Brandon and Steve reward themselves, bringing Jess Hart back on, with a job well done on season 1. Legion is top shelf comic book universe television and the pilot is better than a lot of films, much more so television shows. Enjoy it with them, but watch it by yourself first!
Brand and Steve don their primary color spandex and bulbous helmets to attack poorly crafted pilot monsters in the casually racist experience that is the pilot of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Screw your mettle to the sticking place kids, cause this is short and painful.
It's Brandon and Steve vs. David Pornpajams...errr.. David Gourdbandanas....uhhh.... David Doorinanus? Wait, that' can't be right.David Fyord Mananas?David Ford Obamas?David... More Katanas?Whatever. Anyway, Angel is better than Buffy.
Special thank you to Brandon Wilson for the "Spell/Bell" pun.Brandon and Steve have both watched all of the Magicians Season 1. This is in spite of, and despite, and despot, the pilot. If you're confused, don't worry, your mood will match the facial expressions of most of the cast. White kids with problems, and magic, the show is pretty tough.
Brandon and Steve watch Hercules' better half, Xena. Moments of revalation are had by all. Well, they're had by two. Xena was better than Hercules, but it still wasn't good. It's the Carl's Jr. of Greek Fantasy Action Series in the 90s.
We were warned and we did not listen! Brandon and Steve are joined by Jess Hart as they discuss how terrible this show is. Like, it's really bad. It's really bad. And it basically foreshadowed the monsterous Phantom Menace. Anyway, we basically ignore it and talk about stuff.
THE GREATEST FANTASY ADAPTATION SERIES OF ALL TIME! - Brandon & Steve watch The Bible.
Brandon and Steve tackle Greece's mightiest hero, Hercules! With non-stop action and perfectly delivered dialogue, how could these gentleman find one, single flaw in this perfect pilot?
Brandon and Steve quickly break format and review a Doctor Who Christmas Special because reasons. Both fans of Doctor Who with nothing to say for themselves. They struggle through another long journey, quickly forgetting the lessons of Star Trek.
Brandon and Steve watch the Shannara Chronoicles on MTV (now on Spike TV) and we're ... actually okay with this beautiful garbage? Maybe?
Goosebumps might be a kid's show, but nothing is sacred to Brandon and Steve. At least it was short! Also, why the bug man gotta be so creepy?
In the first Episode of Pilot Treason, Brandon and Steve discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation. The tragedy of double-length pilots plagues their first foolish choice. Will our heroes survive?