Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

A night owl on his journey to becoming a freaking morning person... and sharing his royally messed up dreams along the way. I keep hearing about the most successful people out there having these stringent 'morning routines', who wake up early, charging out their front doors, screaming some war cry as they face the day. I’ll be talking about everything to do with sleep, sleep disorders, morning and night routines, and more, and share some of the weirdest dreams I can remember in a long time, hopefully giving you a laugh. Eventually, maybe I’ll even wake up earlier than noon!

Learning about headaches in the night, and driving a nail into your head! Related?

Ep 53: Third last episode! Boy, what a show we have for you today. Patrick, from the podcast, 'We Live on the Planet' gives us one of his bizarre dreams of self-torture which I attempt to analyze, and then we learn all about the wonderful world of headaches in the middle of the night and what to do about them. So stick me snug in your ear-holes and come have a laugh! If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-10
12:19

Dream Guru Kat O'Keefe, and paragliding over the rainforest looking for my dead dog! Fun!

Ep 52: Over two months! That must be some sort of record! I wonder if I can break it. I’m just kidding, I’ll upload more frequently, I promise. This episode we have the lovely guest star Kat O’Keefe, dream guru, to analyze one of my insane dreams! I go paragliding over the Amazon rainforest while Stitch from Lilo and Stitch comes to eat me. Also, The Notorious B.I.G. comes and visits my hot yoga class. If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

03-19
20:35

The Power of Naps! And Ryan Reynolds dangling from a hot air balloon.

Ep 51: this episode we dive into the wonderful, magical, and some might say mythical, world of naps! And we delve right into my subconscious where I desperately want to be Ryan Reynolds, the man himself, exploring his messed up childhood with his mother and an air balloon. It’s the post holiday New Year’s special! Have all of your New Year’s resolutions at hand and get ready to crumple them up and throw them in the garbage. We’re gonna make you feel great, just for you being you! Not like anyone actually gets a hold of me, but if for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

01-02
10:12

The 50th episode AND 1 Year anniversary! Holy crap! We party with TWO hyperactive guests!

Ep 50! For the one-year anniversary, and 50th episode, I have two awesome guests on the show! Patrick, from, ‘We live on a planet’, and Rhys, from ‘Podstarter’. I hang out in my hot podcasting studio, and talk about a dream where I create whipped cream at lightning speed, confusing the hell out of a nearby security guard. Super super fun!... Never not fun. It’s been a year already!! Ahhhhh! What am I doing with my life? Not like anyone actually gets a hold of me, but if for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

11-13
42:45

Kids in the Hall of the World; and having an accountability partner!

Ep 49: it appears I’m really bad at keeping up to date with this. My bad! Well this episode is a great one. You get to hear all about my drinking patterns, and a cassette player that magically makes everyone swap sexes and gender. PLUS, I found something that actually works at waking me up in the morning! Thanks for listening! You’re wonderful, and smell like rainbows. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

10-08
14:25

Britney Spears’ food truck, and the effect of heat waves on sleep! Fun! #podcast #comedy #nightmares

Ep 48: Holy crap, has it been a long time since I’ve uploaded one of these. My bad! I was busy doing a whole lot of nothing. This episode has a wacky dream about a movie theatre on top of a giant mountain with the worlds longest escalator ever, AND we learn some schist about how your sleep is affected by extreme heat! One guess: it’s a lot of fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

08-20
09:39

Will Ferrel x 3! Escape from evil’s clutches. It’s the Seinfeld episode!

Ep 47: I have two very, very weird dreams. One of which I can’t tell you about, and the other I can’t remember. Essentially nothing dramatic happens in this episode, making it the Seinfeld episode! Lucky you! Super fun! Never not fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

07-08
07:23

Whiskey, foot baths, whiskey, clowns, whiskey, quitting drinking.

Ep 46: Terribly sorry for not putting out an episode in a while! I’ve been busy with a job! Yep, you heard me right, I got an actual job. I’m editing a TV show and it’s kind of fun, and I’m even getting up in the morning. We’ll talk about that! As well as whiskey. And whiskey. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

06-26
11:20

The effects of sugar on your sleep! And I angrily direct a commercial in the desert.

