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This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WEDDING!? Jackie continues the transition out of 31 for 31, Holden's making Mean Girl-esque plans to sabotage the group of 'California Dads' at Wynnie's school so he's no longer the "fat" one, MJ brings dark news of the Chuck E Cheese near them droppin' booze of the menu, Jackie had a true kino filmic experience with M Night's "OLD" and surely will one day recover from another Shyamalanian twist, Holden and MJ report back their thoughts on "Deadpool & Wolverine"! Jackie is all caught up on "House of Villains" till the new episode drops, and Holden is ready for more NEW YORK after finishing his "Flavor of Love 2" watch along on Twitch! MJ and Jackie hear the call to return to "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" but aren't sure they want to answer to call. Holden is the only one still workin' on "Agatha All Along", but everyone can agree it's amazing, plus Jackie gives a brief review of "Heretic" from the theatre and more!!! Golden Bachelorette - HuluOld - PeacockDeadpool and Wolverine - Disney+House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockAgatha All Along - Disney+Heretic - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an article about how lonely seniors are now, Mariah has to listen to her own music to  bang, and Carey is on her Christmas tour and her kids are intermission performers, so it's a fully Careymerssive event!  There was a Dev Patel lookalike contest, but he didn't show up like thimethee did,  Jackie has begun the ritual and crafted her first Turkey dinner of the season,  Mattel's Wicked doll boxes have a WICKEDLY SALACIOUS PRINTING ERROR, plus much like the musical also feature a lot of girl girl action, and Jackie's gettin' pumped for the real Wicked movie while Holden's itching to see it with a nona, any nona!  Ariana Grande is trying to save the Tower of Terror in Orlando and it's swaying Jackie, but Holden REFUSES TO BOW TO HER despite Jackie having inside word she's super nice, which brings us to a COUNTERPOINT CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY CORNER  - YES JACKIE, ARIANA IS STILL EVIL plus a list of times celebrities volunteered information that we really really did not need to know, Blindz and SHOUT OUTSSSSS!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was based, but Holden brings it back to the screen with his review of Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" and then it comes back to the 1993 Pauly Shore classic "Son In Law" as all paths in life do.  Jackie makes a plea to the fans for some Christmas horror movie recommendations, and gives her thumbs up to "Emperor's New Groove" after not seeing it during her rebellious teen years. Max brings the dark takes of Florida nationwide with "It's Florida, Man" which gives a hilarious and horrifying visual reminder of how stupid people truly are, Jackie finally watched the movie "Bad Trip" and enjoyed it far more than she expected despite her hatred of pranks, Holden chunkin' up the new Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour and is watching a baseball documentary, which instantly makes Jackie audibly upset, unless it's the one about Dock Ellis pitching a 0 hitter on acid. MJ admits they owe Martha Stewart an apology after watching "Maratha", Jackie finished Penguin and having no Bats convinces the Bat-Burnt out Holden to give Penguin a chance, Jackie goes back to Taskmaster and Taskmaster Jr, plus this week of Talkin' TV wraps up with a journey back into the crypt of sadness known as the Golden Bachelorette! Thanksgiving - NetflixEmperor's New Groove - Disney+It's Florida, Man - MaxBad Trip - NetflixThe Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox - NetflixNo No: A Dockumentary - PeacockMartha - NetflixPenguin - MaxTaskmaster Series 17- Youtube, Channel 1Junior Taskmaster - Youtube, Channel 1Golden Bachelorette - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the magical warlock Mr. Piffles and his arcane master Piff The Magic Dragon while sippin' on a liquid headache, MJ Kicks off tales of Heidi Klum Halloweens past and Halloween present including her and Janelle Monáe both wearing E.T. costumes this year, while Jackie talks of the several breakdowns on her path to transforming into an amazing Greta Gremlin! MJ warns Holden against the dangers of metal straws and children, as Holden channels his hatred of endangered turtles and love of disposable straws into art. Mariah Carey, freed from her ice tomb beneath the surface of the moon, claims "It's time" and has begun to attempt to spread a virulent strain of holiday cheer via Mariah's Holiday Bar in five major US cities (which sadly for Jackie and Holden does not include LA), and Raffi, the man who brought us "Banana Phone" is on the search for love and MJ pleads not to be too vulgar about Raffi as he is a sexless being transcendent of light. Plus Campbells Soup is makin' savory candles and Jackie may fall prey to a stuffing scented candle while also making a plan to become a snackfluencer via a livestreamed Holden torture session on the next LPN Funhouse! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why Must Beyonce Always Be Thanked?!?! Big thanks to Queen Bey btw, then over on the LIST; Actors that had to dye their hair or change their appearance in order to get the roles they actually wanted! The Blindz and SHOUTS!