Out The Gayte

It's that time of the year where the boys leave their loved ones at home, sneak into the podcast studio on Christmas morning, pop open a bottle and swap gifts. There are some doozies under the tree, and the boys are very merry and VERY gay. Plus we look forward to 2026 and share our hopes and dreams for the new year. Merry Christmas, Gaytors! Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the final main pod of 2026 - and there's so much to cover off! First up, has anyone else ever put the metal cage from a champagne bottle over their private parts? No?! Just Brad?! Chris has a warning for anyone using Facebook Marketplace after he was scammed trying to buy a trailer. The boys are now all deep in the world of Heated Rivalry, and Matty wants to know if the horniest show on TV would appeal to straight men because of, you know, the sports. We look back at some of the standout Hotties from 2025 and award an official Hottie of the Year. And we've chucked the Google Doc into ol' ChatGPT and have the Officially Unofficial Out The Gayte Wrapped. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas is here and the boys have cracked open a cold one for the penultimate episode of 2025. We go full boomer this week with our gripes - including loud BYOs, bad drivers, and escalator hogs. Matty had some transport dramas trying to get to a wedding in Canterbury last week - enter his hero Leanne. We talk erections (Christmas tree edition), and the importance of balls in the erection process. The boys are deeply invested in the horniest show of 2025 - the gay ice hockey love story that has set the world on fire. This is now a Heated Rivalry fan podcast. Speaking of gay sports stars, our favourite out football player Josh Cavallo has revealed he's in the process of mentoring other professional sports players struggling with their sexuality, and we're here for it. Plus we go through all the wrapped's - Spotify, Adult Toy Mega Store, Grindr. It's a data-filled poddy, and you're going to love it. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a big discussion to kick off this week's pod about wheelie bins, tow bars, and why Brad thinks Matty needs to get an engineer in to weld together a rig - it'll all make sense! Turns out we were lead astray and you actually can have peacocks on a residential property! There are gay sheep overseas and the boys are outraged on their behalf - BLATANT sheep homophobia is at play, and Out The Gayte won't stand for it. Why was Chris trying to take a photo of a stranger's hair at a concert over the weekend, and what made his partner Matt mad?! Plus we've got a brand new sting for our Hottie of the Week segment and it's a little...handmade. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bumuda Triangle is no more - with Matty moved, it’s more of a squiggly line. But boy oh boy do we have some stories from Matty’s move to the “farm”. He’s a cowboy now, don’t you know?! There are winners and losers in sport this week - first the NZ Breakers who have refused to wear a Pride flag. We're not happy, Jan. But there's a gorgeous story worth celebrating about a rugby game in Wales with a team of fierce queens competing in FULL drag. We award our Hottie of the Week to bisexual AFL player Mitch Brown who has taken part in a very sexy photo shoot. And we spitball some ideas for Pockets' own nude photo shoot - farm frolic anyone?! Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come crack open a cold one with the boys this week as the summer vibes are ON. First thing's first, we discuss the (not so) breaking news of the first openly gay Sexiest Man Alive - and we are here for him and his slutty little glasses. We told you about the Olympic athlete in hot water over his OnlyFans account, but he has now given the middle finger to his haters by revealing how much he's actually made. Brad needs to confront Matty about yet another driving offence in the neighbourhood. Chris came armed with a great story about the Lourve robbers, but has he fallen victim to a scam?! Plus Pockets got asked something over the weekend that has made him feel, well, straight. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The sun is shining and the boys are ready to declare - summer is here! There was only one way this episode was ever going to start, though, and that is with a deep dive into Matty and Brad's Tunnel Tour '25. Hear all about the bus nicknamed Black Beauty, the gorgeous guide named Ezra, the slight hiccup which resulted in a bout of hitchhiking, and the copious amounts of wine consumed. There's also a new Prime Minister in the Netherlands, and he's GAY! And he has a BOYFRIEND! And he's HOT! A former Olympian is in trouble after something he did on a plane. We are all a little frightened of AI and the misinformation it's spreading (and yet, we're utterly obsessed with the AI edits of Queen Elizabeth II). Plus Chris is ready to throw in the towel with something and he wants the support of the boys, so we all make a pledge by the end of the podcast. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Doc is full and the boys are energised this week - but first thing's first, what the hell happened at the big gay Halloween party?! Brad brings this week's Hottie of the Week via the new hit show Boots - and it has us reminiscing about our foray into male erotica. We have managed to get our hands on an advanced copy of the upcoming Kiwi Firefighters' calendar, so for the good of the Gaytors we naturally dissect each month. There's been an update on the Gay Games, and the next location is very close to home. Chris has an update for us on his journey to fatherhood - and it's GREAT news you won't want to miss.Plus why are Matty and Brad going into a dark tunnel together this weekend?!  Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you miss us?! We are BACK!It’s been a hot minute and there is so much to catch up on, including, but not limited to: Chris' European adventures, which involved him having to come out all over again  Matty's bad boy reputation now that he's got a tattoo Brad's new TV show obsession, which includes a peen count that you'll be very impressed by Plus Matty has a proposition for the boys as he puts a list together of 40 things to do before he turns 40.And we discuss the top who's set to take on ONE THOUSAND bottoms.  Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Once again Pockets and Brad have knocked one out of the park and come together for a record without fearless leader Chris on board to handle logistics this week. Straight out the gate (no pun intended) Brad needs to confront Matty about something his partner Karl witnessed this weekend - it involves a stop sign and a sprinkling of road rage. There's a couple of Hotties to discuss - first up are we about to see ALL of Kiwi actor KJ Apa in his upcoming movie? And are there nude photos of a former Glee star on the internet anywhere? AFL player Mitch Brown made history as the first openly LGBT+ player when he came out as bisexual recently - and you won't believe the powerful move he's now made. Matty went to a rural pub over the weekend and somehow ended up pouring pints behind the bar. Plus why did Pedro Pascal comment "yay gay" on his most recent Instagram post? The boys need your help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys had to start this week's episode with a gentle ribbing of Pockets who found himself the lead story on two major news publications after his disastrous weekend! One of us is about to go to Disneyland for the first time, one of us has been EIGHT times, and one swears he’ll never ever go - can you guess who’s who?! We discuss the news of Charlie Kirk's death, and the complicated feelings surrounding the whole event. There was a deep dive into the gay and inclusive rugby tournament - the Purchas Cup - and just how beautiful and successful it was. Plus why is there a straight man on TikTok rating famous men's "members"?! We're not mad, just curious. Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a lot in the doc this week for the boys to get through - and first thing's first, did Chris follow through with the challenge set for him to talk to his gym crush? You know we can't resist talking about The White Lotus - and with the news that the next season will be filmed in France, we start building our dream cast. We also have a few TV recommendations for you this week, including something for both the lesbians and the gays. Matty has a big dilemma involving an invite to a 30th birthday dinner, and we need your help! Plus former Deputy Prime Minister Grant Robertson has written a new book, and has posed a very interesting question: are we ready for a gay Prime Minsiter? Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Move over Sticky Bishops - there's a new fast food item taking the boys by the horns, so to speak. None of us are immune to a cheeky perv from time to time, but it turns Chris has been checking out someone he actually knows! So the boys have set him a challenge. There's not one, not two, but THREE hotties of the week - including the son of a very famous couple. Brad's been investigating elephants in Sri Lanka, and it turns out they're not opposed to a bit of man on man action in the animal kingdom. Plus was this Australian pop star flirting with Pockets?! We'll provide the evidence and let you be the judge. Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know it’s a good week on Out The Gayte when there’s not one, but two, Hotties of the Week, and we likey. We run through a list of things that just feel gay - like lying on your stomach on the phone. We toss around a few ideas for the title of ep, and of course one of them is Jonathan Bailey related. We’ve got two new words to add to your vocabulary - get ready to use dwerking and jelging in everyday conversations. Plus we reminisce about the early days of our relationships after one of Matty's colleagues went on their first ever date, and wondered if you need to immediately feel a spark. Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a LOT to catch up on this week - our Papi Chris is back from Mexico with everything that went down with his surrogacy journey. Firstly, how was the clinic's cuck chair, and what visual aids were available? But secondly, why a sea turtle felt like a message from on high. Brad, the master of words, teaches the boys about the phrase "crutch cruise", after he swung past the local skate park for a perv. There might be Swandris and Red Bands in Matty's future, but he needs advice from our rural Gaytors. We've got a fresh Hottie of the Week and let's just say thick thighs get the guys. Plus is an Out The Gayte on the cards for us?! Wait, no, we can't go making promises we can't keep...or can we?! Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A very proud moment this week, as the pairing most likely to pull pin on a podcast record manage to get together! Chris is away in Mexico kickstarting his journey to daddyhood, and we were excited to get a voice message from him! It was a stressful morning for Pockets, with his dog Otis going missing - find out where he ended up! Plus is Brad a lifesaver?! He was a first responder to an incident over the weekend, and it’s a pretty crazy story. We're obsessed with the very clever way a drag queen has called out JK Rowling. Plus, a new hottie of the week has us obsessed with luscious locks!  Follow us on Instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is big news on the pod this week - Chris has his bags packed ready to jet off to Mexico for the start of his journey to fatherhood! We get the full low down on what's involved, and the part that's already making him emotional. Matty had a big mix-up with his Uber Eats delivery while hungover on the couch - but if there's a silver lining, at least it didn't involve a Sticky Bishop. There's a new Hottie of the Week courtesy of Brad - all thanks to the new Happy Gilmore movie. Please welcome our favourite new crush Bad Bunny! One of our regular Gaytors is engaged, and it's got us all in the feels about this wee community.Plus you won't believe which celeb has released a new sex toy - and it's DOUBLE SIDED! Follow us on instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are strapped in, but it turns out Brad and Matty have been seeing a lot of each other recently. First there was the birthday dinner where Brad learnt something about Pockets that he's been hiding, and it got him very hot and bothered. Then the two of them had a date night Saturday night at Brad's house - and yes, it did involve a Sticky Bishop - but Matty needs to confess something. Chris brings a brand-new term to the table - soft swapping - but we think it might be more intimate than straight sex. Plus, apparently there's a hot new city for the gays, and it's right here in Aotearoa - but you'll never guess where! Follow us on instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys, perhaps for the first time in Out The Gayte history, have followed through with something! The plans made it out of the group chat and the fellas headed along to the Falcons strip show fundraiser. But before that, there were pre-drinks at Brad's, and Chris found something in his bathroom that he's never mentioned to us before now. Speaking of bathrooms, you will not believe what was found in the locker rooms after swim club last week - it is shocking, and Brad SWEARS it's not his. Plus Matty's become an accidental auctioneer, but maybe he should've had a couple less beers before he picked up the gavel.  Follow us on instagram @outthegayteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never heard the phrase “sticky bishop” before?! Don't stress - by the end of this episode, you'll have heard it 100 times. Matt y watched the rugby on the weekend as was suddenly very interested in the commentary after some wildly sexual innuendo. Speaking of rugby, we were very invested in Brad's story about the straight team mates who got a little...umm...gay in the locker rooms. The baby journey is continuing at light speed for Chris - so much so that he's off to Mexico in a matter of weeks to get up close and personal with a cup. Plus you won't believe who knocked on Pockets' door the other morning while he *ahem* enjoyed his own company.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.