If time travel were real, this episode would be chaotic. “Hey Younger Self, Don’t Do That,” we laugh (and cringe) at past decisions, unpack what we learned from them, and talk about how those moments shaped who we are today. Equal parts funny, honest, and eye-opening.
Ever witnessed something so awkward, funny, or shocking that the person had no idea you were watching? In this episode, we ask the question: What’s something you saw someone do that they didn’t know you saw? From accidental confessions to moments that can never be unseen, we share stories that prove some things really do happen when no one thinks anyone’s looking.
Welcome back!In today’s episode, we’re diving into the opinions no one asked for, but everyone secretly wants to hear. From questionable life choices to pop-culture chaos, we’re serving up hot takes so spicy they might melt your screen. Grab a snack, buckle up, and prepare to disagree (or agree way too hard).🔥 Drop your own hot take in the comments!0:00 INTRO4:45 Riddle Me This8:53 Uruje’s hot take13:44 Bye bye wifi19:29 Wokeness24:42 Health40:09 SRK41:13 Nutella42:00 Pakistani desserts44:52 Kaala namak (black salt)45:18 Marriage49:00 Swifties53:44 Emotional boys
In this episode, we dive into your most painful, hilarious, and downright unbelievable rejection stories. From the petty to the heartbreaking, to those that made us question humanity, we read through your submissions and react in real time.Expect:– Storytimes that will make you laugh, cringe, and scream “NO WAY.”– Our honest reactions and questionable commentary.– A reminder that if you’ve ever been rejected… you’re definitely not alone.Got a story you want us to read next time? Drop it in our inbox!Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share the chaos.0:00 INTRO2:15 The tiffin lady7:41 Wayward15:12 Our worst rejections 24:27 Bro led me on25:32 Dating in high school36:43 🤮38:42 Ghosting culture46:21 Hugs from the kids 49:38 She doesn’t laugh52:21 Bhai zoned
In this episode, we’re flipping the script on the usual dating chatter. Instead of obsessing over red flags, we’re shining a light on the underrated green flags, those subtle, often-overlooked behaviours that signal someone is emotionally mature, genuinely kind, and worth investing in.From the quiet confidence that shows up in small decisions, to the way someone handles discomfort, to the surprisingly rare art of being consistent without making a show of it, we’re breaking down the traits that actually build healthy, long-term connections.Join us as we explore what these green flags look like in real life, why they matter more than the flashy stuff, and how to spot them early. You might just rethink your entire “type.”
We asked for the funniest family stories, and you DELIVERED.From legendary sibling fails to parents causing chaos, this episode had us crying with laughter.Drop your funniest family moment in the comments!0:00 INTRO3:11 Pets14:30 My moms makeover21:23 Dad jokes23:22 I sneezed24:55 My BIL walked in30:39 The Eid cake32:50 The wedding video 35:31 Titanic37:25 Family movie night39:08 Bollywood
What’s something you do now that your parents would 100% call besharam? This week, we’re diving into all the things that would make our desi parents clutch their pearls, from dating to dressing “too modern,” to just… existing differently than they did 😅We asked YOU to share your most besharam confessions, and honestly, some of these answers had us crying with laughter and shame at the same time.0:00 INTRO2:42 Alfaaz Art6:50 Hubby’s real name12:17 Sit next to hubby14:37 Water please16:15 Period!17:16 Talking back22:57 Baby voice26:09 Tampons27:05 No dupatta31:30 Husband heats dinner32:21 Swimwear36:43 Affection in front of kids37:13 Kissing scenes38:08 Comb your hair41:18 Piercings46:13 Showing skin47:44 Say no
Ever had a rule growing up that made no sense at all? Or maybe your in-laws have some…interesting household traditions? In this episode, we’re sharing the weirdest, funniest, and most confusing rules our parents and in-laws ever made us follow. From “no shoes in the house” to “don’t whistle at night,” nothing’s off the table!Grab a snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh (and cringe) with us. Drop your own weird family rules in the comments 0:00 INTRO3:14 Shoes in the house7:18 Men get food first12:01 Shower once a week15:00 Periods22:49 No sleepovers25:58 Parents said no32:03 Siblings over your wife34:28 Can’t be sick35:45 6 dinner sets37:50 Black salt38:32 Hugs40:07 No locks41:40 Pick up the phone43:27 Maxi dresses and leggings
In this episode, we dive into your submissions, the weird, the relatable, and the downright impossible “what would you do?” situations. From family fallouts to moral grey areas and chaotic life choices, we offer our completely unfiltered takes and discuss them like we would over a late-night chat.If you enjoy hearing us overthink your life choices (and our own), don’t forget to like, comment your take, and subscribe for more every week!0:00 INTRO1:45 Translate to English8:30 I can’t take care of you 11:34 Unlock the WhatsApp15:41 My mom ruined things20:07 The rishta is coming!26:32 Keeping the wedding presents43:08 Torn between marriage and in-laws45:01 The roommates phase
In this episode, we’re diving into your questions and spilling the tea on the wildest scenarios you sent our way. From hilarious hypotheticals to real-life dilemmas, nothing is off-limits. We asked, you delivered, now it’s time to unpack the chaos. Let’s get into it!Got more questions or stories for a future episode? Drop them in the comments!Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you never miss the madness.0:00 INTRO4:56 Nurse someone’s baby8:58 Emotional blackmail16:41 You’re getting fat18:09 Mend the in-law relationship?20:28 Yo mama25:21 She stole the dance27:12 Property name29:56 I don’t want to work!38:27 Father or Husband?46:41 “Women were meant to suffer”51:20 She told my mom
We asked YOU what you can’t stand about Desi weddings… and let’s just say, the responses were on another levelIn this episode, we’re talking about all the things no one wants to say out loud, from the never-ending functions and sky-high costs to rishta aunties, judgmental relatives, and that one cousin who thinks they own the dance floor. 😩💬 We’re reading your submissions, sharing our own hot takes, and breaking down why Desi weddings can be both magical AND a total headache.
