Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok

0:00 74th Best Podcast in the World 2:36 Christmas in UK VS Thailand 4:18 Panang ranks as 4th best dish in the world?! 8:37 AI is taking over supermarkets 10:00 Avoid this when you go for a massage 12:48 Thailand misconceptions 12:25 Pickpockets Run Amok 15:19 Buckets Ice and Amphetamines? 16:46 All temples are the same 18:25 Don't Drink Ice 20:01 All Thai's Use Chopsticks 20:44 Legal Corner - Going topless is Illegal? 26:00 7-Eleven Content

0:36 - The problem with Thai hospitals 8:00 - Unlimited wine and tapas for under 100 baht 10:40 - Soi dog finds bag of 1000 meth pills in Sattahip 14:20 - Good luck tree gives Thai lottery numbers for 6,000,000 baht 17:40 - April fools day is illegal in Thailand 20:00 - Why Thais might not like farangs (Pattaya) 23:15 - Anyone fancy Pad Krapow flavored condoms?

1:00 - Everyone is dying 2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok? 3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap) 15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous? 15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians? 8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd 11:55 - Blowjob classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps 15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed! 17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran 19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet 22:00 - Free food hack 23:45 - Asians love to be pale, westerners like to be darker 27:25 - Why is foreign accent syndrome always a Chinese accent? 30:10 - Is it normal to drive you taxi driver around? 32:20 - A.I. answers Who would in in a fight between a Sumo and Muay thai fighter? 33:30 - A.I answers what to do for songkran 36:00 - A.I. answers best place to celebrate Songkran 42:40 - A.I. answers the best cities in Thailand 45:00 - A.I.'s Thailand quiz 47:10 - Do Thai people hate Pad Thai?

1:50 - Why do Thai people love sweet food? 4:20 - This is the last thing I want when I'm eating my sushi in Ekkamai 6:20 - Far East News - Some good news and some bad news about the missing radioactive cylinder 12:10 - Do NOT tell Thai immigration that you're a Crypto millionaire 13:20 - This is the last thing that you want to happen if you bungee jump in Pattaya 21:00 - You don't want to see this lying on the ground 24:25 - When you come to Thailand - DO NOT fist fight with monkeys on Koh Phi Phi 25:35 - Why are Thai people so impolite? 29:10 - Is it okay to chop off peoples nobs if they say it's okay? 32:20 - The biggest myths about Thailand according to A.I. 36:25 - Are Thai police corrupt? 39:35 - MYTH - Thailand is a cheap destiniation

2:30 - Living in Thailand on Western Time 3:37 - I bought a bottle of piss for 40 baht 6:00 - Good idea for a film written by a little Thai kid 7:20 - The problem with writing futuristic things FAR EAST NEWS 11:00 - Chinese man stole $24 then hid in a cave for 14 years 13:50 - Should we let Bronson out of prison? 15:21 - Popular female biker unmasked as 50-year-old Japanese man 19:00 - When is Sixties fashion coming back? 20:20 - Should we save tigers? 22:10 - Pandas are pathetic 24:40 - If you find a radioactive cylinder, then don't open it. 26:05 - Thai health and safety 29:55 - Greta Thunberg is up to her old tricks again 23:30 - The reason why the Australian accent is so slurred 35:15 - Chinese holidays are even worse than Thai holidays 38:55 - Asians are overworking 42:00 - A.I is Racist 44:55 - Sex is always the driving force behind technology

3:50 - Levels of hotel in Thailand 5:40 - The problem with Thailand plug system 6:45 - Thai businesses with English names 8:40 - Should you speak in a Thai accent when using English words in Thailand? 10:00 - Thai Language Barriers - English phonetics 11:00 - What is wrong with Thai Taxi drivers? 13:00 - Do taxi drivers rip you off? 18:30 - Far East News: Weird Chinese zoo 19:45 - Far East News: Tesla fails in Thailand 20:50 - Far East News: I was served THIS on Japan Airlines! 21:50 - Far East News: Chinese livestreams are gettign too sexy 23:00 - Far East News: Elephants hijacking trucks in Thailand 25:50 - Far East News: How North Korea commited the largest car theft in history 26:20 - Far East News: Free condoms in Pattaya 26:40 - Far East News: Anti-pervert flamethrowers in China 27:25 - Far East News: Stay away from fish balls in Thailand 29:00 - Has anyone seen Bongo Bert - Thailand Expats Facebook group 32:40 - Farang News: Internet kissing machines 38:10 - AI tells us what the best thing about Thailand is 41:00 - AI tells us what the worse thing about Thailand is 42:45 - AI says DO NOT to look for a holiday romance in Thailand 44:45 - Thailand is terrible for queueing

