PodHigher Presents: The High Council

Two topics are brought before the council: are the Beatles still good, and are Roguelites getting out of hand? Which then brings up the question: why didn't they Roguelite Guitar Hero when it died? Like, we all bought those dumbass controllers, can't play Halo on 'em so maybe? Shouts out to our boy Indy for presenting before the council. He made a pretty fun game that you can find on Steam. The game comes out October 24th, AND there's a demo! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2927520/Tower_of_Nod/ Follow our Socials and we'll see you next time!

The council convenes to speak of two important topics: the best TV Talent Shows and the need/desire to ever visit Manhattan. Now I know what you're thinking, where else can I find Madame Tussauds? And the answer may surprise you: Atlantic City. AND you can gamble there. My money's on that one. Follow our socials.

We have risen out of the ashes of our law firm building (unrelated to current claims) to answer the true calling of society: telling people how to feel about things. As such, we discuss Video Game movies in conjunction with sharing our hopes for progeny. Though many factors may influence such hopes, we focus on one central point: Valorant Son or Overwatch Daughter. Follow us on X and keep your eyes on our TikTok, which will be resurrecting soon.

It's been a minute but we're back, and had to talk about it. Really didn't expect him to die. Crazy. War indeed never changes. We talked about other stuff too, but the OJ stuff is... well, it exists. So much so that I have nothing more to talk about here, so follow our socials and we'll see you later!

all i can say is they were always right. either way tHe boys arE back to talk about the hot goss these past two weeks: Diddy and lIzzo but not both at the same time, like Divided? I mean not looking greaT for both but one team is def worse off you know? Also Lizzo backtracked on the music thing, not sure what the real meaning was but it's really all the same. If there's anyone to really be mad at, remember how Jay-Z said he was gonna quit music after the Black Album? That's waaaaay worse in my opinion but whatever. Hold up, someone's at the door. Follow us on socials and we'll see y'all in two weeks!

Always a party, even if it's a week late. When did you pop your Whopperginity? Yeah that felt awful to type. Either way Kid Michael tells us about his First Time, to much laughter. I remember my First Time: it was on a beach and... I should not share the rest of this story. Also we talked about the movies again because all you really wanna do is think about the next popcorn bucket promo. It's the "chaotic good" of modding. "Chaotic evil" can be found on Tik Tok, but you're better off not finding it. No more details available. Follow us on social media, send us memes and videos that we'll definitely watch without a doubt! See y'all next time!

The new MLB pants are out, and I gotta get me a pair ASAP. But nothing like lycra-thin active sportswear to get the boys talking about... well I mean come on. There's literally only one direction that this conversation could have went. Host desire for pants unrelated. Also we talked about how we're being lied to about plastic recycling. Really makes you reconsider all the eco-friendly tips we've learned over the years. Time to take a long, hard look at what they told us and think for a minute: does it make sense? And if you don't wanna do that, just listen to the episode. Follow us on media and we'll see you for our next episode! We're caught up to scheddy so we'll be returning to bi-weekly for now, but there might be some SPICY content for the Patreon coming soon (not porn)! Follow our OnlyFans as well, name redacted for national security purposes. SEE Y'ALL NEXT TIME!

Let's pretend I misspelled Dragon in the title, but also act like it means more than it should... Either way big surprise as we hire a new Junior Associate to the firm, KID MICHAEL. Though he may be young, he can remember anything he reads and then use it in law. It seems like a TV show but he insisted and I'm doing a new thing this year where I trust people. EITHER EITHER WAY we talk about the common conception of dragons and how it confuses me in Martial Arts. This is because I have a limited world view and never got to read mythology from anywhere else but the white-ass education system. Though if I'm being real, those dragons are cool as fuck. We also talk about getting scammed IRL, and this makes for the third episode of the season of one of us getting scammed. I'm starting to sense a trend... Follow us on the thingies (X, Tik-Tok, OnlyFans, BlueSky) and we'll see you next time!

