shows the guys a video for Samsung's latest innovation. Spoiler alert - they're not impressed. Side note - this is Trev's last podcast as a regular contributor. Hope you like it!
Lots of topics this week! Pat talks about why the bird is now his word, Matt expresses his disdain for the beloved Mr. Bean, and Trev shares how he felt about getting a speeding ticket. Tweet us @TheOffTopic and let us know what you think!
The band is back together! After being absent last week, Matt comes in and gives us a couple harmonious snippets from some of his favourite Disney songs, Pat shares his experience of purchasing a suit, and Trev tells the guys about a new version of the Barbie doll. Enjoy!
The podcast is without Matt this week! Pat and Trev keep it together and carry on, chatting about a very odd phenomenon that happened in Boston, a rap about Channing Tatum (what a stud!), and if Trev crashed his vehicle while taking his drivers test. Tweet us @TheOffTopic and let us know what you think!
Coming at you from Matt's garage this week, Matt shares his point of view on hand-me-down underwear, Pat lets the guys in on how he passed his drivers test, and Trev tells the tale of how he got his wife a new phone. Tweet us @TheOffTopic using #ProtectYourJunk and let us know what you think!
Adam joins the conversation this week! The topics include favourite childhood toys, how women always have better smelling body washes, and poorly worded text messages. Tweet us @TheOffTopic, and let us know what you think! Hope you like it!
This week in Matt's garage, Pat lets the world in on his idea for a business, Matt shares a pet peeve he frequently experiences at Tim Hortons, and Trev vents about the lack of equality between the sexes. Tweet us @TheOffTopic and let us know what you think!
We're on the road this week! Recording from a hotel room in BC, Pat tells the guys about a run-in with the law, Matt confesses to a lethal crime he committed a few years back, and Trev answers Raplawski's question: If given a free pass, who would you kill? Tweet us @TheOffTopic and let us know what you think!
We've got a guest this week! Tom joins Pat and Trev in the next stop on their garage tour, where Pat manages to explode a beer, Tom admits his true feelings for Raplawski, and Trev shares a time he almost got his father into a fight.






