Phoning It In

Step aside and let an ape handle this. Mr. Half Fast sends out a semi-coherent bedcast to let you know he's still alive. And: introducing iFeature!

Each February, Portlanders celebrate the passing of February 9th, supposedly the worst weather day of the year, by doing a big group ride all over the city on the nearest weekend to the 9th. And I suppose if you're a curmudgeon, then all that sunshine and all those clement temperatures would've made it a terrible day for you.

South American drinks. The naughty bits of a bull. Scratch 'n' sniff computers. And for cryin' out loud, don't eat the dandelions!

Duct tape, bungee cords, and a cheap-ass digital camera -- welcome to the dress rehearsal for the first video BikeCast!

Ludicrously caffeinated beyond delirium. Hypocrisy classes at night school. And production values.