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Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!
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We’re heading straight into the Appalachian Mountains armed with caffeine, chaos, and zero survival skills. This week, we tackle some of the strangest lore the mountains have to offer: the growly, grumpy Whompus Cat, the out-of-this-world Flatwoods Monster, and a few other creepy legends hiding in the hollers. Between laughing too hard and mildly terrifying ourselves with farm animals, we each share a spooky story that’ll make you question every noise outside your window. Sit back, grab your ...
Grab your blanket and settle in, because this porch talk isn’t for the faint of heart! In this halerious dark episode, we kick things off with some killer scary movie trivia to test your horror IQ, from slashers to psychological thrillers. Then, we crank the creepy up a notch with a round of twisted “Would You Rather” questions that are equal parts gory and mind-bending. It’s eerie, it’s ridiculous, it's funny, and it might just make you question your sanity… but hey, that’s all part of...
We are continuing on with our spooktacular October weirdness with the one, the only........... Edgar Allan Poe. Light a candle, grab your raven, and join us as we go through the eerie corridors of his beautifully twisted mind. From lost loves to literary shade-throwing, we’re digging into the heartbreak, horror, and hilariously gothic drama behind the man who made melancholy an art form. Was Poe cursed, crazy, or just extremly dramatic? Either way, it’s a descent into delightful darkness you ...
Some objects are pretty, some are practical… and some come with a side of doom. In this episode, we chat about three of the most famous “why would you even touch that?” items out there. The Dybbuk Box, basically a wine cabinet with trust issues, the Busby Chair, a seat you definitely don’t want to get comfortable in, and the Hope Diamond, a sparkling rock that may be more bad luck than bling. From ghostly legends to bizarre accidents, we’ll unpack the strange stories behind these cursed curio...
Batten down the hatches, because this episode sails straight into the fog-drenched legends of the sea. Where ghost stories and blood-soaked history collide. First up: the Flying Dutchman, the cursed phantom ship doomed to roam the oceans forever, a spectral omen of death whispered about by sailors who swore they saw its glowing silhouette on stormy nights. Then we drop anchor with none other than Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard, the terrifying pirate captain who braided slow-burning ...
Another unscripted porch ramble—where the weather gets its obligatory mention, public vs. homeschool somehow sneaks into the mix, toss in a rundown of the TV shows currently rotting our brains (in the best way), plus a handful of other odd little detours, and a dozen other stray thoughts wander through. No plan, no script, just us talking until we realize we have talked too long! Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold ...
In part two of our look at things we just don’t understand, we cover it all—from the way GPS somehow works to the strangeness of temperature and why smiling is way weirder than it seems. We get into animal migration, a mystery that feels more like magic than biology, and then head to cemeteries—because honestly, people keep dying, but there never seem to be new graveyards. So… where are all the bodies going? Toss in a handful of other oddities, and you’ve got another episode full of curiositi...
This week we’re sailing back in time (and dodging volcano ash) to talk about two of the most famous disasters in history—Pompeii and the Titanic. But don’t expect the same old history lecture! We’re digging up the weird, surprising, and “wait, seriously?!” facts you probably haven’t heard before. From the strange ways Pompeii’s people and pets were preserved, to Titanic’s little-known aftermath, eerie coincidences, and bizarre facts that you never knew—you’ll come away with new details that m...
In this episode, we dive into the world of true crime and share a collection of strange, chilling, and unforgettable facts. Some may not be so true crimey, but some fun facts about this fascinating world. From unsettling details about infamous cases to surprising moments hidden in criminal history, we’re exploring the darker side of reality that continues to fascinate and disturb. Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us...
This Porch Talk has a new twist—Ash’s daughter joins us as our guest! We throw some questions her way, and she gives us honest, funny, and sometimes unexpected answers. It’s a mix of casual conversation, a little back-and-forth roasting, and plenty of porch-side laughs. Think of it as a laid-back family hangout with a mic running—no script, no filter, just good vibes. Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reas...
