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Author: Jonathan and Jeannette

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Hosted by Jonathan and Jeannette, longtime friends of 25 years and unapologetic botany degenerates. They’re not here to tell you what to plant or how to grow it, but to banter, gossip, and lovingly complain about all things green. Jonathan gardens from Montreal, Quebec (USDA zone 6A) while Jeannette tends her plants in Salem, Oregon (USDA zone 8B). Whether those numbers mean everything to you or absolutely nothing, you’re in the right place.
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Jonathan and Jeannette speed-date Italian and English garden designs. We uncover their green flags, red flags, and all the control freakery hidden behind the hedges. We decide which garden we'd swipe right on and what design principles we’ll steal for our own gardens, and what can stay across the pond. But first, our garden status updates where Jonathan gardens for his ex and asks if using bloodmeal puts his vegetarianism at risk. Jeannette swears off seeds for good and updates us on the fates of the woodchucks that dared to mess with her grandmom. We also get some more tea on the community garden committee and the rampant rhubaphobic persecution Jonathan is dealing with. Follow us on Instagram @plant.sluts.pod TikTok @plant.sluts YouTube @PlantSlutsPod Music used with permission from Epidemic Sound (www.epidemicsound.com) If you’re reading this far, you’re a real one. Please subscribe, comment and send this episode to a fellow slut!
Video available on YouTube and Spotify! Watch Jonathan drink a refreshing glass of garden debris! You can identify yellow woodsorrel and see how the lemonade is made by clicking on the link to either our YouTube or Spotify channels. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/O8lsPtM4s4A Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
In this bonus episode, we continue our conversation from Plants, Pain, and Prozac and get into gardening with ADHD. We look at how the ADHD brain functions and why this can be a help and hinderance once we get outdoors. Check us out on all our platforms for some bonus Try Weed videos! Instagram: @plant.sluts.pod TikTok: @plant.sluts YouTube: @PlantSlutsPod If you've read this far, we'd love a rating & quick review. Help this messy garden grow! Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
In this episode Jonathan and Jeannette talk about gardening with chronic pain, stress and depression. After the trauma dump it gets optimistic with some tips on how to make it less painful and we go over studies that suggest it may even be helping our terrible moods. But first they share their garden status updates (complaints), Jeannette proposes a new segment and Jonathan spills the tea on the new Community Garden gestapo.  Sources: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9389296/ https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3372556/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-13885-5 https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9564959/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-13885-5 https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/06/18/1182961315/back-pain-gardening-relief-safe Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
Is planting by the moon backed by science, or just a superstition that appeals to the chronically online green witch? Jonathan and Jeannette also dive deep into biodynamic farming and discover what signs our favorite plants are. But first we give you an update on our thriving (sarcasm) gardens and Jonathan tries hosta shoots! Will they make his pee smell? Jonathan also shares garden tea with two stories on how openly racist this community can be (TW: mentions of racism and sexual assault). For best results, please listen to this episode during the waning crescent moon, thanks. Please subscribe, follow, and rate wherever you listen! Share with your most superstitious friends! Also, we had some technical difficulties that caused the audio to be of lesser quality than what you've come to expect from Plant Sluts, North America’s #1 gardening podcast. We have corrected the issue for future episodes. Sources: https://www.npr.org/2012/03/02/147810046/decoding-the-allure-of-the-almanac https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10004791/ https://extension.illinois.edu/blogs/garden-scoop/2022-04-16-lunar-influence-gardening https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10004791/ Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
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