1:00 Never use Booking.com 3:20 Do sniffer dogs get addicted to drugs? 4:10 Arms dealers getting caught out by declaration forms 6:30 Do Japanese girls have big tits? 8:30 Blokes can sexualise anything 11:10 Is Japan, Germany and France full of perverts? 13:50 Chimpanzee strikes back 14:25 Chinese mom not happy with virgin son 13:20 Thai "meatball" factory shut down 16:00 Japanese breeding visa 16:30 Japanese finds 7,000 new unknown islands 17:25 Man loses custody of daughter for using Alexa app to monitor her 19:35 Woman starts breathing at her own funeral 20:20 Namibian counciler names Adolf Hitler 21:50 Why you shouldn't masturbate in video calls 22:30 Are Japanese people more into Anal? 25:05 9 Reasons why Japan is better than Thailand 29:50 9 Reasons why Thailand is better than Japan 39:40 Worst Chiang Mai Expats comment of the week 42:10 "Why American people eating fried mobile phone?" 43:40 "Elephants are vehicle type animals" 46:15 "New" worst type of farang in Thailand

0:00 Happy Chinese New Year 2:03 The 3 types of baldness 5:00 Debunking some common myths and wives tales 8:10 Koh Samet the gay island 9:04 How much do UK taxis cost 10:05 UK trains delayed 10:50 UK homeless people 11:50 Where else to visit in the UK (NOT LONDON) 14:45 Thai military draft - transexuals 15:35 - Far East News: Real life Tarzan found in Vietnam 16:39 - Far East News: Food vlogger stabbed to death by rival food vblogger 17:35 - Far East News: Japanese fish committed credit card fraud 18:10 - Far East News: Japanese man pays $16,000 to look like dog 24:18 - Farang News: Transgender man dips penis into pint of beer 26:50 - Farang News: Judge refuses to dismiss 50 cents penis enlargement lawsuit 28:20 - Farang News: Hippo swallows 2-year-old 30:36 - Farang News: Man shows up in French hospital with WW1 explosive up his arse 33:37 - Farang News: Teen finds out cyberbully is her mom 34:30 - Restaurant birthday Scam 36:32 - Pattaya Expats: Is 16mg viagra over 11 days safe for a 60 year old farang? 41:04 - Bangkok the worst best city for cycling in Asia 43:25 - England food better than Thai food survey says 46:40 - The best of Prince Harry's book quotes

3:25 - Does being famous help you get girls out of your league? 5:20 - Being ginger in a hot country 6:45 - Why do Irish love to drink so much? 10:50 - Travis Leon leaked sex video 12:20 - Most livable city in Asia 13:50 - Most accepting society: Thailand vs Japan 15:15 - Most important thing in a spouse for Japanese people 18:40 - Thai military lottery draft 21:50 - Effects of decriminalising weed in Thailand 23:00 - US vs Russia prisoner exchange 24:45 - Nurse using dead patients’ card to buy snacks. Right or wrong? 25:45 - No cheese and onion crisps in Thailand 27:30 - Expat farang hate comments 31:15 - Jon Scales is a bell end 33:10 - Travis Leon being asked Travis Leon questions 35:15 - Americans going out on their own is a bit weird innit? 37:00 - What does cockamolish mean?  38:20 - Difference between dating westerners and Thai girls 41:00 - "I would never date an Irish girl again" 43:40 - Worst motorbike taxi EVER in Thailand. By far. 49:45 - Ireland vs Thailand quiz 57:50 - The Irish inferiority complex 59:00 - The worst type of farang

1:30 - Asia doesn't care about the environment 3:30 - What kind of chocolates to buy a man 4:15 - Why you should avoid the sleeper train to Chiang Mai TIKTOK 10:00 - Red hot Cheetos beef burger 10:40 – Celebrity crushes vs real people 12:50 – Christmas in Thailand 14:20 – Hotels need to sort their plugs out 18 MIN FUNNY MASK FACE 19:15 – Far East News Thailand- Thai temple left with no monks after failing drug test 20:25 – Far East News - Sentenced to death for not selling your house 21:25 – Far East News China - Zombie sheep 20:40 – Far East News India – Chess saves alcoholic village 23:05 – Far East News China - Man runs marathon whilst chain smoking 23:55 – Far East News Indonesia – New law stopping sex before marriage 25:10 – Farang News Headlines 28:35 – Ghana houses of parliament roasting Harry Maguire 30:35 – Porn gone wrong 31:45 – Should you work on Christmas Day? 34:05 – Is it okay to charge your family for Christmas dinner? 36:06 – The Ikea scam 37:30 – The Sizzler scam 39:00 – The Nespresso scam 40:40 – The scan scam 44:00 – Shopping at Hermes is embarrassing 45:20 – Why Koreans love revenge TIKTOK 49:40 – “We’ve got to stop dissing the ze nazees” – Kanye West

