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Home of Dick of the Week! We're changing the whole Dick Pic Game. Send us anything! pleasesenddickpics@gmail.com
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Please Send Dick Pics Episode 40 with Barbie Dahl
This week’s special guest cohost is Dick Expert and Comedian, Barbie Dahl!April Walterscheid and Barbie talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about The Comedy Cellar, meeting Andy Dick in Los Angeles, how everyone has probably met Andy Dick in Los Angeles, growing up on the New York-New Jersey state border, working at a bank in Manhattan, how the most exciting part about working at a bank is the potential for getting robbed, Kanye West-Trump, royalties for music artists, Kristen Bell, Disney Princesses, children’s book author, ghost dicks, where Rosie O’Donnell lives, Rockland County, being interviewed by the Associated Press about Louis CK, Nyack NY, and super old guy interrupting our podcast because he still lives in a time where women were brainwashed into having no career goals or ambition. Yay!!We also answer the age-old question: Does the dick pic resemble the man its attached to? Kind of like how pets or cars resemble their owners.Barbie’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/BarbieBurd9
Barbie’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BarbiedahlcomedyDress your dicks up for Halloween and send the photos to pleasesenddickpics@gmail.com by October 28th, 2018! Thank you!Also, April is currently starring in a movie playing in actual movie theaters right now! Buy tickets here: https://www.harkins.com/movies/pocketman-and-cargoboy-84884-0“You Don’t Own Me” by Lesley GoreDonate so we can promote your name or company on the next podcast! paypal.me/apriloneil
Please Send Dick Pics Episode 38 with Leslie Barton
THE SPOT THE MISOGYNY EPISODE!This week’s special guest cohost is Gang Banger and Comedian, Leslie Barton!April Walterscheid and Leslie talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week (all Republican Senators who voted for Brett Kavanaugh). They also talk about what Mishka Shubaly's penis looks like, how Lindsey Graham is Leslie’s friend from school, Michael Jackson, Blue Whale, mad libs, famous feminists, Elizabeth Taylor, Cleopatra, Aileen Wuornos, Monster, Spot the Misogyny: The Home Game (they find one misandrist thing), The New Yorker, Charlize Theron, Andy Warhol, The Scum Manifesto, Camille Puglia, Sexual Personae, anti-feminist feminist, Diane DiMassa, cartoonist, Cashmere Mist, vegan cookouts are all about the sauce, jackfruit, making your own chorizo, people who ask vegans if they can eat caviar, Superman, Dr. Oz eating a horse heart, college debt including rape cases, what astrological signs they have dated, reading Cosmopolitan magazine confessions in different voices, family members criticizing Facebook posts back in the day, Lizzie Borden, how to create your own rave music, conartist mascara ads, dissing on brunch, how to be "cartoon deep", feeling the sexiest when taking a shit, expensive vegan popsicles, Trump causing rampant divorces other than his own, and they perform a live smelling of perfumes in a Cosmopolitan magazine. They also read sexually graphic horoscopes. #cuminmyeyeLeslie’s Twitter: twitter.com/yorbeautfl“Time Bomb” by The FormatDonate and we'll mention your name on the next podcast! paypal.me/apriloneil
Please Send Dick Pics Episode 36 with Hannah Tighe
THE GERMANY EPISODE!This week’s special guest cohost is a Yelp Salesperson and Comedian, Hannah Tighe!April Walterscheid and Hannah talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about dick pics as silhouette portraits, steins, Bert KreiSCHer, when someone sends a dick pic before their face pic, doing comedy in Des Moines Iowa, people throwing rocks through bus windows, Noah Cyrus, $12,000 bottle of tears, Twilight Zone, Jordan Peele, mayonnaise on french fries, Germans, eating hot fries off a train, Bumble, Sex and the City, IMITATION CHICKEN, California Adventure, John Mulaney being a perfect antique lamp (because his wife makes lampshades), why Hannah shoved her best friend in the face after they flew out to surprise her, Hannah driving her friends around on her own fucking birthday, Natasha Leggero, that 1989 Batman Movie with The Penguin, witnessing a Trump son look-a-like lead a girl on, how men need to book more females on comedy shows (like all the females on this podcast!), LOVING Mondays, and how Hannah almost shit her dress in front of Tom Segura.Hannah's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hanny_tieFemale comedians you should book on your next show or podcast, compiled by our previous podcast guest, Hattie Hayes: https://medium.com/@Hattastrophe/women-you-should-book-phoenix-comedy-f59a605a7fc1"Possum Kingdom” by The Toadies (April obsessed over this song at age 12 for some disturbing reason... oh and because she likes drums)Donate and we'll mention your name on the next podcast! paypal.me/apriloneil
Please Send Dick Pics Episode 34 with NoniShaney
THE BUSINESS SIDE OF COMEDY EPISODE!This week’s special guest cohost is a Former Psychologist, Marketing Professional, and Comedian, NoniShaney!April Walterscheid and NoniShaney talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS, consensual dick pics, breaking your own promise to never date a comedian, growing up in South Bronx, why psychology is dangerous (whoa), bodegas, dusty cans, PenGems Crystal Pens (#PenGemFairy), penguins, working for the parent company of The New Times, booking comedians for BET, how there’s no right of passage needed to get paid comedy gigs, Serena Williams, how to ignore people who say there’s only one way to do comedy, BE YOUR OWN ADVOCATE, overly critical critics, growing up in Seattle, working on a promotion with Patton Oswalt, clickbait ignorance, Carvel Ice Cream, Kristine Levine, 90s MODEST MOUSE, celebrities flocking to Bisbee Arizona to be alone, Johnny Depp, being an organized kid, how networking is 90% of anything that is not working at Walmart, Mac Miller, fly over comedy cities, Ali Wong, moving across the country completely by accident, avoiding bringer comedy shows, walking that sweet ledge of blending stand-up comedy and improv, and seeing Saturday Night Live in person during its less funny years (early 2000s).NoniShaney's Twitter: twitter.com/GoGoogleMe
Shoutout to April's Mom for challenging her to do a Zach Galifianakis-type impression for the intro!"Alien Days” and “Lady Dada's Nightmare” by MGMTKeep this podcast going and we'll mention your name on the podcast! paypal.me/apriloneil
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