I mean the title speaks for itself but I guess I have more characters... Anyways this episode the boys discuss something that's often thought of: who's your favorite Outkast member? I know there's only 2 but in law there's also only 2 so suck me. Even if that isn't right just accept it and move on. This episode is like, forever late. Spotify hit us with a lil switcharoo on the recording stuff but I've figured it out, and we're gonna catch up FAST cause I got shit to do during our vacay. SO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK CAUSE WE GOT A FUN LIL' SURPRISE FOR YALL. See y'all next time, follow the thingies!

Palworld exists, but the world of pals may not... idk what that means but we talked about Palworld and how everything is everywhere all at once. Frfr why does every game have to have everything in it? I'm a fan of games that do a few things really well. Like Megaman X or Battletoads, I get pissed at the bike level. Do one thing and be good at it. Life lesson. Also we watched the OnlyFans cooking show together while muted in incognito mode so that you don't have to! Subscribe to Jay's OF page so that he can be a contestant! Follow us on the things, we'll see y'all next time!

This was a long time coming. Lego has been bricking left and right in the age where they really could swang. To prove it, Lego Fortnite did what they literally should have done like 3 years ago. The video games they have now are okay, but if you really think about it they should be so much more. Either way, face the thrilling tale of one person who just wanted to go to a comedy show, but got so much more. Tbh he just keeps getting targeted by the internet, at this point I would have become a hermit but the human soul is indomitable or some shit like that either way don't be late to stuff. See y'all next time!

This is essentially a part two for last episode, turns out sometimes you just gotta take a hard look in the mirror and be like damn, I'm pretty gullible. Rather than take a narrow focus and see how bad the problem is, we zoomed all the way out and looked for all the dumb little moments of weakness in which advertising weaseled something useless into our lives. Also we talked about the good old days of non legalization, and how people just suck. Not all people, surely not all dealers. But come on, that shit was unbearable back then. Every time I go to the dispensary I think, "At least I'm not waiting in the snow for some guy who's gonna flake on me after 2 hours." The future fucking rocks. Follow us on stuff, we'll see you next time!

You know, I never thought I was an easy target for ads until Tik-Tok happened. Like, I was always the type to immediately skip ads so I just learned to tune them out, but now ads are also people? I just don't know anymore, we may be closing in on the Matrix here. Either way we recount some of the best scams we fell under through the monstrosity of Tik Tok. Also we talk about The Karate Kid and how it created weeb culture. Everytime older people highroad you about what you enjoy, remember these people were watching Ralph Macchio and calling him Daniel-san. YIKES. If you listen and still don't believe me, go to a YouTube comments section for a Karate Kid clip. That's all I need to say about that. See y'all next time!

I forgot to post last week, that's on me. Either way peoples be going on vacation. This is a fact. In this ep, two of the boys are coming back from Vegas, regaling us with tales outside the casino... or inside? I think the buffet was inside? Honestly my memory is not what it used to be but I'm trying, damn it. Also get swizzled with another great story from Jay's memory vault, this time going all the way back to elementary school! You may not have known from the way he looks, but Jay used to be a master of Krav Maga. Well at least the nut-punching part, he was really good at that. If only we could return to the people we used to be... Follow us on the sites we use! You know the ones, we're 60 eps in at this point if you're reading this, blarble shnirts, but also you totally know where to find us. Next episode in a week, to return to the Sacred Posting Schedule, see you then!

It's 5am and I'm starting to notice some destructive patterns so let me get to this describing so I can wake up in 3 hours for work... The boys are back in town in a smaller session, discussing the eviles of the bartering arts, the Guy who is known to Family, and how to give a motherfucker a litmus test. Don't say we never taught you anything. Follow us on the places! Is there even a good social networking app out anymore? Still haven't gotten an invite to the other one, but I also don't remember the name so who really lost here? Either way we're still on X, Tik-Tok, and Twitch! See y'all next time!