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causing all of us to forget about THANKGIVING, Jackie heads off to the Boiling Isles to take in the magic of THE OWL HOUSE, and speakin' of witches Holden, Jackie, and MJ give an update on their Agatha All Along progress and there is BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF LOVE IS BLIND like not literally but OOO BOI IT'S A SLOPPY SLOPPITY MESS of a reunion episode. And keepin' with drama, Holden keeps headin' into the House of Villains, plus he also finally sat down with some steak and wine to enjoy 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' to meh reception, despite still being better than the last few Tim Burton films. Jackie can't find a place to watch the new Martha doc for free, but she's seen plenty of the fallout, and to fully end 31 for 31 Jackie ends her horror movie marathonin' with Anora! Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Owl House - Disney+Agatha All Along - Disney+Love is Blind Season 7 - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - YoutubeLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMartha - NetflixAnora - IN THE THEAHTAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to life with MISSING HOT DOGS at Costco and Knott's Scary Farms. Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition in Washington Square Park and attracts more than just admirers and it's THE POLICE, as well as possibly births an upcoming Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition, and a comment from MJ which leads to some Rat Boy vs Weasel Man discourse.  Tom FishFucker Cruise is trending and THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE PAGE 7 FROM BEING THE TRUE WHISTLEBLOWERS!! Jackie's chompin' at the wishbone for that Turkey Time as November approaches, Mariah Carey gets told NOT YET in her get out and vote promo, Stevie Nicks gave an amazing interview to Rolling Stone in which she told Katy Perry to STAY OFF THE INTERNET while giving Chappell Roan a warning to not burn themselves out early due that INSANE schedule. Speaking of Chappell, they called out that photographer AGAIN, this time at Olivia Rodrigo's movie premiere, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Vin Diesel and The Rock Secret Agents (But NOT Lovers)?!?! On The List - Celebrities who say they've lived in real haunted houses and it's got MJ asking some questions, Blindz and MOOOORE ON THIS HAUNTING HALLOWEeEeeEEeEEeEN!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie kicks things off with some terrifying tales of the grave from Golden Bachelorette, while Holden comes with a plan to cull all the parents of Golden Bachelorette contestants to avoid them dying during an episode and make it even more depressing somehow, Jackie finally got to see Orville Peck making her and MJ Peckin' cousins, everyone on Love is Blind continues to be a moron and we'll soon get an update on the insane drama in the upcoming reunion episode, MJ is getting spooky with Midsommar and Children of the Koᴙn plus Holden and Jackie's hype for Terrifier has MJ interested but all that sloppy slimy gore has 'em apprehensive!  What We Do In The Shadows returns for a final crepe season, Nosferatu is arriving this xmas and looks amazing, and MJ is taking the kids through classic Treehouse of Horror episodes, Jackie gives out some cheers and jeers, plus even more!  Golden Bachelorette - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMidsommar - MaxChildren of the Corn - AMC+Terrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluTreehouse of Horror - Disney+Tourist Trap - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 we're talkin' 'bout Diddy and JLo havin' people believing in the illuminati as MJ and Holden feel bad for ol' Jenny from the Block, Jackie brings news of North West's rizzling her mom with a couture Skibidi Toilet chain as well as the impending opening of a slime store at her local mall, Ariana Grande needs to provide RECEIPTS for her Elvira snub and her eyerolling non-apology statement, Cynthia Erivo is very upset by a fan edit of the Wicked poster removing her eyes cause the eyes are the windows to the house of the soul, Holden gets spooked by MJs house of haunted balloons and a cats tail, and Andrew Garfield went on 'Chicken Shop Date' and it was adorbz, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Shakira unable to lie because she is a WOODEN DOLL?! The List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV, Jackie once again opens the tome of sorrow known as the Golden Bachelorette and it continues to unleash a stream of depression as well as mournful cries from from Holden and MJ, Martha Stewart calls out both the Golden Bachelors AND Ina Garten and Jake Young from Wizbru's journey on The Floor continues on for at least another week and he even gets an chant from the audience! Holden brings up how the Netflix doc about the Menendez Brothers shows just how flawed the Ryan Murphy series is, and Jackie keeps it sad by recommending the total tearjerker The Wild Robot. Jackie finally finishes Gravity Falls and MJ gets Holden excited for getting to watch shows with Wynnie as she gets older, Jackie recommends Demons to but MJ worries Gideon ain't up for it. MJ had to space the OG Salems Lot out across 4 nights as it's 183 minutes, and also talk about their love for the Halloween series, and Jackie and Holden can't wait for them to get to Season Of the Witch! Jackie also comes in last minute with a few classic recommendations including Fright Night, as well as Vanessa 5000 and even more on this Talkin' TV!  