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1:10 - Why its better to listen to podcasts than english teachers TT 2:55 - Warning for getting a haircut in Thailand - TT 5:15 - Is it okay to punch someone if youre only joking? 6:10 - How to deal with getting happy-slapped 9:53 - Who would you rather sleep with? Vampire, Mummy, Warewolf or the Bride of Chucky? 11:30 - Far East News Philippines - Extreme anti-cheating methods in school 13:05 - Far East News Thailand - Woman found living in Bangkok airport for 2 months 15:10 - Far East News Thailand - Miss Universe Why Thailand doesnt lie the Philipines TT 18:05 - Far East News Singapore - Should people respect your culture? 21:25 - Far East News Japan - Cartoon eyes save lives 23:05 - Farang News UK - British politics  24:20 - Far East News USA - Is a ninja is just a samurai with no honour? TT 25:15 - Far East News  Ireland - U2 finally apologies 29:25 - Chilling Thai ghost stories - Kinky gay ghost TT 34:15 - Chilling Thai ghost stories - I killed my mate because he didn't pay for his beer 37:45 - Chilling Thai ghost stories - How did I know my mom was hungry? 41:05 - English homonyms lesson 46:10 - Dear Pod Thai - My best friend stole my fiancee 48:10 - Dear Pod Thai - Is it ever too late to leave the friend zone?

0:00 - Mens mental health 7:55 - If you were a prostitute what would your standard rate be? 14:55 - Far East News Japan -Japanese anorak fetish 19:35 - Far East News Japan - Tinder conveninence store 21:30 - What countries are safe to sue the police? 23:20 - Farang News - WWE isn't a sport 25:00 - Chess anal bead update 26:05 - What is the capital of Thailand? 27:40 - IMPROV: Getting overcharged at a tourist attraction 29:40 - IMPROV: Thai monkey keeps stealing your food 32:30 - IMPROV: Ordering a traditional English breakfast in Thailand 34:30 - What's the worst thing to say to an English man?

1:00 - Surprising alcoholism recovery method 3:50 - Pattaya soi dogs vs Bangkok soi dogs 7:15 - What the hell is an antioxidant? 9:45 - Breakfast in bed is rubbish? 12:55 - How often do you shit? 15:10 - Do you say pump or fart? 19:05 - Far East News Taiwan - Nursing home stripper for mid-autumn festival 21:25 - Western News - Massive prosthetic busts and bigots 24:25 - Can 1.4 million frogs kill a dog? 28:15 - Was Yellow written in 10 minutes? 29:15 - Rules for what you can and can’t eat for breakfast 35:50 – Do you brush your teeth before or after mackerel? 38:15 - Dad jokes written in 15 minutes 45:35 - Racist or not racist - White Chicks 47:20 - Racist or not racist - The Little Mermaid

1:45 - Prince andrew is a sweaty nonce 5:5 - Is Danny Laruso culturally appropriating  6:45 - Can you be too kinky? 10:25 - The problem with jumping spiders 12:15 - Far East News Thailand - Cat hitchhikes across Thailand 15:15 - Far East News Japan - Please use rear train cars if you don't want to be groped 19:35 - Far East News - Selfish bird feeders 21:30 - Western News - The great chess anal toy controversy 28:20 - Whales never hurt anyone... or did they? 31:15 - Why you shouldn't trust French dentists 33:15 - Racist or not racist? 38:30 - You've been saying naan bread wrong your whole life 39:55 - Internet Slang quiz

1:00 - Best mala in Bangkok 3:40 - Why are gay bars so expensive? 4:30 - Why it's good to look at dead bodies 6:20 - Best BTS station in Bangkok 7:25 - How much should you tip Grab riders? 8:10 - How to open a banana 10:00 - My nan used to feed me dog food 11:35 - Tesco Lotus vs Big C 13:00 - Who would be in your will? 14:55 - Nana Plaza vs Soi Cowboy vs Patpong 16:05 - Far East News India - Mom poisons daughters rival 17:40 - Far East News China - Motorway built around stubborn house 19:35 - Far East News Hong Kong - Naked chat blackmailing 22:20 - Far East News Thailand - Fake monks 23:15 - Western News - Reasons for morning glory 27:25 - Western News UK - Dealing with vegans 28:30 - Western News USA - Leo Dicaprio breaking the dating rule 32:25 - Western News USA poo PTSD 34:05 - Dear diary I nearly drowned 40:20 - Shit quotes of the week 45:05 - Countries with the strongest lightning 47:50 - No cows in thailand? 49:05 - Daytime weed is okay but not beer?

Tons of advice for you in today’s podcast, from relationships to masturbation and more news than ever brings you the best, but mainly the worst that Thailand has to offer. We share with you a newcomer to Thailand's first observations and share with you our experience of a strange Bangkok museum that might actually be worth visiting. If you’re in Thailand or England, or anywhere in between, get involved and listen.

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Listen in for plenty of the best of the worst Thai news. Bottom of the barrel stuff. You also get to learn a Thai superstition which you can find with a quick google search but it’s much better hearing it on our podcast. Lucky listeners will also learn a little strange but effective pick up which works for guys and girls, even us…a long time ago. There is a lot more but if I tell there’s no point in listening. In fact, I haven’t even mentioned the best stuff. Fancy that.