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It's been 2 years, 9 months, and 7 days surviving the oppressive Biden regime, and the House has a speaker! He's an architect of the legal side of Jan 6th, massive Trump supporter, and has a Christian podcast with his wife. So that's the bad news. The worse news is it is now his job to make a new government budget in the next three weeks. Other Titles Considered Corporate Carpet Muncher Budding Adults White Claw with Yeast Special Show Links: Mike Johnson’s Podcast Tells You Everything You Need to Know About Mike Johnson https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/10/26/mike-johnson-podcast-speakership-00123821 What’s Up With Speaker Mike Johnson’s Black Son? https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/whats-up-with-speaker-mike-johnsons-black-son ‘These levels are crazy’: Louisiana tap water sees huge spike in toxic chemicals https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/27/louisiana-mississippi-river-tap-water-contamination-chemicals Donald Trump Storms Out of Trial with Secret Service 'Chasing' Behind, Prompting Courtroom Gasps: Report https://people.com/donald-trump-abruptly-leaves-courtroom-report-8382660

It's 1,204 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. Ol' Petey-boy decided to get all the US Generals and Flag Officers together for a massive security risk, as well as a PR stunt. It went over about as well as a lead balloon, and Donny followed up by showing his glorious ineptitude in front of a hostile crowd. Other Titles Considered Dry Dickens Cider Squeaky Tank Energy Bribe One, Get One Sexual Minotaur Not All Victims Special Show Links: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Addresses General and Flag Officers at Quantico, Virginia https://www.war.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/4318689/secretary-of-war-pete-hegseth-addresses-general-and-flag-officers-at-quantico-v/ Trump says US to impose 100% tariff on movies made outside the country https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/us-impose-100-tariff-movies-made-outside-country-2025-09-29/ Internet outrage over Trump's AI 'MedBed' conspiracy video https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250929-internet-outrage-over-trump-s-ai-conspiracy-video Portlanders mock Trump by posting pics of peaceful weekend activities in ‘War ravaged’ city https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/portland-oregon-war-ravaged-trump-mocked-b2835092.html

It's 1,253 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case.  In the meantime, continue to attend your local music festival, and don't forget basic supplies like hats, sunglasses, neck garters, and local organization. Individuals are powerful martyrs, but ineffective at making a difference in the moment or the long term. Move together, move as one. Other Titles Considered Zyn to MAHA Pipeline Guillotines are Bipartisan Sauced Broccoli Spready to the Gods Special Show Links: Man who asked ChatGPT about cutting out salt from his diet was hospitalized with hallucinations https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/man-asked-chatgpt-cutting-salt-diet-was-hospitalized-hallucinations-rcna225055 US Hits Highest Layoffs Since COVID https://www.newsweek.com/us-hits-highest-layoffs-since-covid-2111794 Supreme Court formally asked to overturn landmark same-sex marriage ruling https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/supreme-court-formally-asked-overturn-landmark-same-sex/story?id=124465302 Trump puts DC police department under federal control, deploys National Guard https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-hold-news-conference-crime-dc-after-threatening/story?id=124528406

It's 3 years, 8 months, 14 days until the next president, and the time cannot pass fast enough. 100 days into the Great Leader's regime, and regardless of the sycophant's reports, it's going terribly. Other Titles Considered On my Pants Now Liberty Shut Down Worker Exploitation Day Special Show Links: Be careful of that street Tylenol. https://www.reddit.com/r/WeTheFifth/comments/1kbp2nv/attorney_general_pam_bondi_clai[…]m=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button DC Circuit panel allows the Trump administration to block funding. https://www.rferl.org/a/court-allows-trump-temporarily-halt-funding-to-radio-free-europe-voa/33403256.html This is a good summary of everything that happened this week: https://open.substack.com/pub/joyannreid/p/a-saturday-reid-everything-trump?r=9h4gx&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

