Hey guys, idiot Janno here to say: Pfft, digital footprint? What's that? Anyways the boys talk about what chair they'd rather sit in while at a friend's house. And buddy, it's like Foucault/Chomsky. Wittgenstein/Popper. Searle/Derrida. You wouldn't believe the wacky antics these crazy dumdums get into. It will literally change your life.
Hey everyone! Uninformed, dumbass Janno here with another description of a podcast episode. We talk going straight to heaven v.s. reincarnating until you build up enough karma to get to heaven and a secret second topic that's even more controversial.Also being upfront here I just started playing online poker in the second half so if you hear all those clicks and you hate it, I'm so sorry--I'll never online gamble again.
The Council convenes to make two critical decisions: the best field trip and the best rhythm game. All judgements are final unless we look back at one of these and are like maybe we were wrong here but that like, never happens.I didn't have DJ Hero but I think I would have been a more well-adjusted person had I bought it. That's a problem for another time I guess. I could try and actually learn to DJ but I kind of already know a bit and that little bit is enough. If you do all that, good for you, it ain't for me.Follow our socials!
This episode was long due. For your entertainment tonight...The balls.Follow our socials!
If you really think about it, blurbs are kinda dumb. Okay maybe not but I'm tired today and if you're on this episode, you already know what time it is.Follow our socials!
I just need to admit it - I bricked. I meant to post this episode like four weeks ago, and I went online and was like yeah I'll be posting weekly. Everyone believed me completely, so I gotta be transparent here. And that's what this episode is truly about: being better. We are going to start providing a higher level of quality starting right after this sentence.Anyway I totally forgot what this episode was about. Please listen to it regardless. Follow our socials!Love,Jay
Janno here once again. Writing this caption because I'm the one uploading the episode this time. Let's see.The council debates the age old question of whether it's better to be a boy going to Jupiter to get more stupider, or a girl going to college to get more knowledge.Also--you fuck with indoor or outdoor pools?Find out the right opinion in just an hour.
With everything on the line, the council convenes to decide two major battles: Donald Glover vs Childish Gambino, and Alien Invasion vs Zombie Outbreak. It's not zombies...Honestly, when did people get all obsessed with watching people getting eaten alive? I figured after the first ever zombie movie humanity would have shat itself in fear and been all like Good Lord we must unite to make sure the T-Virus never gets out. I blame Resident Evil personally, like why is a ZOMBIE virus labeled with the letter T? And I'M the one who failed English in the 6th grade?Follow our socials, there's a non-zero chance that this podcast helps you achieve orgasm.Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
The council convenes to settle a few long-standing rivalries, like Surf v. Turf and Tom v. Jerry. The decisions made are kinda final but not really but still final.Pending further review.Follow us on socials for Sonic the Hedgehog themed content posted tri-centenially.
The council time travels to make decisions on some of the biggest deals in the early 2000's: Peak CN vs Nick and X-Men vs Sam Raimi Spider-Man. Remember to punish the defeated accordingly, or just burn CD's and destroy them. Either is fine, really.We'll see you next week for more important decisions.
No, not like going to a different decade, just like going back mentally but you're still here. Either way the Council makes two vital decisions for the inner-child: soft-serve vs hard ice cream and Pokemon TCG now vs before.Adjust your life accordingly and we'll see you next week!
The council convenes for two big face-offs: Moo Deng vs. Pesto the Penguin and Stuart Little vs. Remy. Someone thought they were gonna shoot 2 for 2 from the free throw line on this one. Gonna leave it at that. The real winner for both is snakes. Like, pretty sure on that one. I trust that one movie where the snakes were the main bad guy, but also I fell asleep during so maybe I missed some steps. Follow our socials and we'll see y'all next week!
Two main topics on the tables tonight: picking a decisive conspiracy theory and settling the Ultimate Warrior debate. Alien vs Predator. I watched that movie when I was a kid but hadn't seen any of the source material. I was rooting against both. Now that I've seen both movies, I am rooting against both. Acid blood is overrated, ingest more bases. Not like a dangerous amount mind you, but still, even yourself out. Follow us on social media and we'll see y'all next week!
The council reconvenes after a hiatus to deliberate on two major topics: getting into Star Wars now and which Spider-Man is the Chosen One? The moral of both stories is to step your reference game up. For advice, follow us on social media. Our references are solid af. See y'all next week!
Two topics are brought before the council: are the Beatles still good, and are Roguelites getting out of hand? Which then brings up the question: why didn't they Roguelite Guitar Hero when it died? Like, we all bought those dumbass controllers, can't play Halo on 'em so maybe? Shouts out to our boy Indy for presenting before the council. He made a pretty fun game that you can find on Steam. The game comes out October 24th, AND there's a demo! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2927520/Tower_of_Nod/ Follow our Socials and we'll see you next time!
The council convenes to speak of two important topics: the best TV Talent Shows and the need/desire to ever visit Manhattan. Now I know what you're thinking, where else can I find Madame Tussauds? And the answer may surprise you: Atlantic City. AND you can gamble there. My money's on that one. Follow our socials.
We have risen out of the ashes of our law firm building (unrelated to current claims) to answer the true calling of society: telling people how to feel about things. As such, we discuss Video Game movies in conjunction with sharing our hopes for progeny. Though many factors may influence such hopes, we focus on one central point: Valorant Son or Overwatch Daughter. Follow us on X and keep your eyes on our TikTok, which will be resurrecting soon.
It's been a minute but we're back, and had to talk about it. Really didn't expect him to die. Crazy. War indeed never changes. We talked about other stuff too, but the OJ stuff is... well, it exists. So much so that I have nothing more to talk about here, so follow our socials and we'll see you later!
all i can say is they were always right. either way tHe boys arE back to talk about the hot goss these past two weeks: Diddy and lIzzo but not both at the same time, like Divided? I mean not looking greaT for both but one team is def worse off you know? Also Lizzo backtracked on the music thing, not sure what the real meaning was but it's really all the same. If there's anyone to really be mad at, remember how Jay-Z said he was gonna quit music after the Black Album? That's waaaaay worse in my opinion but whatever. Hold up, someone's at the door. Follow us on socials and we'll see y'all in two weeks!
Always a party, even if it's a week late. When did you pop your Whopperginity? Yeah that felt awful to type. Either way Kid Michael tells us about his First Time, to much laughter. I remember my First Time: it was on a beach and... I should not share the rest of this story. Also we talked about the movies again because all you really wanna do is think about the next popcorn bucket promo. It's the "chaotic good" of modding. "Chaotic evil" can be found on Tik Tok, but you're better off not finding it. No more details available. Follow us on social media, send us memes and videos that we'll definitely watch without a doubt! See y'all next time!