In this episode, we read postpartum stories submitted by you, our community. From moments of deep anxiety to unexplained feelings, loneliness, and emotional overwhelm, these are the real experiences of parents navigating life after birth.We also open up about our own journeys through postpartum, what surprised us, what scared us, and what we wish someone had told us.This isn’t about scaring anyone. It’s about honesty.
SURPRISE! We’re dropping a bonus episode because we just couldn’t wait to talk about the final chapters of A Court of Thorns and Roses . And let’s just say… it’s a ride. 😅In this episode, we break down all the twists, turns, and emotional moments of the ending, with plenty of wild theories, dramatic reenactments, and uncontrollable laughter along the way. If here for the fae chaos, this one’s for you.
In this episode, we're unpacking the double standards that run deep in Desi culture, especially when it comes to gender, family expectations, dating, marriage, and the pressure to live a life that pleases everyone but yourself. From the way boys and girls are raised, to the unspoken rules around reputation, sacrifice, and silence. We're naming the things that have long gone unchallenged.It's honest, it’s personal, and it’s probably going to hit close to home. Let’s get into it.
In this episode, we’re diving into the outrageous, uncomfortable, and straight-up WILD things people say during a divorce or separation. We're reading the jaw-dropping, and painfully relatable responses you sent in, and sharing a few of our own stories along the way. If you’ve been through it, you’ll definitely feel seen, and if not, you might just be shocked at what people think is okay to say. To everyone going through the divorce or separation journey, we wish you every happiness.
Some words lift us. Others leave scars. In this episode, we're talking about the things people said, good, bad, or downright brutal, that we never forgot. From off-hand insults that haunted us for years, to unexpected praise that changed our path, we're exploring the power of words and why some stick with us long after they were spoken.
In this episode, we dive into your wildest, funniest, and most jaw-dropping stories about the WORST things teachers have said in class. From savage burns to totally inappropriate comments.💬 We read your responses, react to the craziest ones, and share a few stories of our own!🛎️ Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the BELL so you never miss an episode!Got a story of your own? Drop it in the comments, we might read it in a future episode! 👇0:00 INTRO14:45 Phrases in Punjabi29:31 Only hope is arranged marriage30:17 Source of evil38:19 You’re a girl38:51 Pretty41:30 You won’t make it56:25 Eyebrows did57:42 Moved to Karachi
In this episode, we’re diving into the anonymous confessions sent in by you, our listeners, the kind of stories most people would never say out loud.From quiet regrets to life-altering secrets, we’re reading through real submissions and reflecting on the experiences that make us all a little more human. Some are funny, some are heavy, and some might hit closer to home than expected.This is a space for honesty, reflection, and a reminder that everyone has something they’re carrying.🎧 Want to share your story? Submit anonymously for a future episode.Subscribe, comment your thoughts, and thank you for trusting us with your truths.
We always hear the wild stories from women, but what happens when the guys finally speak up? In this episode, we handed the mic to the men and asked: What’s the most disastrous rishta or dating experience you’ve had?Spoiler: it’s messy. From surprise auntie interrogations to being ghosted mid-meal, the stories are equal parts tragic, hilarious, and “bro, are you okay?” energy.Tune in for a behind-the-scenes look at the other side of the rishta game. And yes, some of these stories might make you feel better about your own love life.0:00 INTRO1:47 Gen Z slang in Urdu12:29 Pay for my nails 16:55 Buy me a house27:19 Ghosting35:49 Not from Karachi37:06 The Custom home42:35 Rishta aunty45:02 Handshakes46:10 Rishta interrogation51:12 High maintenance
In today's episode, we're getting real about what actually happens after the wedding. From unmet expectations to emotional growing pains, we're diving into the tough truths many couples face once the honeymoon phase fades.This is a raw, honest look at the moments no one warns you about, the internal shifts, the silent struggles, and the sometimes uncomfortable growth that happens when two lives fully merge. But it’s not all doom and gloom. These realizations, while difficult, can also open the door to deeper love, understanding, and connection.👇 Let’s keep the conversation goingHave you experienced any surprising realizations after marriage? Share in the comments or DM us on Instagram @okmompodcast