It's 1,183 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. Trump is trying to pay himself with out money, demolished the entire East Wing of the White House, and may or may not stop all trade with Canada because they quoted Ronald Reagan. Other Titles Considered Spell Crypto Speedrun Any% Fascism Kennedy’s Farm Upstate Bullet-catch gone Wrong Special Show Links: Blaming Democrats, Johnson won’t bring House back to pay air traffic controllers https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/10/23/congress/johnson-house-air-traffic-control-00620225 Trump exposed a 'loophole' to demolish the White House East Wing. Here's what we know. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/23/trump-white-house-east-wing-demolition-explained/86837471007/ Trump says all Canada trade talks ‘terminated’ over ad criticising tariffs https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/24/trump-says-all-canada-trade-talks-terminated-over-ad-criticising-tariffs?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Gaza authorities accuse Israel of stealing organs from released Palestinian bodies https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20251017-gaza-authorities-accuse-israel-of-stealing-organs-from-released-palestinian-bodies/ Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/us/politics/trump-justice-department-compensation.html

It's 1,192 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. This week, we prepare for the second national No Kings Protests, and possibly the enactment of the Insurrection Act. Also, the Trump family continues to swindle Americans out of good, honest money, and they might be doing live fire tests of missiles in California. Other Titles Considered Generational Train Enthusiasts Matador Realty The Suns Never Set Special Show Links: ‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146 Stephen Miller House for sale https://www.redfin.com/VA/Arlington/4283-38th-St-N-22207/home/11229432 Why is Barron Trump being accused of ‘insider trading’? Crypto short around China tariff decision sparks row https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/why-is-barron-trump-being-accused-of-insider-trading-crypto-short-around-china-tariff-decision-sparks-row-101760400954565.htm Trump’s Argentina bailout enriches one well-connected billionaire https://popular.info/p/trumps-argentina-bailout-enriches Supreme Court seems poised to further undercut the Voting Rights Act https://www.npr.org/2025/10/15/nx-s1-5575101/scotus-voting-rights-arguments

It's 1,198 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. This week, the government continues to collect our taxes and pay the members of Congress, but is closed. In the meantime, they're treating US Airbases like an AirBnB and using Texan National Guard to invade Chicago. Other Titles Considered Hypothetical Story Time Hegseth Grooming Standards Transwhite People Special Show Links: Johnson says House will remain closed until shutdown ends https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5549384-johnson-house-closed-government-shutdown/ Citing fear of Democratic ‘vengeance,’ Curtis Yarvin says he may flee the U.S. https://sfstandard.com/2025/10/07/citing-fear-democratic-vengeance-curtis-yarvin-says-may-flee-u-s/ The Alliance of Qatar and China Is Dangerous to the U.S. https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/the-alliance-of-qatar-and-china-is-dangerous-to-the-u-s/ Pentagon will build a training facility for Qatari pilots in Idaho https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/pentagon-build-training-facility-qatari-pilots-idaho-126417396 Israeli cabinet ratifies Gaza ceasefire, captive exchange deal with Hamas https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/9/israel-confirms-signing-phase-one-of-gaza-ceasefire-deal-with-hamas

It's 1,211 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. Things simply won't stop happening, but this week its largely silly & useless things. Trump blamed antifa for issues with a teleprompter and an escalator. Pete Kegstand decided that next week is a great time for almost all of the US Military leadership to gather in one place. Other Titles Considered Kirk Memorial Grindr Outage Nuru Mossad FBEyeballs Sees All Special Show Links: Nexstar and Sinclair got hit in the Jimmy and put him back on the air: https://apnews.com/article/jimmy-kimmel-sinclair-affiliates-40489e9058a609029ebcb2ef894221e9 Justice Dept officials' statements on Luigi Mangione broke court rules, judge says https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/justice-dept-officials-statements-luigi-mangione-broke-court-rules-judge-says-2025-09-24/ No evidence Erika Kirk was involved with child trafficking in Romania https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/09/25/erika-kirk-child-trafficking/ Former FBI Director James Comey indicted days after Trump demanded his DOJ move 'now' to prosecute enemies https://abcnews.go.com/US/former-fbi-director-james-comey-indicted-days-after/story?id=125935658

