Our Secret Bookshelf

Hallopeen by Holly WildeJoin Faith and Jaylynne as they learn new Halloween Legends…and that they will always make sure all the candy is out of the bowl by midnight.OSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Sea son 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at Maisie Ann to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)Her field gets plowedJoin Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at MaisieAnn to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books weshould read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know whenfuture Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join us as Jaylynne discovers why she will never use a spatula at Faith’s house again…Rake by Nicole ParkerOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they come back to the word of sentient cutlery.Spooned by Ruth CardelloOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they redundantly complain about the redundancy of this redundant book.Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow OSB Rating = 2If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they have vastly different ratings of this splatterpunk book****WARNING – This book is VERY graphic and while we don’t talk A LOT about the graphic parts, we do share a few things that maybe disturbing.Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps by Layla MoonOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they dissect the lives of three elves looking for some orc fun..both small and large orc fun… 😉Girls Weekend by C.M. NascostaOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they read the *REAL* Captain America origin story!Forked by Ruth CardelloOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they learn how desensitized they truly are to reading WTF books!Slurp by Georgia RayneOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they discuss what is “the pill” for…Gatorly Ever After by Rhea FoxOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we questions how many gallons-per-minute the kool-aid man unloads! (OH YEAH!)Cold Sweat by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne we revisit ourfavorite Irish brothers and serial killer ladies. Butcher and Blackbird, Leather and Lark, and Scythe and Sparrow by Brynne WeaverOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they discuss the most expensive “one night stand”Banging my Birthday Bear by Holly WildeOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what the F*** is happening in the last chapter of this book. Squeak by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder how fluffernutting connects to the Peep world-building and lore. Mating with Mallows by Nora NoodleOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know whenfut ure Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn how PHAT a Furby can be. Faulty by Nicole ParkerOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023) 

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we really hate on this book; almost as much as we hated John.The Horny Leprechaun by Nikita KingOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what happens to the other 7-13 inches…Robo-Dong Deluxe by Fannie TuckerOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we follow a twisted fairy tale of contraband and hearts. A Very Messed-up (Fucked-Up) Valentine’s Tale by J.A. Kazimer OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn if Faith’s cats are Demonic. How to Tell Your Cat About Trump by Breaking Burgh OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)