Ep 45: Holy crap I had a weird dream tonight. Like, sweet Jesus. I also talk about the effects of sugar on your sleep because I’ve… maybe… gotten back into the chocolate covered raisins and Gingerale. Shut up. Don’t look at me like that. Link at the very bottom to send me a voicemail! Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

06-09
12:36

We learn how alcohol affects your sleep... I’m hungover, shut up.

OK, there may have been whiskey involved last night. That’s why this episode, we’re going to learn allllll about how alcohol, that lovely delightful, delicious, almost near perfect elixir of the Gods, mayyyy mess with your sleep a bit. Just a wee bit. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

05-26
08:50

Coffee naps? And I should have grabbed that shotgun...

Episode 43: I'm forced to eat raw turkey meat at gunpoint in a war-zone. WTF. And we learn how guns represent sexual pain? And then talk about how coffee naps are suuuuuper not effective at all, but still really neat. Also, I'm now on podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

05-21
15:54

A tribute to my friend’s pet, and my love of hide and seek.

Episode 42: this is a weird episode, sobering, educational, a little funny maybe? I don’t know, I’m tired and I haven’t eaten yet. Enough about me! What are you up to? Tell me about your day! Why am I always the one doing the talking?… Now on Podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

05-13
10:55

Telekinesis! Teleportation! Making out with strange Hawaiians!

Episode 41: I have a dream where I develop telekinesis and teleportation, while zipping around beautiful Hawaiian islands, and I’m disappointed that my powers aren’t good enough… What the heck is wrong with me? Oh, and there’s also a weird elevator that apologizes for stopping somewhere it shouldn’t. I interpret the hell out of this dream!... I probably shouldn’t have... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

05-07
15:04

Millions of dollars in damage, near the velvet pit of despair. Fun times!

Ep 40: What a joy ride! The police chief will never catch me, ha ha Ha ha ha! Mainly because the police chief is an idiot. Also, in reality, my sleep schedule’s getting much better! And my weekends are getting a little crazier… It hasn’t been a good mix. I’ll talk about that too. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-28
11:51

The history of LUBE, and a blind bounty hunter who has to pee.

Ep 39: I actually managed to stay awake for 24 hours, sleep for eight, then stay awake for another 24 hours, just to reset my sleep schedule! And it worked!… Kind of. Then I partied. I can’t help myself. Oh and I dive into the world of lubrication. You’re welcome! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-22
14:50

I attempt to do something really stupid this coming Sunday!…

Ep 38: This week on my ridiculous weekly update, I’ve continued to fail as a human being! Why has this winter been so hard for me? Why can’t I function like a regular person? Why do I want to punch myself in the face? These are all excellent questions to be asking yourself in the wee hours of the morning, while drenched in self-loathing! Yay! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-12
07:51

The joys of sleep apnea!...and making out in a trash heap.

Ep 37: I have a dream about my ex girlfriend drawing really dirty drawings in a wheatfield by stomping down wheat! Super fun. Super, super fun. Then we learned some… stuff… about sleep apnea! And the joys of that. Again... super fun. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-04
16:25

My night owl chronicles continue! My ridiculous weekly update.

Ep 36: I’m not sure my night owl routine is helping me to de-stress, but at least I go see a horror movie... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

04-03
10:56

The night owl chronicles! My ridiculous weekly update.

Ep 35: An update as I go through my routine of struggling with my natural state of being a night owl. Super fun. Suuuuuper fun. Want to send me your dreams, or just say hi? You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

03-21
08:57

Do you have ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’? Here’s what to do about it...and a tap dancing bear.

Ep 34: this episode we talk about ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’, and what to do about it if you have it! I talk about the crazy job I had where I got paid to play video games for 12 hours straight when I was a night owl, and I interpret my dream about a tap dancing bear which was trying to warn me to… not tap dance in the future? If you’d like to submit your dreams for interpretation, or just wanna say hi, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

03-17
22:04

Creek

Oh god. Butter and coffee sounds dreadful. That cafe sounds awesome though.

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