"Would not you guys be able to ascertain if I'm dead very easily by looking at me and saying 'is the [me] dead? is that a dead body?'"You can join the discussion, ask questions and get previews of future content on discord at https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to Alpha Complex, citizen. In this episode, we will introduce our players, and the game, and the world, and the players again, and many other things. Don't worry though, you won't have time to be bored. Being bored is treason. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Now that you heard the start of the mission, I am going to stop the mission, and tell you about things that happened before the mission, and then we will continue the mission, from the point which we left off, after the start.If I didn't do this, it would be very confusing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our intrepid troubleshooters endeavor to find out what's going on with the uranium production. Or at least, they'll start working on that once they slowly, painfully drag themselves with tooth and nail in order to GET to the mines, and then get IN the mines. Then they can finally start interviewing the extremely helpful employees. This mystery will be solved in no time at all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Finally, we're making some progress on the mystery! I think. I hope. I pray.We're getting to the point in Paranoia where nobody really, truly understands what's happening. Not even me! Just as long as nobody gets hurt, we're all having fun, right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our troubleshooters close in on the TRUE mystery of the uranium mines. Well... Either that, or they are SO far off track that nobody knows where the tracks were in the first place.Also: Truly horrible things begin to occur. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alternative Titles: Lights' Rollercoaster Ride. Lights' Sinewave of Happiness. Lights does something stupid. Lights' experiences manic depression 5 times in a row. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
See no evil, hear no evil, shoot your teammates before they can speak of evil. It's going to be O.K. Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The first half of the secret debriefings, post-mission-one.I'm sure everyone did equally well and nobody made any poor decisions that will harm them later. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sabotage, bombings, assassination, and even worse: Bribery!Alternative Title: "The Episode where Gosts' past mistakes come back to haunt him" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's finally time to begin the glorious second mission! I'm excited, the players are excited, you're excited too, aren't you? (Not being excited is treason!)I can only hope they manage to keep their good MRA (mission rating average; not mens rights activists) up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I'm glad that the tenth episode turned out to have one of my favorite moments in Paranoia in my entire life.We now have a discord! You can join us by following this link: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Please call in and let us know if you find GLEM.You can find our discord at https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What's best for Alpha Complex is not always best for Troubleshooters.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Debriefing mission 2. Nothing bad will happen.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time to see what all the players got up to between missions. (Except Ram, who is already burning in hell.)You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paranoia: Episode 15: Kyle Adventures: Cave Adventure: Everything you could ever want or ask for.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mission 3 begins, with a great deal of screaming, groaning, and agony from everyone involved.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mission 3 REALLY begins, with a great deal of screaming, groaning, and agony from everyone involved.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXpHappy Halloween! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A nightmare of mismatched mission objectives that will definitely not result in everyone going home today.You can join the discord for this podcast at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Matthew Stewart
It was sector BIG!
Matthew Stewart
Very funny retelling. I agree with Bee, if this happened by text you should have made a script, but also include a lot of side talk too.