It's 1,218 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. Other Titles Considered Hell’s Femboys FBEyeballs Saudi Friendship Day Special Show Links: 13 Injured in Two Separate Mass Shootings at Minneapolis Homeless Encampments https://people.com/13-injured-two-mass-shootings-minneapolis-hom eless-encampments-11811356 2 Mississippi men were found hanging from trees. What we know about both death investigations https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2025/09/18/2-mississippi-men-found-dead-hanging-from-trees-delta-state-univeristy-vicksburg-what-w e-know/86217264007/ Unraveling rumor bill would let Marco Rubio revoke passports for criticizing Israel https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/unraveling-rumor-bill-let-marco-110000645.html?guccounter=1 Politicians get rich while we suffer - so I helped bring down our government in 48 hours https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg9n760gddo

It's 1,225 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. In the meantime, a blogger has involuntarily retired, the president blamed a boogeyman with no evidence, and 4chan flamewars had a real-world impact for the first time. Other Titles Considered Birthright Recruiting Talking Points USA Prove Me Wrong Special Show Links: Supreme Court Just Legalized Racial Profiling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ERPT3tZTSc This week, there were 8 mass shootings resulting in 5 deaths and 30 injuries https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting Charlie Kirk shooting suspect identified and taken into custody https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-death-09-12-25\ Charlie Kirk in his own Words https://zeteo.com/p/charlie-kirk-in-his-own-words?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

It's 1,232 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. In the meantime, Superishman could hack it at ICE training. Also, Donnie was radio silent for 5 days and the whole world waited with baited breath for the best news of the century only to be disappointed by the man himself speaking live in front of the press. Maybe next time. Other Titles Considered Epstein Trump Pipeline Cwevewand Cwime Poke County Possum Special Show Links: Judge rules Trump’s use of US military in LA illegal https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ju dge-rules-trump-us-military-134636194.html  Judge reverses Trump administration’s cuts of billions of dollars to Harvard University https://apnews.com/article/harvard-trump-federal-funding-bdde8f529f01b96d5521d0e248e8fc6c?user_email=771d6ac6f68b6f16a377b68580932f4fe424df3070eb4ee06aa6a3339c36a9c2 Florida to end vaccine mandates for children as state’s surgeon general likens them to ‘slavery’ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/03/florida-vaccine-mandate?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Anti-porn group that pressured Steam and Itch.io adult game delistings says it goes after games it doesn't like 'even when they are not illegal' https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/legality-is-not-the-defining-factor-anti-porn-group-that-pressured-steam-and-itch-io-adult-game-delistings-says-itll-go-after-any-games-it-doesnt-like-even-when-they-are-not-illegal/

It's 1,239 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case.  In the meantime, Democratic Governors are really pissing off Donny Boy and we love it. Trump continues to demonstrate his utter derision for our troops by having the National Guard spread mulch and pick up trash as part of his "de-criming" of DC. Other Titles Considered Shots and Prayers Rattle Can Decor Consent is Kink Special Show Links: DeSantis: Florida is wiping all asphalt art, from rainbows to ‘Back The Blue’ https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/26/desantis-florida-is-wiping-all-asphalt-art-from-rainbows-to-back-the-blue/ Denmark summons US envoy over claims of interference in Greenland https://apnews.com/article/denmark-greenland-us-trump-6c9544314792cf1e287e21af06111c1e Court finds Trump’s tariffs an illegal use of emergency power, but leaves them in place for now https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-appeals-court-b714cfc8dff51289b1d5291f46d71f3f

