One Footer in the Grave

With one foot in the door of their retirement home for senior web designers, Paul Boag, Andy Clarke, Jon Hicks, and Marcus Lillington get together once a month to distract eachother from everyday life and work. The show’s funny and frivolous and the chaps have a genuinely unique chemistry which will entertain you if you work on the web and even if you don’t.

Scarlett Johansson is in the room

>Andy, Jon, Marcus, and Paul are back—sooner than expected—for another fun-packed episode. They talk about who’s voice they’d each like as an AI companion, Apple,Apple’s new iPads and why devices are now so thin that they crack when Andy sits on them. Then, inevitably, they discuss what they think about the new Dr Who.

05-24
54:08

Votre saucisse est très plastique

The nerds of a feather are back for another episode. They talk about whether social media is now either dead or useless for promoting our work and whether old-fashioned email is replacing it. Paul explains his monthly newsletter strategy and how, for him, it’s replaced social media. Then, the boys discuss what they should do next, as they’ve (obviously) reached the pinnacle of their careers.

04-24
51:34

Roasted Chestnuts with the Dreamtime Electric Blanket

The intention was that this would be our Festive episode. We get there eventually, but only once we've finished discussing:Andy's new Dreamtime Electric Blanket, the sponsor of the showThe new Dr Who - What do think? Were they right to change Davros? Andy's shock DNA test results means he's not who he thought he was.Marcus's intense suffering at earning lots of money.Jon's Festive Sandwich Reviews Fact check footnote: Jon mistakenly pronounces 'Ncuti' as 'Chooty' rather than 'Shooty')It was Jo Grant (not Sarah Jane) that was in The Green Death, but it wasn't her first story (that was Terror of the Autons)

12-12
53:46

A thing for Bouvier des Flandres

In this delayed-release episode (recorded in May 2023), the chaps talk about Paul and Andy's joint seven week adventure in Recreation Vehicles around the United States of America earlier in the year. Did they fight or fall out? Or did they get along just fine in a way that doesn't make very entertaining listening? Paul also gets to witness a 'Malarkey Regeneration' first hand!

11-06
45:48

AI talks to my wife

It’s a new year, the year of artificial things. In this episode, the four chaps talk about artificial intelligence and artificial hips. Andy has a (painful) bone to pick with Paul but all he got in response was an AI-written apology. Finally, the talk Mastodon and why it’s better than Twitter.

02-23
58:48

Tebbit was a monster

After a fabulous summer of fun, the four fellas are back with an extra-long episode. Even though it’s only October, they talk about Christmas and Andy’s plan to escape to Costa Rica. The chaps discuss which celebrity we’d elect to parliament and which cabinet position we’d want most. Then, they talk about whether ghosts exist or Andy was just drunk. (This episode was recorded before Liz Catasussrophe was beaten by a lettuce.)

10-27
01:00:20

Norfolk an’ chance

Postcard ModelsPanerai Luminor MarinaIWC Big PilotU-BOAT CAPSOIL

07-10
51:00

Soggy looking swamp

In this new episode, Andy, Jon, Paul, and Marcus discuss the first stage of Paul’s latest motorhome and midlife crisis. They talk about what they like to do when they’re not working and wrap things up by suggesting what Andy should do for his hobby.

04-26
49:35

Savoy cabbage and the kalettes

It’s a new year and a new episode where the chaps make excuses about why they haven’t recorded recently. They discuss Paul’s impetuous decision, which vegetables can go to hell and why plenty of people we know are leaving freelancing and taking proper jobs.

03-01
57:23

Mary’s gone blind. Again

In this new episode, Andy, Jon, Paul, and Marcus discuss their summers and how it felt to leave Brexit Island behind. They talk about how it feels when kids leave home and then (sometimes) move back. Then, they wrap things up by admitting to their TV watching guilty pleasures.

11-16
49:58

Wrapped in disappointment

Sweet peanutsThe Butterfield Diet PlanMan tries The Butterfield Diet for realRaleigh Chopper bikeRaleigh Grifter

08-16
48:17

Per calendar month

Andy’s beard bleaching failureHomes under the hammerHomes under the hammer set to eerie music

07-06
46:39

Segwaytastic

Changes at BasecampBasecamp's new etiquette regarding societal politics at workJane Yang’s open letter to BasecampBargain HuntChanging RoomsLove IslandNaked Attraction

04-30
48:01

Here to see some potatoes

In the first episode of their brand new show, the four chaps talk about getting back to travelling, planning imaginary trips until they can, and Paul’s plans for a year-long America road trip.

04-07
49:37

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