Plumbing the Death Star

An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the <a href="apple.co/badbrainboys" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts</a> for even more content to ruin your day.<hr /><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

What Would Be The Worst Thing To “Honey, I shrunk The…”?

They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-14
01:11:28

Does The Gambler In Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler' Give You Good Advice?

Strap in for Plumbing the Meta Star!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-07
01:16:02

How Would You Defeat Christine, The Famously Alive Car?

Jackson read a book so now he has to explain it badly to all of us and the boys need to figure out how to murder this car asapLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-31
51:24

How Would You Stop The Dinosaurs From Going Extinct?

Would you make a smart dinosaur? Would you have sexual relations with a dinosaur to slowly breed dinosaurs with human intelligence? What would Oppenheimer think about time travel? Believe it or not, these questions will all receive confusing, stupid answers in today’s episode!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-24
01:15:12

Which Animal Would Be The Worst For Humanity In An Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' Scenario?

Would you straight up fuck a rat? believe it or not, that's what's being discussed here for some reason? Also there's some fun stuff about two monkey's escaping a van or something. Have fun!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-17
01:16:09

Which Superpower Would You Use To Win Big At The Casino?

Would you be a puddle? Would you fuse yourself into a horse and put all your shapeshifter pain receptors in your human/horse balls? Who knows? The world is your oyster. But one thing is certain: Jackson doesn’t know how a casino works.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-10
01:05:28

Would You Join The Rebel Alliance? (Revisited)

STAR WARS TIME! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-03
01:19:57

Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited)

Happy 600-3! That sounds like some sort of terminator name or something. Anyways, this one is somehow mostly about drugs and boners but if that's not what you expect at this point then idk what to tell you.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-27
01:20:12

What's The Best Use of Time Travel? (Revisited)

Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-20
01:11:03

What If Batman Was Man-Bat? (Revisited)

an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-13
01:08:27

What's The Worst Super Power Your Best Man Could Have? With Matt Stewart

Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"? Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Check out Matt Stewarthttps://linktr.ee/MattStewarthttps://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-06
01:12:33

How Would You Use The Thing Ring For Financial Gain or Personal Profit?

SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your carLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-29
01:09:48

How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors?

For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-22
01:14:51

How Would You Defeat Bowser as a Regular Man?

DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-15
01:01:39

How Would You Market Hulk Blood Soda?

remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-08
55:50

How Would You Exploit The Powers of Bagpuss?

fuck that cat manLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-01
01:00:27

Which Superhero Could You Turn The Public Against?

Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a Russian asset, and his son has that fucked trim.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-25
01:06:39

How Are You Going To Unmake Soup?

Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net:Step one: Fill bowl with water from tapStep two: ServeLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-18
01:02:42

Thunderbolts* Happened, Who's In The Avengers Now?

You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of government agencies that exist within the MCU and discover just how many sneaky little avengers teams are actually being formed... Also, if you've ever wondered on Joel Duscher's stance on fucking dogs, then this is the episode for you.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-11
01:28:53

What Would You Do In A 'Chicken In Black by Johnny Cash' Scenario?

Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune? Whatever, it made no sense but I liked the way he said “GEETAR case”. Anyway, this is a podcast that explores what would happen if that scenario actually happened. Enjoy!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-04
01:09:46

Jrue Teo

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03-10 Reply

holt russell

I definitely prefer the artists somehow bringing the drawings to life but I'm curious about how character redesigns work in this universe.

09-10 Reply

holt russell

as someone else who hasn't seen the boys this is hilarious and Makes perfect sense

12-11 Reply

Bob Norton

I am crying laughing with this episode

07-03 Reply

holt russell

I'm surprised no one brought up candyland

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