To close out Season Two, and indeed the Our Bottom Podcast, join us as we take you on a trip to a hell of a town full of peculiarly jaundiced people in our quest to show our unique brand of love to The Simpsons. See. Our. Vest.
Join us as Thom establishes some ground rules to keep the others in check, Alex receives a stern telling off from our very special guest James (from the Illage Vidiots Podcast) and Nick's Show & Tell warp speeds the FOUR of us on the Millennium Falcon to discuss Star Wars. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as cuckolding, the bathing methods in Disney's 'The Lion King' and catastrophic bowel movements. It's a vile one, but we like it.
Join two-thirds of us again, as Nick brings out his inner smooth operator, and Thom egregiously steals content from other podcasts. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as teacher-child violence, zombie apocalypses and the premeditated attacks of chickens on elephants.
Join us as Nick waves farewell to his criminal friend, Alex gushes over the unlikely revival of Thanet as a live music venue, and Thom's Show & Tell celebrates the loud and colourful world of the Eurovision Song Contest. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as our dedication to social media, Nick's delusion to the concept of audio editing, and the long-awaited return of Alex's dead cat.
Join us as Nick expresses his unbridled excitement for the world of Franz Kafka, Thom defends himself from a rampaging Nick regarding the last episode, and Alex takes us on a Show & Tell journey to Seattle, as he discusses the world of Frasier Crane. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as the intricacies of the Welsh language, the intricacies of the Czech language, and cat murder. We'd like to say no animals were harmed in the making of this episode but two of them died.
Join two-thirds of us as Alex takes us on a memorable trip to Germany and Thom delves into the creative writing side of Reddit. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as the black market of the differently abled, the phenomena of human advertising, and of course, the aforementioned Fuhrer.
Join us as Alex boasts about his palette for spice, Thom reads an email from a mystery consumer, and Nick completely fails to explain his love of Batman in this edition's 'Show and Tell' segment. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as gender identity, the harsh but fair world of 50:50 quizzes and... how to put this delicately... pigs having a rumble.
Join us as Alex challenges the finer points of sonic art/noise music, Nick finds a problem with schools (other than the obvious one of employing... him), and Thom runs his first Show & Tell section on the magical world of Disney. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as cheese ghosts, the power couple of Ewan McGregor and Cheryl Tweedy, and how to (not) cause offence... again.
Join us as Alex brings us a second helping of fanmail from Wales (which is NOT in England, Alex), Nick celebrates our 1% of Canadian listenership with a tale of Canuck crime and intrigue, and Thom attempts to take us back in time 100 years but is interrupted by French dogs, and... The Incident. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks as colostomy bags, conmen and the origins of Mrs. Doubtfire's accent.
Join us as Thom raises awareness of the endemic bird and rodent drug problem in the US, Nick demonstrates a frightening lack of basic golfing terminology despite regularly playing the sport, and Alex whisks us away to Ally Pally as his 'Show & Tell' segment explains his love of darts. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as Dragon's Den, Nick's criminal neighbour and how life would be very different if Heath Ledger's Joker in 'The Dark Knight' was in fact... a seagull.
Join us as Alex willingly infuriates Thom by suggesting bees and fish are the same thing, Thom regales us all with a sad story about a steak, and Nick brings his passion for Bond into our new 'Show & Tell' segment. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks, such as head surgery, how to use pop music to expertly deliver a eulogy, and fingering animals.
Go back in time with us to the heady days of November 2022. We receive our first piece of... fanmail (?) from sunny Hampshire, Nick has his mind blown by the concept of Graham's Number (right up until he decides he doesn't give a toss), and we establish links between Button Moon and Rammstein. We're back and ready to spout shite.
Recorded on location in sunny Leeds, the lads get together after their extended summer break to chat nonsense and make overly ambitious plans for how to continue. With talk of prostate exams, what not to say in a lift, the Eurovision Song Contest and much more, this marked the first time all three had been in the same room at the same time for years, so things got a little strange. Helped in no small part by the preceding night's wine, FIFA, and Nick's insistence at loudly listening to pornography.
The three.... knobheads bring the curtain down on the first season of Our Bottom. Looking back at some of the best bits and continuing to baffle each other with more shite, the world needs a break for a few months. See you again in the Summer!
The three uncontrolled balls of rage revisit the topic of hate. As well as urinary tract infections, fake *insert profession here* pornography and querying the internet connection of the average Uzbek. Honestly the best way we could have rounded off a season of moods and emotions.
The three vile creations discuss the horrors of shock and disgust. As well as naval mines, Midlands cows and Jason's Technicolour Dreamcoat.
The three optimists excitedly talk about hope and hopefully talk about excitement. As well as Seal's 'exotic' background, Darth Vader's little-known appearance on 90's television and an obscene amount of blasphemy.
The three barbarians discuss wrath. As well as the trials and tribulations of bakers in West Yorkshire, how not to de-escalate a situation with a smelly stranger, and a comprehensive list of Europe's busiest airports.
The three narcissists discuss the concept of pride. As well as interrogating bees, Alex's relationships with afflicted pub regulars and exploiting dead relatives for fame and fortune.