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Please Send Dick Pics Episode 49 with Lisa Curry
This week's guest is MTV Writer and Olympic Comedian, Lisa Curry!
April Walterscheid and Lisa discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:○ The Beatles○ Lisa Maria Presley○ Walk of Shame Tour○ growing up amongst lifejackets○ being in a lifejacket gang at a marina○ visiting her very Republican parents○ her parents not knowing how planes work○ her Grandma’s expensive doll collection○ hoarders and collectors scrounging for money○ hoarders and collectors not knowing how to sell their expensive stuff on eBay○ being the first female comedian at a comedy festival in the UK○ essentials for touring○ pure emotional exhaustion from living the dream as a comedian○ hosting the PBS documentary “Angeleno”○ being single for 10 glorious years○ sitting next to empty chairs at restaurants○ families who makeout with each other○ other Lisa Curry’s she has read about onlineShoutouts and mentions:Comedian Erik Griffin, The Mystery Hour in Springfield, Missouri, and all the Lisa Curry's of the worldLisa’s awesome EPK:http://lisa-curry.squarespace.com/new-page-2Lisa’s Twitter: twitter.com/lisa_curry
Lisa’s Website: www.lisacurry.net“Keep Yourself Alive” by QueenIf you're an avid listener of Please Send Dick Pics, support the podcast on Venmo or Patreon: venmo.com/april-walterscheid // patreon.com/aprilwalterscheidThank you for listening! April hosts/produces this free podcast for you every week. She hopes you're not only entertained, but also learning something new about comedy.
Please Send Dick Pics Podcast Episode 48 with Courtney Kocak
This week's guest is Amazon's Danger & Eggs Writer and Reality Bytes Show Host, Courtney Kocak!April Walterscheid and Courtney discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:○ Minnesota○ sledding into a world of cockleburs (spikey balls)○ small town abductions and murders○ how winning a 2nd Place mug as a child in a writing contest changed everything○ creating more dynamic women roles just by switching from actor to writer○ how everyone seems to live near Cafe 101 in Los Angeles○ buying her own article in the LA Times○ John Stamos on TV show poster as a guest role○ being a writing assistant on the former TV show Necessary Roughness○ being reprimanded for pitching ideas in the writer's room○ how her pitch got used for an entire season on a TV show○ why dating apps make us lie about our height○ how New Zealand is the Minnesota of the Southern Hemisphere○ why she was happy to have her writing rejected 212 times in one year○ how rejection can turn into a YES so don't burn any bridges○ why guys who send her dick pics feel skeptical○ cliches are the bestShoutouts and special mentions:Sofiya Alexandra, Helsinki Finland, Shadi, Petosky, Courtney's little brothers (Jordan, Matt & Ben), Kate Berlant, Rhea Butcher, Cameron Esposito, and Whitney Bell the Dick Pic Expert (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbUWYnV6d4I).Courtney's 212 Rejections in One Year Article:https://contently.net/2019/01/10/voices/why-rejections-were-the-best-thing-to-happen-to-me/Courtney's Twitter: www.twitter.com/courtneykocakCourtney's Website: www.courtneykocak.com"Killer Queen" by QueenIf you're an avid listener of Please Send Dick Pics, support the podcast on Venmo or Patreon: venmo.com/april-walterscheid // patreon.com/aprilwalterscheidThank you for listening! April hosts/produces this free podcast for you every week. She hopes you're not only entertained, but also learning something new about comedy.
