For the first (but not last) time ever, the Phinnecky Podcast comes to you from a closed bar in NYC! Dr. Nasty brings breaks open the archives for a deep dive of Phinnecky Playoff History and I break down the ONE DECISION that each owner made that landed them either in the Playoffs or in the Losers Shit Show.
These are the weeks we dream about. ACTUAL STAKES. Wins and Losses define opportunities at the championship game and, yet, Lyle maybe slept in? I dunno. Cal fills in for his third week in a row and asks the great question... why do you think you can win when your team is such crap?
For his Bday, Cal only wanted two things: a Madden football video game and a Phinnecky pod where he gets to pick the topics. After finding Madden '94 on the OG Sega Genesis, this was the last box to check.
Do you like perfect football analysis from NFL veterans? Welp. We got a soon to be 8yr old telling us what fantasy moves we should make... and then farting. A lot. Click now for more!
Of course, Chase and Burrow go for 40 but the Ravens win anyway. Snake drops in to recap TNF, break down the Seahawks latest loss and participate in the first ever "New Head Coach Mock Draft."
In this SPOOOOKY completely non-Halloween themed episode of the Phinnecky podcast, Bliss complains about his season while Los Angeles explodes behind him to celebrate the Dodgers World Series.
East meets West as JP joins the pod during MNF to discuss which NFL teams are due to bounce back, what players are worth dropping all the FAAB and can Stef hang on to her dwindling lead on the West Conference of Phinnecky?
We're back and it's all about Russ vs Fields, Rodgers vs Father Time and how much did Zak pay a witch to tell him the future so he could secure the Josh Allen / Amari Cooper Stack!?! That and more (including wtf is Mrs. Dongles?)
Week 5 Preview coming in HOT with the best analysis available... my 7yr old son.
Week Two confirmed many of our fears. QBs passing numbers are down, Tush Push is BACK, #1 Draft Pick QBs are overrated, Alvin Kamara is still the best and the Saints/Stef+Kips CANNOT BE STOPPED?! Also Nasty predicts the Cougs to go UNDEFEATED? Are all Phinnecky Owners too stubborn to pick a new kicker? SHOULD BLISS JUST START OVER?! All that and too many cursewords on this Phinnecky Pod fresh off of MNF.
Derige jumps in to tell us kickers are gods, QBs are losers, the #1 pick is dead and all is normal in the world of Phinnecky heading into Week 2.
And just like that, the sixth season of Phinnecky Football is underway! Half the league hangs around post draft to mock Bliss for autodrafting the #1 pick and wonder how Stephanie forgot about draft day completely.
In this soon-to-be Emmy Award winning episode, Bliss tells us his plans for the #1 overall pick and nothing else. We don't mention dicks or balls, not even once. It's pretty great.
LaMark Jandrews wasn't just the worst team name of the season, it was also the Phinnecky 2023 Champion. How did Zak pull it off? Was it done in the draft or in the waivers? WHAT IS HIS SECRET SAUCE? Click play to find out more about Zak than you ever thought possible in the latest Phinnecky Strategy Series.
Nasty has something to say. Is it about the Cougs? Seahawks? Anthony Richardson's big dick?! Click and find out.
In the latest edition of the Phinnecky Strategy Series, we welcome Snake to talk Olympics and Preseason but, more importantly, we utilize the latest in research technology to determine who the 5x Champ will draft in the first round of the Phinnecky Draft.
In the first (maybe last) episode of our Phinnecky Summer Strategy Series, Bottom unveils the secret to his best season in five years.
Bottom and I recap the vibes of Anthony Edwards dethroning The Joker in a 20pt second half comeback while also wondering if the Blazers can find that kind of success in the upcoming NBA draft. I then forget what this pod is about and start talking about Jurassic Park. THIS IS THE OFFSEASON CONTENT YOU CRAVE!
The Phinnecky podcast comes a long way with Bliss and Emily informing the commish (myself) that MAYBE last week's pod could have been handled a little bit differently. Also we discuss why both the Seahawks and Broncos have shit odds to make the playoffs.
Bottom comes aboard the pod with takes and statements that are certain to surprise EVERYONE. Also, we discuss whether the Seahawks can handle a changing of the guard any better than the Blazers.