It's 1,246 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case.  In the meantime, things are looking pretty dumb. Texas has illegally redistricted, in the hopes they can artificially remove Democratic representatives from Congress. Certain political scientists are positing that their hasty, ill-planned districts might end up biting them in the ass, but this remains to be seen. California has a response to basically do the same thing Texas did in response, but none of this will likely survive court. Other Titles Considered Congressional Brunch Tallboy Backshots Temu Twitter Special Show Links: What to know about the legal battles over redistricting in Texas and California https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/what-know-about-legal-battles-over-redistricting-texas-california-2025-08-22/ A Texas County Cuts Over 100 Polling Sites as Trump Attacks Mail-In Voting Nationally https://www.propublica.org/article/tarrant-county-texas-polling-sites-early-voting-cuts Intel announces $8.9 billion investment from US government, which will own 9.9% of chipmaker https://finance.yahoo.com/news/intel-announces-89-billion-investment-from-us-government-which-will-own-99-of-chipmaker-180452175.html?guccounter=1 Read and listen to Ghislaine Maxwell’s interviews with the Justice Department www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/ghislaine-maxwell-told-doj-she-did-not-see-trump-act-in-inappropriate-way-read-the-interview-transcripts Roblox faces scrutiny after banning YouTuber ‘Schlep' amid ongoing controversy  https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/roblox-faces-scrutiny-after-banning-youtuber-schlep-amid-ongoing-controversy/3813124/

It's 1,261 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. This week we continue to have issues discussing the news, because it all sucks or doesn't actually mean anything. An old man walks on a roof to avoid being outed as a rapist, the Canadians do anti-war-crimes... anyway, here's Wonderwall. Other Titles Considered Krispy Gnome Uppers and Dialators Dumb Earth Theory Short Willie Long Special Show Links: Trump removes Billy Long as IRS commissioner, giving him the shortest-ever tenure in the role https://apnews.com/article/billy-long-out-as-irs-commissioner-3dbf8315a69a320b91ae629dab41b159 Trump takes unusual stroll on White House roof, continues to avoid Epstein file release https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-ways-spend-money-white-house-roof/story?id=124385658 Canada are the good guys https://www.canada.ca/en/global-affairs/news/2025/08/canadian-armed-forces-air-drop-humanitarian-assistance-in-gaza.html Tucson City Council rejects Project Blue data center amid intense community pressure https://azluminaria.org/2025/08/06/tucson-city-council-rejects-project-blue-amid-intense-community-pressure/ 

It's 1,268 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have very little faith that will be the case. This week the show runs a little long, but things pick up in the second half, roughly minute 56. Start there for real shit, but listen all the way through for our usual dissociative waffling. Other Titles Considered Matthew 14:88 Not Enough Ballroom The Guilted Age Psalms 109 Special Show Links: The ICJ Rules That Failing to Combat Climate Change Could Violate International Law https://www.wired.com/story/the-icj-rules-failing-to-combat-climate-could-be-a-violation-of-international-law/ Trump's EPA wants to eliminate regulation for greenhouse gases https://www.npr.org/2025/07/29/nx-s1-5482966/trump-climate-change-epa Trump fires labor statistics boss hours after the release of weak jobs report https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/trump-orders-firing-bls-commissioner-weak-jobs-report-rcna222531 The First Widespread Cure for HIV Could Be in Children https://www.wired.com/story/the-first-widespread-cure-for-hiv-could-be-in-children/

It's 1,275 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Administration, provided the US Constitution still exists then. In the meantime, Ghislaine Maxwell is pursuing a pardon/immunity over the Epstein files, seeing as people can't be sent to prison for evidence that definitely doesn't exist, and turned in over 100 names in a partial immunity deposition (tf?!). Also, Micro Johnson made headlines in the new South Park episode and decided that the House August recess begins in July now. Other Titles Considered Partial Temporary Immunity Fascism Any Percent Speedrun Jizz Hands Head for HR Special Show Links: House speaker starts August recess early to avoid Jeffrey Epstein votes https://ground.news/article/house-speaker-starts-august-recess-early-to-avoid-jeffrey-epstein-votes_e51710?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share Ghislaine Maxwell talked about ‘100 different people’ during DOJ’s Epstein interview, lawyer says https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-interview-lawyer-doj-b2796295.html Columbia University agrees to pay more than $220M in deal with Trump to restore federal funding https://apnews.com/article/columbia-trump-deal-00eef5dca9f003e593d2cb151f5cce17?user_email=771d6ac6f68b6f16a377b68580932f4fe424df3070eb4ee06aa6a3339c36a9c2 Our vanishing infrastructure is bad for our mental health https://medium.com/blog/the-vanishing-infrastructure-of-our-emotional-wellbeing-e41289cbe76a

