Send us a text An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues. Buy the book here Contact author at davidumstattdfanmail@gmail.com Join the mailing list to get updates on other David Umstattd books at davidumstattd.com
Send us a text Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight. Buy the book here
Send us a text The objectively best character in the book is introduced. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it. Buy the book here
Send us a text The story turns into a horror movie for some reason. Buy the book here
Send us a text Truth's date goes about how you would expect. Buy the book here
Send us a text Truth sues someone for copyright infringement. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight. Buy the book here
Send us a text Truth gets mad at a Platypus. Buy the book here
Send us a text Love tries to stop a theological gang war. Buy the book here
Send us a text Truth participates in a theological sports competition. Buy the book here
Send us a text Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages. Buy the book here
Send us a text The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance. Buy the book here
Send us a text Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters. Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy. Buy the book here
Send us a text The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn. Buy the book here
Send us a text Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions. Buy the book here