Perfect Person

<p>A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.</p>

129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12-25
01:23:48

128: brother demands christmas bong (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric Striffler joins the show as a little reindeer to help Santa take Christmas calls just in time for the big day.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12-18
01:10:00

127: gaslighting a horse (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Brennan Lee Mulligan joins the show to discuss abusing your charitable powers to seize a Horse Nickname, flooding your building, and giving bad news to your dentist. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12-11
01:13:37

126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12-04
01:06:54

125: my ass ruined my cousins wedding (w/ Olivia Sui)

Olivia Sui joins the show to give perfect wisdom about a wedding wardrobe disaster, a meeting of the moms, and car accidents.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-27
01:14:17

124: my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe)

Tommy Bowe joins the show to discuss his perfections and take calls about a neighbor banging next door and a perfect situationship with a horrible mustache. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-20
58:37

123: rescuing a dumbass from a burning building

Miles talks about tragedy, and then takes calls from extraordinary people. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-13
01:14:25

122: my ex-best friend killed my fish in cold blood (w/ JonnyCakes)

Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls about a husbands secret butt stash, a star crossed romance, and a whodunnit with a fish.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-06
01:13:28

121: we got too stoned on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer)

Will and Miles embark on the annual stoned advice episode of the show, and they dive right in. They give advice through a fat cloud about if your crush is interested, a lover turned roommate situation, and a mystery about candy.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-30
01:13:41

120: my scientologist boss sabotaged my wedding (w/ Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick)

Jordan Myrick and Kendahl Landreth join the show to discuss breaking up your friends, finding your missing jacket, being waxed by a scientologist, and a teacher email server diss.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-23
01:12:41

119: humiliated by botched bedroom roleplay [LIVE!] (w/ Will Witwer & Sarah Bonsignore)

LIVE FROM BOSTON, its Perfect Person!! Will and Sarah guest on the live show, and we give live advice to a woman who is uncontrollably hot/cool, a wife with a disastrous roleplay history, and a peeping tom in the name of friendship.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-16
01:05:11

118: I'm being haunted by a horny ghost (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric joins the show to take calls about paranormal, ghosty, goblin experiences. We take calls about a family curse, a goblin fight, a witch in the woods, and the ghost who shoved me.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-09
01:21:34

117: defeating my strip club work nemesis (w/ Courtney Miller)

Courtney Miller (Smosh) joins the show to dole out perfection, and take calls about a strip club work nemesis, a DJ situationship, fake dating your crush, and an office fartsuation.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! (PHILLY HAS 32 TICKETS LEFT AS OF WRITING THIS)https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-02
01:14:49

116: Cancelled by rival kickball team (w/ Vic Michaelis)

Vic Michaelis joins the show to dole out perfection to callers about a breakup over a hot dog, text flirting with an A list celebrity, and being cancelled by a rival kickball team. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-25
01:15:53

115: job interview for local orgy (w/ Jay Putnam)

Jay joins the show to dispense perfect wisdom to callers about nailing a unique job interview, reviewing an acapella diss track, and getting a late dinner.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-18
01:09:33

114: citizens arresting a problematic caller (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show for her first solo episode, fielding calls from a problematic queen, an arch nemesis, and a competitively horny receptionist at a dance studio.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-11
01:10:00

113: accidentally ruined my barista's life (w/ Geoffrey James & Reilly Anspaugh)

Geoff and Reilly join the show to ascend to perfection, & take calls about roommate hair in your bed, a flippant BCC to the whole company, and a nightmare misunderstanding with a local barista.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-04
01:11:39

112: catfishing my landlord's widow (w/ Shayne Topp & Amanda Lehan-Canto)

Shayne & Amanda (Smosh Mouth) join the show to take calls about a fake baby for free rent, and a public spotify sex playlist.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-28
01:22:06

111: Hunky Bachelors Compete For Love (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, & Jay Putnam)

The Bachelor Boyz (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam) join the show in their third attempt at finding love with random single callers. The boyz go on dates hosted by Miles, and test their wits in confounding disaster situations.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-21
01:43:06

110: my hookup killed songbirds for breakfast (w/ Chanse McCrary)

Chanse McCrary (Smosh) joins the show to take stunning calls about an insane hookup, a new vegetable, a decades old lie, and reading your boyfriends diary.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-14
01:00:48

Alison Jacobs

can we have Reilly and Will on together? Great vibe on this episode.

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