It's 1,282 days until the legally defined end of Trump’s second term, and we’re getting more and more concerned about the democratic establishment writ large. Trump has already threatened to “fix” New York’s elections if he doesn’t like the mayoral victor, and the GOP are already looking to re-draw district lines to remove Democrats from Congress. Other Titles Considered Viet Conga Line Trad Waifu It's Too Hairy Special Show Links: Trump’s $1.1 Billion Cuts to NPR, PBS Pass Republican-Controlled House https://www.thewrap.com/trump-cuts-npr-pbs-pass-republican-house/ Schiff, Warren demand to know if CBS is ending Stephen Colbert's 'Late Show' for 'political reasons' https://www.foxnews.com/media/schiff-warren-speculate-cbs-ending-stephen-colberts-late-show-political-reasons.amp Trump, 79, Had Emergency Heart Tests Because of Swollen Legs https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-had-emergency-heart-tests-because-of-swollen-legs/ Mike Johnson Says GOP Should Put “Everything Out There” on Epstein, Then Votes No to Release Epstein Info https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/mike-johnson-says-gop-should-put-everything-out-there-on-epstein-then-votes-no-to-release-epstein-info

It's 1,289 days until the legally defined end of Trump's second term, and we're getting more and more concerned about the democratic establishment writ large. Trump has already threatened to "fix" New York's elections if he doesn't like the mayoral victor, and the GOP are already looking to re-draw district lines to remove Democrats from Congress. Other Titles Considered Tommy Commie Tatas NOAA’s Ark Pam’s Empty Binder Special Show Links: Ag Secretary says able-bodied Medicaid recipients should replace immigrant farm workforce https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/08/congress/rollins-says-able-bodied-medicaid-recipients-should-replace-immigrant-farm-workforce-00442065 Trump says US must send more weapons to Ukraine, days after ordering pause in deliveries https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-drone-attacks-c7a1bf1a28ecd2853c037f1864ef7edc Alligator Alcatraz firm donated to Florida GOP before getting a contract https://www.yahoo.com/news/alligator-alcatraz-firm-donated-florida-115900977.html Man with an assault rifle killed after shooting at a Border Patrol facility in Texas https://apnews.com/article/mcallen-texas-border-patrol-shooting-8241ec60d26e54d7582a7e77f6ece01e

It's the 249th Independence Day. The Podcast crew is off celebrating, but we figured we'd drop a message to keep the feed active. Let's look at the foundational documents that formed the Republic and ask: Will the United States survive as a democracy for 250 years? If not, what should go into the next Declaration against this modern tyranny? Other Titles Considered RIP USA It was a good run The New Founders War Special Show Links: The Declaration of Independence: https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO00/20220929/115171/HHRG-117-GO00-20220929-SD010.pdf  The Constitution: https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf Common Sense: https://loveman.sdsu.edu/docs/1776ThomasPaine.pdf  Federalist Papers: https://guides.loc.gov/federalist-papers/full-text H.R.1 The OBBB: https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1/text 

It's 1,303 days until the legally defined end of Donald Trump's second presidential term. Sadly, all forms of legal definition and enforcement have lost all meaning in roughly 6 years (counting from his first term). The question now stands: will the United States survive as a democracy until then? If not, what new horrible form will it take? Other Titles Considered SCROTUM Beef Pee Nut Up Angry ICE Special Show Links: U.S. Supreme Court limits nationwide injunctions, in case on Trump birthright citizenship order https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/scotus-opinion-trump-casa-1.7572403 Supreme Court pauses district court order preventing immigrants from being deported to third-party countries https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/06/supreme-court-pauses-district-court-order-preventing-immigrants-from-being-deported-to-third-party-countries/ What we know about US strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg9r4q99g4o House shelves effort to impeach Trump over Iran strikes https://apnews.com/article/trump-impeachment-al-green-684036326d3f80d6c7cdc167f2d508c3 Zohran Mamdani beats Cuomo in NY Dem Primary https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/25/nyc-mayor-zohran-mamdani-means-for-democrats/84350378007/