Golden Bachelorette - HuluGastronauts - DropoutThe Floor Season 2 - Fox, HuluThe Menendez Brothers - NetflixThe Wild Robot - IN THE THEATAHHHHGravity Falls - Disney+Penguin - MaxDemons - ShudderThe Wicker Man (1973) - Amazon PrimeFright Night - MaxSalem's Lot (1974) - MaxVanessa 5000 - Dropout Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankfully her fam is doin' fine but still without power due to ole Milton, MJ's got the lip reader transcript of Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek's incredibly awkward encounter at a Balenciaga! show, once again there is Chappell Roan banter about pressures of fame as well as her TikTok's from this past weekend, Olivia Rodrigo got to meet Pesto the penguin so please send it to Holden and he'll tell you her falling in that pit was karma for meeting such a wretched beast, MJ GOT HIS ORVILLE PECK TICKETS! Jessica Chastain publicly tweeted out about her refund not being enough for her TV not working on her Jetblue flight and people on Twitter got maaaaaad (at Jessica ofc), Raw Dawgin' flights is the new trend no one asked for, but lets hope it leads to some personal self reflection, Mariah Carey REFUSES to be seen under overhead lighting, but that's not stopping her from getting the 30th anniversary of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' ready to drop like a nuclear weapon, Jackie Stewart's slinging turkey tips even tho IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, JACKIE, Burger King introduces A BIG SLOPPY DIP CUP of Hidden Valley Ranch, finally a ranch cup fit for a WHOPPER...Over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Secret Lives of Mormon Wives a PSY OP and an ad from BIG SODA TO KEEP US IN THEIR SUGARY CLUTCHES!?!? A List of unbelieve facts about pop music and the weirdos that make it, Holden comes in at the last moment with info on the new T Swift Era Tours Book to much roasting, the Blindz and even MOOOOOORE!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV things are gettin' spOoOooOooky and sad as they talk more 31 fer 31 that includes a gush from Jackie about the Terrifier trilogy spooking her enough to enter her nightmares, then gives her approval on VHS Beyond and MJ's 31 fer 31 includes Jennifer's Body but only after nerding out on some essays about it first, Holden's got some catching up to do to meet Jackie and MJ when it comes to Love is Blind's icky sticky SCANDALS! MJ had to bend the knee on The Golden Bachelorette, something many of the contestants have only dreamed of doing since 2014, and Holden also chooses to stop, leaving Jackie alone in a grey garden of loss and sorrow. Jackie absolutely LOVES the new Netflix romcom series "Nobody Wants This" MJ has thoughts regarding the way Judaism is portrayed, but still found it relatable and charming! Jake Young from WizBru is currently on the game show THE FLOOR on Fox!! Jackie reveals she will release her 31 for 31 and MORE!  Terrifier - PeacockTerrifier 2 - Amazon PrimeTerrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHVHS Beyond - ShudderJennifer's Body - Peacock, HuluLove is Blind Season 7- NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - NetflixThe Floor Season 2  WITH JAKE YOUNG- Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not telling us enough nuclear secrets in her book, Ariana Grande took a lie detector test and the rumor could be true that she doesn't believe in the moon landing, Megalopolis hit Jackie over the head with it's total insanity, Airheads came out with a scented foot spray to fRiGhTeN aWaY tHe BaD sMeLlS oOOOOoOooOoOOOooOOO!! MJ had a great time at their reunion and went to a real life midwest MALL! Dua Lipa is a fucking monster who drinks Diet Coke with Pickle Juice and Jalapeños, which gives MJ a flashback to Lindsey Lohan's disgusting as it sounds Pepsi and milk combo "Pilk", MomTok rises from the ashes of Kolob as SLoMM gets a second season over at Hulu, Holden shouts out Dick's Last Resort, a concept which makes MJ and Jackie want to cry at the thought of what would be said to them, Celine Dion teams up with the NFL for a Sunday Night Football promo and Spirit Halloween forces Jackie to process her HAWK TUAH ANGER due to their release of Hawk Tuah costumes, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Taylor Swift Murdered by her EVIL TWIN!?!?! On The List - Times Actors were so desperate for a role they begged, bargained and PLEADED! The Blindz and more on this week's Page 7. Stay safe out there! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden Jackie and MJ got some 31 fer 31 talk, the fallout from the new  Menendez Brothers show from Ryan Murphy, the new Salem's Lot really does nothing the TV series already did, Joker 2 is a total boring lengthy disaster, and Megalopolis is a hilarious nonsensical glorious mess.  Uzumaki's suffers from a drastic downward spiral in animation quality with it's second episode, spurring an executive to explain the slip in a now deleted tweet.  