You know, I've come to realize that I have not gone on a vacation in a long ass time. Like, I straight up do not leave my home city. Most people would be disgruntled by that, but honestly nothing beats the good old staycation. Fuck leaving and going to places, especially now that I'm back on that Snake Tik-Tok. I will never travel again! Fuck a boomslang, you get me? Anyways Sean went places and did stuff, so it's nice to hear about other places. He didn't go to Olive Garden in Italy, which like HUHH?????? Couldn't have beem me, sounds like someone isn't big on family, idk. I'm just gonna let it slide this time, but the next time he fucks on Olive Garden I might have to throw the colors on. My vacation was Barbenheimer, two amazing films. Honestly, Barbie changed my worldview. Oppenheimer did nothing to the way I think, that guy still sucked, and he definitely was NOT having all that sex. I'm done with Hollywood being like forgive this dude he fucks. I fuck, and no one's forgiven me for shit! Out here telling me that this gangly, busted atom bomb making fuck was schlanging that wood like a seasoned lumberjack? Lie to someone else buddy. Lucky for them the acting was A+. Follow us on the usual places, Twitter, Twitch, Tik-Tok (coming back with a vengeance), and something else that I can't remember right now. I'd say check another episode but honestly, it's not that deep. Check out our OnlyFans, dropping soon!

I have no words for what's going on right now, I thought they were kidding about this when they spoke about it but since then I've been getting the Tik Toks and I gotta say, I've learned so much in this past week. I should have definitely been a stripper. Or like a trampoline guy, or like a snake dude but definitely shoulda dropped out of school first. I can't believe people pay to watch this, but at the same time I totally get it. Like watching someone break themselves mentally for money... fuck, that's sick. Every year we prove another Young Adult-Fiction Dytopia writer correct, and it's time to change my literary focus in school. Remember to buy my new book on Amazon, "Moonbeam," in which a young hybrid Bear-Man rejects society and finds love in said society so he like breaks a little out of his shell and he also has powers but only when he licks honey off of a person. Sexually, nonsexually (still kinda sexually) it's whatever, as long as he takes in honey through the mouth that was previously touching skin. His biggest enemy is general cleanliness and people who don't like honey. Also we talked about Temu, because you KNOW you think it's a scam, but you never confirmed it. Let's just say it's exactly what you thought it would be but in a different way. Wanna know what we mean? Then just listen tbh, you shouldn't have made it this far into the fucking episode blurb. You should pretty much be skimming this after a while, which is fine cause I just gotta hit a word count to prove people who said I'd make these a lot shorter by the second season wrong. Skrum dum dum da dum! That should be long enough, let me bring it back to reality. Temu has a lot of stuff, but there's definitely a cost. Follow us on our other places, like Tik Tok, Twitch, X (yeah you know exactly what we're talking about here please subscribe), and other things that are in the works! We have a lot of interesting events happening, so do what it do as long as it is us and doing is listening! SEE YALL NEXT TIME!

You wanna know what the wildest MMO is out there? It's fuckin' social media. Think about that. It even has a pay-to-win system in it. Well either way Twitter is dying, or maybe I just keep forgetting to click the bird app thing on my phone. Granted, the last 3 times I opened Twitter at work it's just some wild shit and then my boss walks by and judges me for it, like I didn't upload that shit tf??? I upload normal stuff online, like how the Revolutionary War never happened and stuff like that. Totally normal. No oddities or extremes from me, not at all! Also they got me into a new MMO that isn't a social media except it has a general chat room, you can send private messages, you can form groups based on common interests ANY OF THIS SOUNDING FAMILIAR????? Fine I'll drop it, either way the game's pretty fun but as one of those people who played MMO's back in the Bronze Age, you know exactly where the bar is on those. Follow us on Twitter (lol), Twitch, Tik Tok and the like! Lots more stuff coming up soon, keep them eyeholes peeled friends. See you next time!

The Expendables are going a bit too far with the age thing, but I really wanna see 50 Cent in the new one. Like, how many action movies has he been in? Meaning that his presence is based off the sole fact that he got shot 9 times. Note to public: if you want to be an action star, get shot in real life and survive??? Honestly nothing means anything anymore, catch me in Expendables 5 as a weird Indiana Jones's assistant type deal. And I will hard carry that movie for shure. Anyways we talk about Sylvester Stallone trying to defy the claws of Father Time with television. We'll see if it works in the next season of Tulsa King.

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