Buckle up, buttercup!! We’re hopping in our imaginary time machine and cruising from the 1950s all the way to the 2010s. We’re talking cigarettes for medicine, the threat of nuclear war, pagers, cassette tapes and those good ole CD's. We drool over retro tech, reminisce about the good ol’ days of VHS tapes and dial-up internet, and get way too sentimental about the neon chaos of the 90s. Also, can we talk about how the 70s–90s were basically a rainbow explosion… and now everything’...
In this episode of, we dive into two unsettling legends that blur the line between myth and reality. First, we uncover the haunting true story of Charlie No-Face, a man turned into a living urban legend after a tragic accident left him disfigured. Then, we explore the eerie origins of Slender Man — the faceless figure born from internet forums who found his way into real-world fears. From online horror to roadside whispers, we unravel how these tales grew, twisted, and took on li...
In this chilling part 2 of our dive into Ed and Lorraine Warren's legacy, we explore some of their most well-known—and debated—cases. First up: the infamous Annabelle doll. Was she really possessed, or just the stuff of Hollywood legend? Then, we head across the pond to explore the chilling events of the Enfield poltergeist, one of the UK’s most documented hauntings—and one where the Warrens' involvement has been questioned. We’ll also touch on how these real-life cases inspired major motion ...
Before they became household names in the world of the paranormal, Ed and Lorraine Warren were just two people drawn together by something… otherworldly. In this episode, we dive into how the Warrens first met, what sparked their shared obsession with the supernatural, and the details of their very first case as a team. From love to legends, we trace the roots of their haunted journey — including the creation of their infamous Occult Museum, home to some of the world’s most cursed and controv...
Pull up a chair and join us for another laid-back porch chat where no topic is off limits! As always, we kick things off with a little weather talk (because it wouldn't be porch talk without it), then wander through a few new farm stories—some funny, some frustrating, and one that might involve a runaway goat. We also open up about the realness of motherhood and the stay-at-home mom life—the joys, the chaos, the moments that melt your heart, and the ones that make you question everythin...
In this chilling episode, we dig deep into two of America's most infamous toxic towns—Centralia, Pennsylvania, and Love Canal, New York. From underground coal fires that have been burning for decades to suburban neighborhoods built on buried chemical waste, we uncover the eerie history, environmental disasters, and the human toll left behind. It's a haunting journey through abandoned streets, poisoned soil, and the long-lasting consequences of industrial negligence. Buckle up—this episode is ...
In this episode, we dive into the woo-woo and the whoa, wait—what?! as we explore the fascinating world of psychic abilities. We’re talking about way more than just clairvoyance. We cover the whole intuitive gang: clairvoyance, clairaudience, clairsentience, claircognizance, clairalience (yep, smelling spirits is a thing), and more. We also talk about some of our experiences—some of which might just give you chills (in the best way). Then, we take a fun turn into the more out-there...
For our 2 year mark (eeeeeek!!!!!) we decided to do a longer one! In this bone-chilling true crime episode, we dive into the twisted lives of two of America's most prolific serial killers—Charles Cullen and Donald Harvey—men who earned the horrifying nickname "Angels of Death." Under the guise of compassion, these killers used their positions in the medical field to take the lives of countless patients. We unravel the disturbing patterns, the shocking red flags hospitals ignored, and the dark...
Pull up a chair and settle in for another chaotic episode of Porch Talk, where the breeze is light, the coffee’s strong, and the conversation wanders wherever it pleases. This time, we’re diving into our memories (as in we cant remember anything), sharing some tales from farm life, and chatting about the wonders and weirdness of ChatGPT. It's unscripted, unfiltered, and unmistakably us. Come laugh, and ramble with us! Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the ...
Step right into the time machine, because in this episode we’re diving headfirst into the strange and slightly horrifying things people used to do back in the day. From bleeding yourself out to “cure your illness,” to turning your living room (excuse us—parlor) into a funeral zone, history definitely had a flair for the dramatic. We’ll also cough through the era of cigarette ads that promised better health and explore the very unhygienic ways people used Lysol (spoiler: it was NOT for cleanin...
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