Please Send Dick Pics Episode 47 with Janet Quinonez
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019!This week's guest is NBC Temp Worker and Professional Sketch Comedian, Janet Quinonez!April Walterscheid and Janet discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:○ Norman Lear, Carol Burnett, Mel Brooks, & Benny Hill○ The Jeffersons○ Houston, Texas born and raised○ growing up with Catholic parents○ female bullies in elementary school○ Yo Mama jokes○ Danielle + Janet = BFFs○ her cat named Fee #PhishSong○ her biggest regret involving George Carlin○ working for an oil company○ top skill she learned from the UCB Sketch Writing Program○ Conan O'Brien performing at her comedy show Drunkalogue○ Charles Manson's autopsy○ drinking wine out of a Pringles can while riding around Walmart○ Pringles Chip wine pairings○ why she's the first woman ever to not receive a dick pic○ how to land that Hollywood job you want○ why "Live and Let Die" by The Wings still tortures her today○ Kelsey Grammer's pretentiously puzzling accentShoutouts and special mentions: Upright Citizens Brigade, Jackie Kashian, Justin Michael, Conan O'Brien, Brigid Kelley of Pussies Grab Back, George Carlin, Rhea Butcher, The Internet Read Aloud, Clint Eastwood, Margot Robbie, Saturday Night Live, and Karen Kirkland and her Palm Springs writing retreat "The Breakk" (www.thebreakk.com).News article source:https://nypost.com/2019/01/13/walmart-bans-woman-for-riding-electric-cart-guzzling-wine-from-pringles-can/If you're a sober or non-sober comedian and would like to be a guest on Janet's Los Angeles Comedy Show DRUNKALOGUE, mention April and email the show at: drunkalogueshow@gmail.comJanet's Twitter: twitter.com/janetqpriceJanet's Website: www.janetquinonez.com"Elevator Music" by BeckIf you're an avid listener of Please Send Dick Pics, support the podcast on Venmo or Patreon: venmo.com/april-walterscheid // patreon.com/aprilwalterscheidThank you for listening! April hosts/produces this free podcast for you every week. She hopes you're not only entertained, but also learning something new about comedy.
Please Send Dick Pics Episode 44 with Kazu Kasano
THE SUMO GIRL EPISODE!This week’s guest co-host is Jewish-American Princess and Comedian, Kazu Kasano!April Walterscheid and Kazu talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about Japanese memories, being married to a Jewish magician, pigtails, how the average person will interact with 16 murderers in their lifetime, how to spot a liar, police interrogations, Karate Chop Teriyaki Comedy, The Drifters (Japanese improv sketch group), Egyptian Courtroom, being put on trial for wearing a 1950s bathing suit to an award show, Rania Youssef, being 50-years-old but looking like a 20-year-old, when people pass their own limitations as “good advice” to you, accidentally getting thousands of followers on YouTube, San Francisco, TimeWarp Records, how violence is a no-no in France, cheating on Little House On The Prairie, creepy asian girl fetishes, wishing your own husband would send you a dick pic, and April accidentally offends Kazu but what else is new?Kazu’s Awesome Website: http://kazukusano.com“Bicycle Race“ by Queen“Bohemian Dicksody” by April (64 tracks in GarageBand, smartphone earbuds microphone, her voice only, recorded from the convenience of her bed)Lyrics:I see a little silhouetto of a dickScarame, Scarame, why you senda me a dick picThunderdicks of lightning, very very frightening!(Hungileo) Hungileo, (Hungileo) Hungileo, Hungileo jigalo penisico...(I’m just a poor dick, nobody loves me)He's just a poor dick from a poor familySliding his pics into DM’osityEasy come, easy go, are you a man ho?Richardson! No, we will not let you ho(Let him ho) Richardson! We will not let you ho(Let him ho) Richardson! We will not let you ho(Let him ho) Will not let you ho(Let him ho) Will not let you ho(Let him ho) Ah, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho(Oh call me daddy, call me daddy) Call me daddy, let me hoBeelzebub put a devil in his scrotum, for pee, for pee, for peeeeeee!!So you think can jerk off into my eyeSo you think you can glove me and leave me to dieOhhhh babyWon’t you dick pic me babyJust gotta get outJust gotta right into email…Is that a banana in your pants? Yes, and MONEY. Donate to this BIG podcast on Patreon or Venmo: www.patreon.com/aprilwalterscheid // https://venmo.com/april-walterscheid
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