Holden is feeling Spooky Season and recommends 2022's Talk to Me, and the Golden Bachelorette continues to be a graveyard of sadness filled with depressed ghosts, Love is Blind returns and brings so much unnecessary drama to contestants being possibly not rail thin white people, and Jackie gives Nobody Wants This a shot and is fairly impressed! All that, and more on this week's Talkin' TV Monsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixSalem's Lot (2024) - MaxJoker: Folie a Deux - IN THE THEATAHHHHHMegalopolis - IN THE THEATAHHHHHUzumaki - NetflixTalk to Me - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witnessing the Tomatometer rating for Hook, Holden claims to be the subject of a deepfake making him appear to not care about Maggie Smith's death, Jackie declares war on Christian Girl Autumn, Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock being the absolute best pile of trash named Marjorie, Jackie unveils a cat face bikini top to begin her descent into Siwadom, Jackie's starting the Terrifier franchise for her 31 for 31 and MJ is aimin' for 15 for 31, The Detroit Bridgerton Ball is a flop, but at least the single stripper who was hired as entertainment was talented and Jackie gets BREAKING NEWS of "American Pickers" Star Frank Fritz's untimely death! MJ stands as boldly and strongly as Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair after being  outted as an Ancient Alien Head, and Lana Del Rey ties the knot with that swamp crawlin' gator man,and over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Katy Perry Cursed by NUNS!??!, in The List -  Celebrity slipups on social media that revealed way more than they ever intended, Blindz and Shoutzzzzz!!!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, Jackie, and MJ get into the gut-wrenching yet hilarious road trip captured in Will and Harper, causing everyone to reflect on their own experiences in rural areas of America, The Golden Bachelorette should just be named SAD MEN BEING SAD AND MAKING EVERYONE SAD! Adult Swim helps bring master horror manga creator Junji Ito's Uzumaki to the small screen with a 4 part series currently spiraling it's way onto Max. Jackie will scream it from the rooftops, WATCH THE SUBSTANCE, it has a great twist you WON'T see coming, MJ throws a call out for YOUR FEELINGS on the new Ryan Murphy incest show "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story." Jackie gives fat suited gross foot Colin Farrell as the Penguin a chance and loves it, and Holden's throwing out his rec of Netflix's new Vince McMahon doc "Mr. McMahon", Jackie slaps on down her rec of the new Saturday Night Live biopic "Saturday Night", while MJ is still lovin' Agatha All Along and MORE! Will and Harper - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluUzumaki - NetflixThe Substance - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMonsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixPenguin - MaxVince Mcmahon - NetflixSaturday Night - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn watching Agatha All Along, and MJ ponders if the new season of Interview with the Vampire is worth paying for AMC+.  More Momtoktalk as MJ and Jackie recap the final episode of SLoMM and how gross Jennifer Affleck's relationship comes across, and in keeping with weird religious relationships - the season premiere of SISTER WIVES dropped on Max.   The Golden Bachelorette had MJ BIG SAD and it's an absolute (wrinkly) sausage fest, Newest season of The Circle is out and it's gettin' trickier and Jackie gets slurped into Culinary Clash Wars, plus more!  Lisa Frankenstein - Amazon PrimeAgatha All Along - Disney+Interview with a Vampire - AMC+Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluSister Wives - Max, Discovery +The Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Circle - NetflixCulinary Clash Wars - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessions to make, the newest Jane's Addiction  tour ending abruptly with an on stage nonsensical old man fight.  Some VMA chat including Jackie givin' it up for Space Lifeform kissin' Sabrina Carpenter, T SWIFT FINALLY ENDORSED KAMALA after the Debate and it has D Trump using ALL CAPS on Truth Social while Ben & Jerry's is celebratin' with a custom flavor for Kamala, the Emmys were boro snoro this year. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Steven Seagal movies money laundering schemes for Russian oligarchs?! On The List -  Actors that lied about accents, talents, injuries and MORE to their directors and producers, da Blindz and EVEN MORE!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' Sunny, and there's even more drama in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Momtok infestation of Jackie's algorithm. Holden gives a very positive final review of Dream Academy! MJ gives a review of the new to them sitcom, Kevin Can Fuck Himself and Jackie straps on her storm chasin' cap and heads into the eye of In the Eye of the Storm, and My Old Ass is an amazing movie, but it is NOT a comedy, and more! For All Mankind -Apple+Sunny - Apple+The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives - HuluPopstar Academy - NetflixKevin Can F Himself- NetflixIn the Eye of the Storm - Max, Discovery+My Old Ass- IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.