Phoning It In

Step aside and let an ape handle this. Mr. Half Fast sends out a semi-coherent bedcast to let you know he's still alive. And: introducing iFeature!

Each February, Portlanders celebrate the passing of February 9th, supposedly the worst weather day of the year, by doing a big group ride all over the city on the nearest weekend to the 9th. And I suppose if you're a curmudgeon, then all that sunshine and all those clement temperatures would've made it a terrible day for you.

South American drinks. The naughty bits of a bull. Scratch 'n' sniff computers. And for cryin' out loud, don't eat the dandelions!

Duct tape, bungee cords, and a cheap-ass digital camera -- welcome to the dress rehearsal for the first video BikeCast!

Ludicrously caffeinated beyond delirium. Hypocrisy classes at night school. And production values.

Wrapup for Day Three of Rebooting Democracy, recorded on the Bus ride home. Nate Curry and I sound off on the intersection of politics and wackiness. We cover such esoteric topics as the Dog Bone Meritocracy, DIY Government vs. DUI Government, and an engine that runs on B.S. This paragraph here is technical stuff for the computers, not you and me. You can safely ignore it. My Odeo Channel (odeo/0713338773b1b634)

Rebooting, Day Two: expensive scotch, free Viagra, and damned taxes.

Day One of Rebooting Democracy! I recorded a couple of random discussions with my fellow attendees in an attempt to capture a bit of the flavor of the "serious" side of the conference. The silly side will come later.

Yes, Virginia -- er, Nevada -- there is a jetlag.

Salt on my bike tires, just for you. Wanna hear some random a-hole huff and puff up hills before sunrise? Well, you're in the right place, then.

_Hopscotch_ has it all: drag queens, Tupperware, dogs who destroy holy relics, Dr. Phil's pancake, and more.

Here's the first recording I ever made at podOmatic -- a silly, fake-news-style "interview" with the President. Posted here to give it a more stable Web address (its position keeps bumping around in podOmatic's list as we interviewers all jockey for popularity).

Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.